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Seriously_trippin
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So... I think I have a tape worm
#26861675 - 08/03/20 09:27 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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So I really didn't want to make this thread because it's embarrassing but it's cautionary. I have had abdominal,pain,appetite issues and nausea since I was 14 and a little before the pandemic began I what blood for 4-5 days and they told me it was hemmoroids. So the last month or so if he been having an itching stabbing pain in my asshole. When I consulted over the phone they thought it was hemorrhoids. I have been getting more abdominal pain + appetite loss+ sleepless nights. Then I finally Google it . My symptoms matched exactly to pinworms which freaked me out enough to schedule an emergency appointment. Then about an hour ago I took what I thought was a big shit and when I looked in the bowl I saw what I thought was toilet paper that was wet so I started to flush but as it was going down I realized I did not use toilet paper and it did not look like toilet paper. I think that was a big tapeworm. So tomorrow it will be addressed finally but I am pretty nervous. I think this is been going on for a while and I know there is complications with tapeworms I do not want to deal with.
Anyone have experience with this? I stay home all the time and only get fast food from drive-this and a local burger shop . Whatever the case after shitting out a ribbon that looked like toilet paper I am terrified.
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Oral medication takes care of it pretty easily from what I’ve heard. I wouldn’t worry too much. Hell, I just ate a slim Jim about an hour ago so I’m probably next.
Also, from what I can tell you aren’t even certain of a diagnosis - so don’t sweat it. Like I said, there are meds that take care of it quick & easy as pie.
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I've always been a little curious about taking some deworming medication just to see if anything results, if I could get my hands on any. I've heard even in otherwise healthy seeming people, taking a dewormer can result in some crazy shit. So maybe try some dewormer? If you can get your hands on any, maybe the doctor will prescribe it.
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Re: So... I think I have a tape worm [Re: christopera] 1
#26861695 - 08/03/20 09:37 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Tapey the Tapeworm
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Re: So... I think I have a tape worm [Re: christopera]
#26861696 - 08/03/20 09:38 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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You know, that just made me realize that if you're had tapeworms for that long, those tapeworms have tripped balls over the years.
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Re: So... I think I have a tape worm [Re: nooneman]
#26861724 - 08/03/20 10:02 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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The Blind Ass said: Oral medication takes care of it pretty easily from what I’ve heard. I wouldn’t worry too much. Hell, I just ate a slim Jim about an hour ago so I’m probably next.
Also, from what I can tell you aren’t even certain of a diagnosis - so don’t sweat it. Like I said, there are meds that take care of it quick & easy as pie.
Thank you all this helped a lot with the other posts. It seems like you’re giving birth to a life draining demon. I’m achy, have stomach pain feel drained, have gotten even less sleep then usual. Sitting down hurts, it’s embarrasing to talk about irl. Honestly that solid ribbon scared the hell out of me, terrifying expierence when you realize it’s not multiple sheets of toilet paper but a probable parasite. *shudders* thank you all though I need someone to tell me it’s okay just got to the doc and not freak vs RUN UR ASS to ER which I’ve done when I asked about the blood here and it helped when I needed it. One of the morals to this story is I saw a white film on my shits for a while and just thought “shits are weird” it’ll pass. Nope look at your shits carefully before you flush
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Re: So... I think I have a tape worm [Re: nooneman]
#26861733 - 08/03/20 10:07 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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nooneman said: You know, that just made me realize that if you're had tapeworms for that long, those tapeworms have tripped balls over the years.
It's long enough to stretch from his/her gut to his/her rectum. Now, it's growing in his/her plumbing.

Edited by HamHead (08/03/20 10:09 PM)
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Re: So... I think I have a tape worm [Re: HamHead]
#26861744 - 08/03/20 10:17 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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This is a big fear of mine. The symptoms have gotten worse over the past few months so I’m hoping my previous illnesses had nothing to do with that. Good god that would be horrible though and it’s a possibility gives me the creeps big time.
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Seriously_trippin said: This is a big fear of mine. The symptoms have gotten worse over the past few months so I’m hoping my previous illnesses had nothing to do with that. Good god that would be horrible though and it’s a possibility gives me the creeps big time.
Get an Xray, share pics!
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Go to a doctor. The Shroomery is like 10,000% the wrong place for these inquiries.
But my vote goes for Steve. You can always count on a Steve.
Also, yeah I heard a bit on NPR once about tape worms. It kind of sounds like you have a tape worm, but you should go to a doctor.
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Re: So... I think I have a tape worm [Re: christopera]
#26861783 - 08/03/20 10:47 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Apparently its possible to just shit them out and be cured.
Some people with tapeworm infections never need treatment, for the tapeworm exits the body on its own. Others don't realize they have it because they have no symptoms. However, if you're diagnosed with intestinal tapeworm infection, medication will likely be prescribed to get rid of it.Dec 15, 2017
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Re: So... I think I have a tape worm [Re: budmanman] 2
#26861786 - 08/03/20 10:52 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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budmanman said: Dec 15, 2017
What about on August 4th 2020. What happens then?
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Re: So... I think I have a tape worm [Re: christopera] 1
#26861852 - 08/04/20 12:23 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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The apocalypse
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Re: So... I think I have a tape worm [Re: christopera]
#26861857 - 08/04/20 12:30 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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OP, I’m telling you, it’s okay to go see a doctor and have him examine you. Share what’s going on honestly and leave your embarrassment at the door. They’ve learned & been trained how to handle all this stuff in med school & in practice. They know how to diagnose various worms, and how to treat them and with what medicine - and it’s super effective.
Btw, a gastroenterologist is for just such things (specialist). Tho, if an internist / GP can make a diagnosis they can also treat it - if not, they can refer you to a specialist who can.
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Re: So... I think I have a tape worm [Re: The Blind Ass]
#26861879 - 08/04/20 01:09 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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I did not use toilet paper and it did not look like toilet paper.
jk im assuming you used a bidet which is cleaner. I wish you well in any case.
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Re: So... I think I have a tape worm [Re: BANANA.MAN]
#26861883 - 08/04/20 01:29 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Dude was probably pooping while really high and was having a hallucinogenic episode and has no idea what is going on.
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Re: So... I think I have a tape worm [Re: budmanman]
#26861889 - 08/04/20 01:41 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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That probably is what a section of tapeworm would look like though. Like a single ply of tp. They look like sauteed onions. I think I read they can grow up to 75 feet all up in yo guts and you never know it’s there.
Gotta be careful when treating parasites, the die off can fuck your world up pretty bad depending on type/location etc. Filthy creatures, us humans...filthy, indeed.
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Re: So... I think I have a tape worm [Re: Amanita86]
#26861893 - 08/04/20 01:45 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Maybe I have never pooped out a tapeworm, but this is what came up when I googled tape worm stool.
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Re: So... I think I have a tape worm [Re: budmanman]
#26861895 - 08/04/20 01:47 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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See how it’s in sections? All’s you need is one section for it to start growing all up in yo guts..
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