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Re: Who likes eating competitions? [Re: openmind]
    #26875743 - 08/11/20 06:48 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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Tripsurfer said:
So let me get this straight. In order to prepare for some crazy burgerking 4 burger 6000kcal challenge, you are going to eat a bunch of salad




usually they train on low calorie vegetables, but I like salad a lot more than vegetables, if they have greek salad I will get that, it comes with olives, tomatoes. cucumber and onion

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4 BK fries is 1 plate of über salty fries. I'd specify with ordering "hold the salt on the fries" so your blood pressure won't go through the roof.





salt dosnt effect my blood pressure, its a myth that it effects everyones blood pressure, you have to be sensitive to its blood pressure effects for it to do anything, and most people arnt, and the people who are only get a 2/1 reduction in blood pressure from going on a low salt diet, but low salt diets increase heart rate by 10 percent which is way worse for a cardiovascular event, spend the $20 to get the book "the salt fix" by James Dinicolantonio, but its not the most entertaining read, I only liked a few chapters in it, but because of that book I increased my salt intake to 2 teaspoons a day

though depending on how you load the salt you could retain/kick water, which will temporarily raise/lower your blood pressure, but thats the water doing it not the salt

and I just skimmed the menu, the 4 burgers and 4 fries is 3790 mg of sodium, I get more then that in on fasting days

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Let one of the drinks be effervescent and sugarfree so the bubbles will help settle the food in your stomach, I propose the rest is flat mineral water. You dont want that much cola, thetd be lots of sugar, caffeine and acidity.





im not sure if I will go with regular soda or diet soda, I hate both for different reasons

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Now the magic trick: insist on no pickles on the burgers.

Thats crucial at Burger King.

Pickles are no meaningful ingredient of the burgers but if you specify without, they are forced to make em for you and you get your 4 burgers right off the grill instead of from under the heat lamp. Its a dick move with the fries too, but in the case of the unsalted fries the several grams of salt would seriously add to your sodium intoxication from the 4 burgers.





I know the substitution trick, I do the opposite though, I ask for extra pickles

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Asante being Asante I'd tip a teaspoon of epsom salt in the final bottle of mineral water to ensure as many of the calories and digestables of the food as possible end up in the toilet without you getting a butt hernia for trying to pass all that meat. A teaspoon of epsom salt will assure that several ounces of water will accompany the stool down your pipes keeping it soft, moist and mobile so its outta there fast.

Chew well.




the dont sell food grade magnesium sulphate in my town, Ive been to all 5 pharmacies looking for it, its a ingredient  in the salt water concoction I drink, I had to sub in magnesium citrate


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Aren't you often going on about/posting about fasting?





I fast 3 days a week, and do intermittent fasting the other 4, I also fasted for 42 days during Lent and did 17 days in July

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Didn't you make a thread about drinking borax?




correct, people are deficient in boron, and its the arthritus cure they dont want you to know about, if you have arthritus and dont want to drink borax, you should shell out the money for the boron pills from the pharmacy, craziest markup ever

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I kinda recall you mentioning something about eating teaspoons of salt every day?





after reading "The Salt Fix" by James DiNicolantonio, I bumped it up to 2 teaspoons, I wish I could bump it up to 3 too, but the waters already pretty darn salty with 2 teaspoons salt and 1 teaspoon potassium chloride

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I also kinda recall you posting some things about drinking urine....Maybe I have you confused with someone else? Pretty sure it's you tho.





I just said there a lot of good minerals in piss thats going to waste


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Re: Who likes eating competitions? [Re: gopher]
    #26876071 - 08/11/20 10:54 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

If you want to see a crazy competitive eater, look no farther then Molly Schuyler on YouTube. She puts other super-eaters like Matt Stonie to shame.


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Re: Who likes eating competitions? [Re: gopher] * 1
    #26877067 - 08/12/20 03:18 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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usually they train on low calorie vegetables, but I like salad a lot more than vegetables, if they have greek salad I will get that, it comes with olives, tomatoes. cucumber and onion






:uhno:


You like salad more than vegetables?  :confused2:

Vegetables are in salads.  A salad is a combination of various ingredients, and greek salads have vegetables in them...and fruit if you wanna be technical about it.


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Re: Who likes eating competitions? [Re: 1234go]
    #26877084 - 08/12/20 03:30 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

I find them repulsive


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Re: Who likes eating competitions? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #26877169 - 08/12/20 04:50 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

You a meat, and bread kinda guy?


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Re: Who likes eating competitions? [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #26877189 - 08/12/20 04:59 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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If you want to see a crazy competitive eater, look no farther then Molly Schuyler on YouTube. She puts other super-eaters like Matt Stonie to shame.




