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#26859572 - 08/02/20 07:17 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Obviously if you're a women, vibrating massagers are the shit. Quick and easy orgasms.
If you use them on your frenulum you'll have the best orgasm of your life.
Use them.
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Patlal]
#26859576 - 08/02/20 07:19 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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I think you forgot there are only 3 women on the shroomery.
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Patlal]
#26859579 - 08/02/20 07:20 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Patlal said: If you use them on your frenulum you'll have the best orgasm of your life.
Assuming you still have one.
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: psi]
#26859611 - 08/02/20 07:41 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Wands and edging Throw in some shibari/bondage for extra good times. Talking about exorcist level orgasms here
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: psi] 2
#26859612 - 08/02/20 07:42 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Vibrating massagers are great for muscle, back and foot aches.
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Asante] 1
#26859618 - 08/02/20 07:47 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Asante said: Vibrating massagers are great for muscle, back and foot aches.
What I meant is dicks. Use them for your dick...
Penises.
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Patlal]
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: psi]
#26859641 - 08/02/20 08:04 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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There are a lot of sex toys on the market to try before one can make this statement. Probably needs a dedicated podcast and an endowment. Good luck. ππΌπ
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: FrancoAmerican]
#26859655 - 08/02/20 08:10 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ask any woman after you give her hitachi etc. whats her opinion. Ok satisfier is getting name in vanilla world.
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Patlal]
#26859715 - 08/02/20 08:39 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Patlal said:
Quote:
Asante said: Vibrating massagers are great for muscle, back and foot aches.
What I meant is dicks. Use them for your dick...
Penises.
Have you seen the video titled βKids in a Sandboxβ? Misleading title, as there are no kids involved nor is there a sandbox, but based off your original post I think you might fancy such a video.
Check it out. You might even learn a thing or two.
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Patlal]
#26859755 - 08/02/20 09:07 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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I think you're a little late to the party patlal. I think most women have known about "massagers" for many years. They were never for massage.
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: nooneman]
#26859764 - 08/02/20 09:17 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Asante can you read your mails btw?
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I just bought the wife one of these. I'd been considering getting her the magic wand for years and I was bored so I figured I'd order it. The only problem being it has a cord and costs $100. Then I started seeing reviews and sometimes they overheat and shit. I found a different one on Amazon for half the price, rechargable, and quite stellar reviews.
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My wife is on anti-anxiety shit. It definitely helps her, but it also made orgasms hard to reach.
I bought her a Hitachi and she was pissed off about it. Then we tried it out. She calls it Old Sparky and loves the thing. The thing a fucking appliance, it will shake her right off the bed.
The cord sucks, but I just bought an extension cord with variable speed control for it. Honestly, rather than deal with batteries like all of our other toys, I'd rather just plug the thing in. Though rechargeable does sound nice. I might have to shop around.
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: christopera]
#26860196 - 08/03/20 07:39 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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The other thing is I think it's quite a bit smaller. It's still a wand massager but not as big as the hitachi. That thing is a beast, it doesn't surprise me at all to see you describe it as an appliance I'll probably still get it for her in the future. I'm sure with it being plugged in it's more intense, rechargable things sometimes weaken as they get a lower and lower battery but we will see
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The Hitachi is a great device and will last years with some care. Again, comparable to an appliance, lol. It definitely is cumbersome, using it will having sex takes some work. Lately I just make my wife hold the thing, but there are positions where we can get it to work without holding it.
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larry.fisherman said: Then I started seeing reviews and sometimes they overheat and shit.
Probably have to work the thing pretty hard to get it to overheat though.
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: psi]
#26860231 - 08/03/20 08:03 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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I would sure hope so!
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We just have a couple of small ones that run on an AA or AAA battery. The better one has a few different rhythms.
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#26860246 - 08/03/20 08:10 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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The best massage wand hands down is the STIHL Clitoral Massager. It goes for two hours on a lil tank of gas -- the neighbors will think you took up chainsaw sculpting by the sound of it but its your girl getting climax after climax with the STIHL.
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Asante]
#26860282 - 08/03/20 08:37 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Too bad Billy Mays is dead, he'd be the perfect frontman for that product.
