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I love my mom
    #26883525 - 08/16/20 02:01 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)



She gets it. She sent me this today.

There was only one or two visits where I didn't hug my mother during this pandemic nonsense.

Scared at first, we have gone through Covid together.

Well, not together but she lives 1.8 miles away, so frequent visits.


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The Italian researchers’ findings, published by the INT’s scientific magazine Tumori Journal, show 11.6% of 959 healthy volunteers enrolled in a lung cancer screening trial between September 2019 and March 2020 had developed coronavirus antibodies well before February.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-italy-timing-idUSKBN27V0KF

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Re: I love my mom [Re: HamHead] * 1
    #26883553 - 08/16/20 02:21 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

covid can kiss my ass



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Re: I love my mom [Re: HamHead] * 5
    #26883564 - 08/16/20 02:31 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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:justnotright:

You don't divide a nearly competely yet uninfected nation by the numbers of death and call that percentage "your chance to die of COVID"



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Re: I love my mom [Re: Asante]
    #26883580 - 08/16/20 02:41 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Mask carry bacteria.

Just saying.

Wear one if you want.

:shrug:

Are people really staying home all across North America?

I doubt it.

Peopleare going back to work.

As they should.

Can't forget those protest.

When are they going to start using those refrigerator trucks for all those bodies that aren't really piling up like predicted?

Children are mostly spared.

Have you made it this far down?

Congrats!

You'll probably survive until next year.

Take care of yourself, that includes your meat vehicle.

:cheers:

If you're afraid of Covid, don't push your fears onto others.


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The Italian researchers’ findings, published by the INT’s scientific magazine Tumori Journal, show 11.6% of 959 healthy volunteers enrolled in a lung cancer screening trial between September 2019 and March 2020 had developed coronavirus antibodies well before February.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-italy-timing-idUSKBN27V0KF

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https://www.icandecide.org/


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Re: I love my mom [Re: HamHead] * 9
    #26883661 - 08/16/20 03:51 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Math, someday your Mom will learn how it works.


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Re: I love my mom [Re: Ice9]
    #26883680 - 08/16/20 04:03 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Ya, my calculator says 2.7%, but that's assuming enough testing is going on.

And then there is false positives, false negatives, and deaths not verified with tests.


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Re: I love my mom [Re: HamHead] * 8
    #26883683 - 08/16/20 04:04 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

You really need to chill with making new threads about the same garbage over and over and over again.  You have multiple other 'oMg cOvId mAsK hOaX iM smArTEr tHaN u!' threads you can use.


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Re: I love my mom [Re: Ice9] * 2
    #26883685 - 08/16/20 04:05 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

When your country underfunds its schools staffed by underpaid teachers, you get memes like this.


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Re: I love my mom [Re: mndfreeze]
    #26883687 - 08/16/20 04:06 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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You really need to chill with making new threads about the same garbage over and over and over again.  You have multiple other 'oMg cOvId mAsK hOaX iM smArTEr tHaN u!' threads you can use.



Do it do it do it


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Re: I love my mom [Re: mndfreeze]
    #26883769 - 08/16/20 06:00 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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Math, someday your Mom will learn how it works.




It's funny you say said this.

My mom has worked accounting for many years. She knows how important it is to be correct with math, or else people come to her pissed about payroll errors.

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You really need to chill with making new threads about the same garbage over and over and over again.  You have multiple other 'oMg cOvId mAsK hOaX iM smArTEr tHaN u!' threads you can use.




Ok. I have stuck to my lanes. Each thread I made has had a different topic, and I stayed in them.

There's the sidelines thread, @koods thread, HCQ thread, now I have to wear a mask thread, and this one now. Oh, can't forget that sticky thread. The nuclear thread, dengue virus vaccine thread and an eat my chow thread.

I don't understand where you are seeing multiple oMg cOvId mAsK hOaX iM smArTEr tHaN u! threads.

:shakeface:


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The Italian researchers’ findings, published by the INT’s scientific magazine Tumori Journal, show 11.6% of 959 healthy volunteers enrolled in a lung cancer screening trial between September 2019 and March 2020 had developed coronavirus antibodies well before February.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-italy-timing-idUSKBN27V0KF

This online first version has been peer-reviewed, accepted and edited,  but not formatted and finalized with corrections from authors and proofreaders

https://www.icandecide.org/


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Re: I love my mom [Re: HamHead]
    #26883779 - 08/16/20 06:05 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

She divided total population by deaths... correct epidemiology methodology is total unique positves/deathsx100%=mortality rate.  So your Mom may want to consider a new job.


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Re: I love my mom [Re: Ice9]
    #26883785 - 08/16/20 06:13 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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She divided total population by deaths... correct epidemiology methodology is total unique positves/deathsx100%=mortality rate.  So your Mom may want to consider a new job.




