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Near Dylan
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Confession 3
#26861941 - 08/04/20 03:33 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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If a female asks my height, I tell her 5'11. In reality I am 6'. I do this because I noticed that all guys who are 5'11 always lie about being 6', so I figured if I did the opposite tactic, I would come across as humble and relatable and whatnot. I even add little jokes like 'ugh I was so close to being able to write 6'". I apologize to all the females I have gaslighted.
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I blame dating apps that allow people to filter by height. Many people seeking a man will chose 6' as a starting point, so if you are 5'11" you would get ovelooked unless you lie and say you are 6'. Sort of like pricing your ebay listing at $99.95 so that it shows when people filter for under $100.
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If a male asks my height, I tell him 5'6. In reality I am 5'4. I do this because I noticed that all ladies who are 5'6 always lie about being 5'4, so I figured if I did the opposite tactic, I would come across as humble and relatable and whatnot. I even add little jokes like, "ugh I was so close to being able to write 5'6". I apologize to all the males I have gaslighted.
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Edited by Cosmic_Flame (08/04/20 07:25 AM)
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psi
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Don't feel bad guys, I do the same thing with penis size to seem humble and relatable.
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Near Dylan said: If a female asks my height, I tell her 5'11. In reality I am 6'. I do this because I noticed that all guys who are 5'11 always lie about being 6', so I figured if I did the opposite tactic, I would come across as humble and relatable and whatnot. I even add little jokes like 'ugh I was so close to being able to write 6'". I apologize to all the females I have gaslighted.
You son of a bitch
I thought you were 5'11"
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Ice9
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Re: Confession [Re: psi] 3
#26862135 - 08/04/20 07:48 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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psi said: Don't feel bad guys, I do the same thing with penis size to seem humble and relatable.
Don't joke, it's not all it's cracked up to be having a big penis. 1. foreplay...yeah girls love it, but when it takes me 30 minutes to stand a full attention they think either they are doing some wrong or i'm no interested. Its not that its fucking biology, if my penis engorges instantly, I'm going to have low blood pressure and probably pass the fuck out. 2. Getting into it, slamming their pelvic floor with your dick is not fun for anyone, period. 3. Have had girls I literally could not have sex with cause girth caused too much pain, some have no problem, but some girls are naturally not very elastic. Has ruined more than one good relationship not being able to be fully intimate.
I know guys like think bigger is better, and some women are size queens, but most want a good, enjoyable romp with no having to fiddle about bullshit. If you know what you doing average is more than adequate, stop with big dick envy, it's a waste of time. Instead learn how to find the g-spot, how to eat pussy right, and the positions of intercourse that provide the most clitoral excitement.
/rant off
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Re: Confession [Re: Ice9] 5
#26862141 - 08/04/20 07:54 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Pics or you have micropenis
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Near Dylan
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Re: Confession [Re: Ice9]
#26862149 - 08/04/20 07:59 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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I tear the vaginal walls of every female I have sex with. I am a pussy warlord. That is how I see it. I see, I conquer, I came. Her trauma is my legacy, my glory.
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Re: Confession [Re: Ice9]
#26862154 - 08/04/20 08:00 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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In all seriousness I would not want any bigger, doesn't take porn star length to hit the cervix and cause pain, and opportunities for anal are rare with a relatively large girth.
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1234go
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Re: Confession [Re: Ice9]
#26862156 - 08/04/20 08:01 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ice9 said: Instead learn how to find the g-spot, how to eat pussy right, and the positions of intercourse that provide the most clitoral excitement.
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psi
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Re: Confession [Re: 1234go]
#26862187 - 08/04/20 08:31 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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I mean he's not wrong, that is an important skill to have.
I just think it's unfortunate that you can't make a simple penis size joke on here without the bigdickproblems crowd getting up in arms about their plight in life. Lighten up people.
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1234go
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Re: Confession [Re: psi]
#26862194 - 08/04/20 08:38 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Of course it's a good skill to have, but the way he talks about it, and other things makes me wonder how many bong ripZz he can take is all...
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Srirachi said: Pics or you have micropenis
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ThT is just ice9 style baby. He isn’t underage ffs
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1234go
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I'm just ball busting...
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Ice9
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Re: Confession [Re: 1234go] 1
#26862273 - 08/04/20 09:29 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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I like it, if the shit I said didn't get trolls and replies I would be , but instead i'm all
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psi
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Re: Confession [Re: Ice9]
#26862279 - 08/04/20 09:32 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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