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#26860310 - 08/03/20 08:55 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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I personally love the a smell of a two stroke engine, but it would be too loud and would wake the kid.
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: christopera] 1
#26860314 - 08/03/20 08:57 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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"Guess what honey? I bought you vibrator!"
*brings home motorcycle*
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Get her a washing machine, chicks love washing machines.
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: psi]
#26860325 - 08/03/20 09:07 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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I remember trying a vibrating toy before, didnβt really get much out of it
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: endtimes]
#26860350 - 08/03/20 09:22 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Magic wands are very nice indeed. We have 3 of them; an old-fashioned corded one and two rechargeable ones. The most recent one we got is this one: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32968941841.html Goes like a house on fire. I got one of those harnesses to go with it, tied my gf up, put the harness on her and the wand in there and made her cum continuously for half an hour or so. Great times. Those wand thingies are great fun especially if you want to toy your woman with them.
However, if my gf is flying solo, she greatly prefers a Satisfyer (AKA "penguin"). A nifty little device that creates pulsed air waves in an orifice that nicely fits around the clit. Small, rechargeable and nicely designed. There's a few generations/versions out there, but they all do essentially the same thing. There's probably a truckload of Chinese knockoffs as well, but I'd recommend the genuine article for its quality and functionality. I gifted my gf her penguin some 2.5 years ago and boy, has that thing accumulated some mileage by now...Seriously, if you want to do your woman a favor, get her one of these.
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: koraks]
#26860413 - 08/03/20 09:53 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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After reading what you said I'm gonna buy her one of those too. I already found a nice one, the descriptions and reviews are pretty obvious. Never bought her toys before. She's going to be really surprised in a week or so she's only ever had a few bullet style ones.
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: psi]
#26860498 - 08/03/20 10:34 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
psi said: Get her a washing machine, chicks love washing machines.

Is that the top of a child's head down there?
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: 1234go]
#26860507 - 08/03/20 10:38 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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I would hope it's an adult, seems to be a still from a porn. I just pulled it off Google images.
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: 1234go]
#26860511 - 08/03/20 10:39 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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1234go said:
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psi said: Get her a washing machine, chicks love washing machines.

Is that the top of a child's head down there?
She's gonna squirt and the child will scream "Epstein did not kill himself!"
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Asante]
#26860516 - 08/03/20 10:41 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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That kid's gonna have issues with doing the laundry when he/she grows up...
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: psi]
#26860518 - 08/03/20 10:41 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
psi said:
Quote:
larry.fisherman said: Then I started seeing reviews and sometimes they overheat and shit.
Probably have to work the thing pretty hard to get it to overheat though.
Idk girls tell that usually year or too before they melt Ok not talking about vanilla princesses here
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: 1234go]
#26860527 - 08/03/20 10:44 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm going to assume it's the "repairman" crouching down in front of the washer unless proven otherwise.
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: psi]
#26860533 - 08/03/20 10:46 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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I guess it could be a little person, but that's a tiny little head.
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: 1234go]
#26860559 - 08/03/20 10:57 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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It's an adult woman who appears to me to have a fairly normal sized head. Looks like the aspect ratio is a bit distorted though.
https://www.xvideos.com/video1715248/friends_enjoy_washing_machine
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#26860593 - 08/03/20 11:19 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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We had this pillow thing that holds the wand and it caused this after a couple of hours. It was really overkill to use it that long, but we were sure there were a couple of more orgasms in there...
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Srirachi] 2
#26860597 - 08/03/20 11:21 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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You need to upgrade to the STIHL
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: psi]
#26860599 - 08/03/20 11:21 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Lol, you found the video just to be sure, eh?
I was just bullshittin'...it looks odd, but I didn't actually think it was a kid. Not clicking that link, though...
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: 1234go]
#26860608 - 08/03/20 11:25 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Didn't think there was a significant chance you were correct, it's from a mainstream porn site indexed by Google.
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Asante]
#26860611 - 08/03/20 11:26 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sybian. Same thing except the sybian doesn't have the compression bleed valve to get it started.