My mom didn't do that math. I'm assuming it's a picture she saw and shared it with me. It says it's from CDC, care to confirm?

She is retiring from accounting. I think her math is better than yours.


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The Italian researchers’ findings, published by the INT’s scientific magazine Tumori Journal, show 11.6% of 959 healthy volunteers enrolled in a lung cancer screening trial between September 2019 and March 2020 had developed coronavirus antibodies well before February.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-italy-timing-idUSKBN27V0KF

This online first version has been peer-reviewed, accepted and edited,  but not formatted and finalized with corrections from authors and proofreaders

https://www.icandecide.org/


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Re: I love my mom [Re: HamHead] * 5
    #26883800 - 08/16/20 06:30 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I think she is a boomer with declining cognitive faculties.


The CDC is well known for putting out shitty jpg memes of incorrect math with no sources.


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Re: I love my mom [Re: HamHead] * 5
    #26883832 - 08/16/20 06:57 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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Quote:

Ice9 said:
Math, someday your Mom will learn how it works.




It's funny you say said this.

My mom has worked accounting for many years. She knows how important it is to be correct with math, or else people come to her pissed about payroll errors.

Quote:

mndfreeze said:
You really need to chill with making new threads about the same garbage over and over and over again.  You have multiple other 'oMg cOvId mAsK hOaX iM smArTEr tHaN u!' threads you can use.




Ok. I have stuck to my lanes. Each thread I made has had a different topic, and I stayed in them.

There's the sidelines thread, @koods thread, HCQ thread, now I have to wear a mask thread, and this one now. Oh, can't forget that sticky thread. The nuclear thread, dengue virus vaccine thread and an eat my chow thread.

I don't understand where you are seeing multiple oMg cOvId mAsK hOaX iM smArTEr tHaN u! threads.

:shakeface:




Now it just looks like you are trying to get banned again.  Getting pretty tired of every single post of yours being used as an excuse to post covid related nonsense with the goal to instigate people.  There is an entire forum dedicated to that.  Head on over to conspiracy and stop mucking up the pub.


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Re: I love my mom [Re: mndfreeze] * 1
    #26883986 - 08/16/20 09:07 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Just got back from another visit with my mom. It was hot today so I waited until it cooled off a bit before going to let my little dog run freely in my moms fenced in back yard.

She has a dog who greeted me with licks on my face as my mom laughed.

It was another good visit.

We have come a long way, her and I. We used to fight and argue a lot.

She's always right, so I'm happy we can agree on some things today.


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The Italian researchers’ findings, published by the INT’s scientific magazine Tumori Journal, show 11.6% of 959 healthy volunteers enrolled in a lung cancer screening trial between September 2019 and March 2020 had developed coronavirus antibodies well before February.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-italy-timing-idUSKBN27V0KF

This online first version has been peer-reviewed, accepted and edited,  but not formatted and finalized with corrections from authors and proofreaders

https://www.icandecide.org/


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Re: I love my mom [Re: HamHead] * 1
    #26883991 - 08/16/20 09:11 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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We have come a long way, her and I.




Good to hear, HH.


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Re: I love my mom [Re: HamHead]
    #26884122 - 08/17/20 12:00 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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s.




That's not how statistics work.

I'm sure the exact numbers came from the CDC and some Facebook flat earther did the percentages not knowing how statistics work.


Your chances of dying on Everest are one in four.

But actually your chances of dying on Everest is one in several hundred million because you're unlikely to attempt to climb Everest. Also that stat changes further if instead you're looking at people who summited or people who go on the mountain with no intention of climbing to the very top. And the statistics changes further if you add other variables like your health.

Honestly statistics and social science should be part of core education because half the internet, including apparently scientific articles, and all the way up to scientists seem to use them wrong. And they get away with it because most people don't even know the basics.


So your friend who did this math introduced variables while also leaving out a ton. Like the fact that this is a new virus that isn't remotely close to finished circulating through the population. Normally chances of dying from x means chances of dying from it in your lifetime and I'm sorry to say that 6 months isn't long enough to determine the chances of anything killing people the way we can judge lightening strikes and shark attacks.

(Also the death rate of those tested is closest to your mortality rate and that's high as shit. Thankfully we have alot of reason to believe alot of people who get it don't get tested.)


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Re: I love my mom [Re: HamHead] * 5
    #26884128 - 08/17/20 12:04 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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She gets it. She sent me this today.




So it’s genetic


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Re: I love my mom [Re: koods] * 2
    #26884199 - 08/17/20 01:59 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Keep up the good job HH. You and your mother are doing the Lord's work.

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Re: I love my mom [Re: koods]
    #26884201 - 08/17/20 02:01 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

What a long goddamn day


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