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Patlal
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Wand massagers are the best sex toys. 1
#26859572 - 08/02/20 07:17 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Obviously if you're a women, vibrating massagers are the shit. Quick and easy orgasms.
If you use them on your frenulum you'll have the best orgasm of your life.
Use them.
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Patlal]
#26859576 - 08/02/20 07:19 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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I think you forgot there are only 3 women on the shroomery.
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Patlal]
#26859579 - 08/02/20 07:20 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Patlal said: If you use them on your frenulum you'll have the best orgasm of your life.
Assuming you still have one.
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LeningradCowboy
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: psi]
#26859611 - 08/02/20 07:41 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Wands and edging Throw in some shibari/bondage for extra good times. Talking about exorcist level orgasms here
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: psi] 2
#26859612 - 08/02/20 07:42 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Vibrating massagers are great for muscle, back and foot aches.
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Patlal
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Asante] 1
#26859618 - 08/02/20 07:47 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Asante said: Vibrating massagers are great for muscle, back and foot aches.
What I meant is dicks. Use them for your dick...
Penises.
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Patlal]
#26859637 - 08/02/20 08:02 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: psi]
#26859641 - 08/02/20 08:04 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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There are a lot of sex toys on the market to try before one can make this statement. Probably needs a dedicated podcast and an endowment. Good luck. ππΌπ
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LeningradCowboy
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: FrancoAmerican]
#26859655 - 08/02/20 08:10 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ask any woman after you give her hitachi etc. whats her opinion. Ok satisfier is getting name in vanilla world.
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Patlal]
#26859715 - 08/02/20 08:39 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Patlal said:
Quote:
Asante said: Vibrating massagers are great for muscle, back and foot aches.
What I meant is dicks. Use them for your dick...
Penises.
Have you seen the video titled βKids in a Sandboxβ? Misleading title, as there are no kids involved nor is there a sandbox, but based off your original post I think you might fancy such a video.
Check it out. You might even learn a thing or two.
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Patlal]
#26859755 - 08/02/20 09:07 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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I think you're a little late to the party patlal. I think most women have known about "massagers" for many years. They were never for massage.
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LeningradCowboy
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: nooneman]
#26859764 - 08/02/20 09:17 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Asante can you read your mails btw?
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larry.fisherman
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I just bought the wife one of these. I'd been considering getting her the magic wand for years and I was bored so I figured I'd order it. The only problem being it has a cord and costs $100. Then I started seeing reviews and sometimes they overheat and shit. I found a different one on Amazon for half the price, rechargable, and quite stellar reviews.
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My wife is on anti-anxiety shit. It definitely helps her, but it also made orgasms hard to reach.
I bought her a Hitachi and she was pissed off about it. Then we tried it out. She calls it Old Sparky and loves the thing. The thing a fucking appliance, it will shake her right off the bed.
The cord sucks, but I just bought an extension cord with variable speed control for it. Honestly, rather than deal with batteries like all of our other toys, I'd rather just plug the thing in. Though rechargeable does sound nice. I might have to shop around.
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: christopera]
#26860196 - 08/03/20 07:39 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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The other thing is I think it's quite a bit smaller. It's still a wand massager but not as big as the hitachi. That thing is a beast, it doesn't surprise me at all to see you describe it as an appliance I'll probably still get it for her in the future. I'm sure with it being plugged in it's more intense, rechargable things sometimes weaken as they get a lower and lower battery but we will see
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The Hitachi is a great device and will last years with some care. Again, comparable to an appliance, lol. It definitely is cumbersome, using it will having sex takes some work. Lately I just make my wife hold the thing, but there are positions where we can get it to work without holding it.
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Quote:
larry.fisherman said: Then I started seeing reviews and sometimes they overheat and shit.
Probably have to work the thing pretty hard to get it to overheat though.
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: psi]
#26860231 - 08/03/20 08:03 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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I would sure hope so!
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psi
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We just have a couple of small ones that run on an AA or AAA battery. The better one has a few different rhythms.
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: psi] 3
#26860246 - 08/03/20 08:10 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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The best massage wand hands down is the STIHL Clitoral Massager. It goes for two hours on a lil tank of gas -- the neighbors will think you took up chainsaw sculpting by the sound of it but its your girl getting climax after climax with the STIHL.
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