That tip on the satisfyer is solid. I have had the most awkward conversations with my wife's friends because of that thing. Plus, they're relatively cheap, and they make a trial version called the one night stand that only runs for 45 minutes and costs about $10.
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Srirachi] 1
#26860672 - 08/03/20 12:04 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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We had this pillow thing that holds the wand and it caused this after a couple of hours. It was really overkill to use it that long, but we were sure there were a couple of more orgasms in there...
Holy shit 
Did it just randomly die? Was her pussy on fire? Or did you happen to smell something funny? Looks like you were a few orgasms away from a house fire
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Patlal]
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Check out "the jackrabbit". If I was a woman I would totally love it! Also for any gay/bi men, vibes are pretty damn fun. Cockrings, nipple claoms, dildos, and a sling, you know, just the mild stuff, nothing too out there for us. https://www.amazon.com/CalExotics-Waterproof-Jack-Rabbit-Vibrator/dp/B001GCVKU0
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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tyrannicalrex said: Check out "the jackrabbit". If I was a woman I would totally love it! Also for any gay/bi men, vibes are pretty damn fun. Cockrings, nipple claoms, dildos, and a sling, you know, just the mild stuff, nothing too out there for us. https://www.amazon.com/CalExotics-Waterproof-Jack-Rabbit-Vibrator/dp/B001GCVKU0
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Patlal]
#26860804 - 08/03/20 12:54 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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I mean, just look at it! 
I'm also interested in those fuck machines, but it seems like the noise would be distracting, lol.
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Fukouko 9000 is a favorite in our bedroom, doesnt get in the way like a wand and allows her to hit the spot and reach orgasm during vaginal intercourse everytime. Doesn't take up much space ir show up on the tsa scanner like a wand or dildo either. Only downside is the cost of the batterries

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We got done using it, and I went to turn it off and nearly burned my hand. The head didn't really get that hot, which was what we thought we needed to keep an eye on... so she wasn't injured thankfully. Who would think the handle would heat up, when the head is where the motor is? I think the pillow was to blame... that, and running it for hours when it says to give it a break after 20 minutes.
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#26862043 - 08/04/20 06:27 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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The motors is in the handle. There is a fan in there too.
The head just has a weight in it that is driven by a spring that's inside the blue tube.
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This thread needed this imho And every pussy deserves a wand
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: christopera]
#26862054 - 08/04/20 06:39 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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You must be right. Remarkably, it still worked after that. It's definitely worth the money to buy an actual Hitachi. I know they're sold under a different name now, but you know which one is the real deal.
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Check out the Hitachi website, they have an entire page dedicated to knockoff Magic Wands. On there though you get to see what's inside the wand. I already knew because my wife and I blew our first one up after we washed the head and the water rusted the bearings up, so I tore the thing apart to see.
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Srirachi]
#26862095 - 08/04/20 07:19 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Just buy hitachi or other high end product.
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I'm sure it'll work on Emma Watson as well. For all we know she might have one already.
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Even LSD is in on it!
Nice one Cosmic_Flame
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#26862676 - 08/04/20 01:22 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: SARAtonin]
#26862685 - 08/04/20 01:30 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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The real inspiration for the song good vibrations, lol!
