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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Asante]
    #26860282 - 08/03/20 08:37 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

:billymayshead:

Too bad Billy Mays is dead, he'd be the perfect frontman for that product.


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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: psi] * 1
    #26860310 - 08/03/20 08:55 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

I personally love the a smell of a two stroke engine, but it would be too loud and would wake the kid.


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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: christopera] * 1
    #26860314 - 08/03/20 08:57 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

"Guess what honey? I bought you vibrator!"

*brings home motorcycle*

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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: larry.fisherman] * 4
    #26860318 - 08/03/20 09:00 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Get her a washing machine, chicks love washing machines.



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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: psi]
    #26860325 - 08/03/20 09:07 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

I remember trying a vibrating toy before, didn’t really get much out of it


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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: endtimes]
    #26860350 - 08/03/20 09:22 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Magic wands are very nice indeed. We have 3 of them; an old-fashioned corded one and two rechargeable ones. The most recent one we got is this one: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32968941841.html
Goes like a house on fire. I got one of those harnesses to go with it, tied my gf up, put the harness on her and the wand in there and made her cum continuously for half an hour or so. Great times.
Those wand thingies are great fun especially if you want to toy your woman with them.

However, if my gf is flying solo, she greatly prefers a Satisfyer (AKA "penguin"). A nifty little device that creates pulsed air waves in an orifice that nicely fits around the clit. Small, rechargeable and nicely designed. There's a few generations/versions out there, but they all do essentially the same thing. There's probably a truckload of Chinese knockoffs as well, but I'd recommend the genuine article for its quality and functionality. I gifted my gf her penguin some 2.5 years ago and boy, has that thing accumulated some mileage by now...Seriously, if you want to do your woman a favor, get her one of these.


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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: koraks]
    #26860413 - 08/03/20 09:53 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

After reading what you said I'm gonna buy her one of those too. I already found a nice one, the descriptions and reviews are pretty obvious. Never bought her toys before. She's going to be really surprised in a week or so :lol: she's only ever had a few bullet style ones.


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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: psi]
    #26860498 - 08/03/20 10:34 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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Get her a washing machine, chicks love washing machines.







Is that the top of a child's head down there?


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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: 1234go]
    #26860507 - 08/03/20 10:38 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

I would hope it's an adult, seems to be a still from a porn. I just pulled it off Google images.


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    #26860511 - 08/03/20 10:39 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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Get her a washing machine, chicks love washing machines.







Is that the top of a child's head down there?





She's gonna squirt and the child will scream "Epstein did not kill himself!"


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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Asante]
    #26860516 - 08/03/20 10:41 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

That kid's gonna have issues with doing the laundry when he/she grows up...


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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: psi]
    #26860518 - 08/03/20 10:41 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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Then I started seeing reviews and sometimes they overheat and shit.




Probably have to work the thing pretty hard to get it to overheat though.




Idk girls tell that usually year or too before they melt:shrug:
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: 1234go]
    #26860527 - 08/03/20 10:44 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

I'm going to assume it's the "repairman" crouching down in front of the washer unless proven otherwise. :snub:


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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: psi]
    #26860533 - 08/03/20 10:46 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

I guess it could be a little person, but that's a tiny little head.


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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: 1234go]
    #26860559 - 08/03/20 10:57 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

It's an adult woman who appears to me to have a fairly normal sized head. :shrug: Looks like the aspect ratio is a bit distorted though.

https://www.xvideos.com/video1715248/friends_enjoy_washing_machine


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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: psi] * 2
    #26860593 - 08/03/20 11:19 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)



We had this pillow thing that holds the wand and it caused this after a couple of hours. It was really overkill to use it that long, but we were sure there were a couple of more orgasms in there...


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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Srirachi] * 2
    #26860597 - 08/03/20 11:21 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

You need to upgrade to the STIHL :yesnod:


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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: psi]
    #26860599 - 08/03/20 11:21 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Lol, you found the video just to be sure, eh? 

I was just bullshittin'...it looks odd, but I didn't actually think it was a kid.  Not clicking that link, though...


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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: 1234go]
    #26860608 - 08/03/20 11:25 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Didn't think there was a significant chance you were correct, it's from a mainstream porn site indexed by Google.


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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Asante]
    #26860611 - 08/03/20 11:26 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Sybian. Same thing except the sybian doesn't have the compression bleed valve to get it started.

That tip on the satisfyer is solid. I have had the most awkward conversations with my wife's friends because of that thing. Plus, they're relatively cheap, and they make a trial version called the one night stand that only runs for 45 minutes and costs about $10.


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