Molly can't eat all this.



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Re: Who likes eating competitions? [Re: gopher]
    #26877194 - 08/12/20 05:01 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

isn't magnesium sulphate just epsom salt? You cant buy it at a grocery store.


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Re: Who likes eating competitions? [Re: blewmeanie]
    #26877220 - 08/12/20 05:17 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

You need epsom salt suitable for internal use though.

Not all magnesium sulfate is created equally. Fertilizer grade, the most common kind, may contain heavy metals.


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Re: Who likes eating competitions? [Re: Asante]
    #26877280 - 08/12/20 06:05 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Why would anyone do this to their bodies :lol:


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Re: Who likes eating competitions? [Re: twighead]
    #26877286 - 08/12/20 06:12 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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Why would anyone do this to their bodies :lol:




I shudder to think what happens in the hours after someone eats like 100 hot dogs in 10 minutes


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Re: Who likes eating competitions? [Re: twighead]
    #26877287 - 08/12/20 06:14 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Its selfabuse.

trying to chomp down on poisonous dosages of foods that distend the stomach, to win a competition.

The Guinness Book of Records isn't doing it anymore. Its beyond fun, in a bad way.


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Re: Who likes eating competitions? [Re: twighead]
    #26877288 - 08/12/20 06:14 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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Why would anyone do this to their bodies :lol:



I know right. There's like a world record for asshole stretching as well. You do have to wonder.


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Re: Who likes eating competitions? [Re: Northerner]
    #26885483 - 08/17/20 05:57 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

So I failed my next goal, eating two salads, I got a 910g cesar salad and a 1.26kg greek salad, I ate the 2 pound cesar salad in 15 minutes and started the greek salad, I got through about half a pound of the greek salad before I was starting to feel sick, so I ate 2.5 pounds of salad and then couldnt eat anymore salad, I wasnt full, I ate a slice of pizza after and I could have probably ate another slice, so my stomach wasnt stretched, I just couldnt handle anymore salad without feeling sick

im still going to try the burgerking challenge, im hoping fastfood is engineered to make you keep eating more, and the fact that its 2 different foods (fries and burgers) after im sick of the burgers, fries are different so I could still eat them

but overall im sad I couldnt eat the salad till i was full and my body noped out of that one before I was full


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Re: Who likes eating competitions? [Re: gopher]
    #26885545 - 08/17/20 06:39 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I wonder what was in those salads. You should be able to eat vegetables to load bearing capacity, so there were likely additives. It could have been bacteria, lack of hygiene.

BK fries are super salty. Omit the fries just try to eat 2 triple stacked XXL King burgers instead.


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Re: Who likes eating competitions? [Re: Asante]
    #26885572 - 08/17/20 06:58 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

its only 3790mg of sodium for the whole family deal, optimal salt intake is between 3000mg to 6000mg, most people will instinctively use 3000mg to 4000mg if left to their own device over the whole day

fun fact, they tell pregnant women to eat less salt, I forget the exact number, I think it might be 1500mg, but whatever the number was they wont hit the recommended daily value of iodine unless they know to eat high iodine foods, and lack of iodine fucks fetuses up


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Re: Who likes eating competitions? [Re: gopher]
    #26885596 - 08/17/20 07:16 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

There are places that sell edible clay, thats natural river clay from a clean source, people dilute it to a thin mud and drink it.

It replenishes minerals and cleans your pipes.


You can't do it with regular hobby store clay cause soime are chemically treated and could kill you.


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Re: Who likes eating competitions? [Re: Asante]
    #26887284 - 08/18/20 06:47 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Imma take this opportunity to flex that I won a watermelon eating contest of 5 contestants at a middle east festival. The challenge was to eat 4 slices of melon to the green first to win. I beat a guy damn near twice my size, and won a free shawarma voucher, funnily after i had already purchased one. As i walked off the stage a group of beautiful looking middle eastern women stopped me for congratulations! Felt Good mang.


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Re: Who likes eating competitions? [Re: Shroomigan]
    #26887366 - 08/18/20 07:30 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Nela Zisser!!!!


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Re: Who likes eating competitions? [Re: Shroomigan]
    #26887739 - 08/19/20 04:55 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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I beat a guy damn near twice my size





Protip, fat guys usually cant handle realy big meals.


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Re: Who likes eating competitions? [Re: gopher]
    #26916916 - 09/04/20 07:39 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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gopher said:









I just saw a post by Randy Santel, looks like they fell in love on this tour, when she finishes school they are going to travel and do challenges together in 2021

I left a comment on his post saying he is going to make her fat, she was working off all the weight between challenges but he will do like 4 in a week


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