I-I love the colorful clothes she wears And the way the sunlight plays upon her hair I hear the sound of a gentle word On the wind that lifts her perfume through the air I'm pickin' up good vibrations She's giving me the excitations (oom bop bop) I'm pickin' up good vibrations (good vibrations, oom bop bop) She's giving me the excitations (excitations, oom bop bop) I'm pickin' up good vibrations (oom bop bop) She's giving me the excitations (excitations, oom bop bop) I'm pickin' up good vibrations (oom bop bop) She's giving me the excitations (excitations) Close my eyes, she's somehow closer now Softly smile, I know she must be kind When I look in her eyes She goes with me to a blossom world I'm pickin' up good vibrations She's giving me excitations (oom bop bop) I'm pickin' up good vibrations (good vibrations, oom bop bop) She's giving me excitations (excitations, oom bop bop) Good, good, good, good vibrations (oom bop bop) She's giving me excitations (excitations, oom bop bop) Good, good, good, good vibrations (oom bop bop) She's giving me excitations (excitations) Ah, ah, my my, what elation I don't know where but she sends me there Oh, my my, what a sensation Oh, my my, what elation Oh, my my, what Gotta keep those lovin' good vibrations a-happenin' with her Gotta keep those lovin' good vibrations a-happenin' with her Gotta keep those lovin' good vibrations a-happenin' Good, good, good, good vibrations (oom bop bop) She's giving me the excitations (excitations, oom bop bop) I'm pickin' up good vibrations
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toyz [Re: SARAtonin] 1
#26862840 - 08/04/20 03:19 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: koraks] 1
#26863837 - 08/05/20 06:07 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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koraks said: Magic wands are very nice indeed. We have 3 of them; an old-fashioned corded one and two rechargeable ones. The most recent one we got is this one: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32968941841.html Goes like a house on fire. I got one of those harnesses to go with it, tied my gf up, put the harness on her and the wand in there and made her cum continuously for half an hour or so. Great times. Those wand thingies are great fun especially if you want to toy your woman with them.
However, if my gf is flying solo, she greatly prefers a Satisfyer (AKA "penguin"). A nifty little device that creates pulsed air waves in an orifice that nicely fits around the clit. Small, rechargeable and nicely designed. There's a few generations/versions out there, but they all do essentially the same thing. There's probably a truckload of Chinese knockoffs as well, but I'd recommend the genuine article for its quality and functionality. I gifted my gf her penguin some 2.5 years ago and boy, has that thing accumulated some mileage by now...Seriously, if you want to do your woman a favor, get her one of these.
I bought a Chinese knockoff when the original Womanizer (Satisfyer copied them) came out. Didn't work. So I bite the bullet and bought a real Womanizer. That thing delivers within a minute.
So if you are curious about a clit sucker, save yourself some money and get the genuine Satisfyer or Womanizer.
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: 3some] 5
#26866384 - 08/06/20 12:12 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Cosmic_Flame] 1
#26870810 - 08/08/20 11:44 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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So these wands work a little too well. I told the wife she's now officially spoiled Jesus. It's like flicking a switch. On off on off on off. I got her the black one, ya know like "once you go black" , and it's not so funny anymore 
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Patlal]
#26870826 - 08/09/20 12:04 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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They are definitely the best sex toys. My fiance and I got this one and have never looked into any other sex toys since getting this one. Basically every time she uses it she ends up pissing the bed
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Cosmic_Flame]
#27454384 - 09/03/21 04:05 AM (2 years, 4 months ago) |
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HAHAHA! I have never tried this because I am a boy, but once I have seen such a thing in my daughter's closet. I need to understand that this is normal, but it is hard to realize that she is already a grown person. We have many massage instruments in our house, and from time to time, I wonder if she ever used them for her own purpose. I can see on ambrosae.com some massage instruments and buy them on amazon, and sometimes I can think about is my daughter used certain instruments for her type of relaxing, and now I am massaging my feet.
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Abrahamus] 1
#27454417 - 09/03/21 04:47 AM (2 years, 4 months ago) |
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OP describes vibrator against penis. AWESOME. Those with penises can enjoy vibrators just as much as those with clits.
Resurrecting this thread for your first post is something I can get behind. Speaking of behinds, vibrator against your prostate is quite enjoyable as well--either with a vibrating dildo/plug inserted or by pressing the vibrator against your taint. There's nothing quite like milking yourself without touching your penis.
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: shthd]
#27455948 - 09/04/21 12:41 PM (2 years, 4 months ago) |
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Fuck yeah!
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Patlal]
#27559236 - 11/27/21 07:50 AM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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It sounds very tempting, but I have a spouse for sex pleasures. Also, instead of massagers, I prefer a real professional masseur. I really want a massage and plan to go for a massage at spam. I work so hard that it seems that my batteries will soon run out, and I will lose interest in everything important in my life. I am very afraid of burning out because this is the extreme point. I know that you need to relax, but it doesn't always work out. I only have one day off all week. It is on this weekend that I have to solve a lot of accumulated cases. So I get more tired on my day off than at work. This week I will definitely go for a massage and devote this day only to myself.
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Claireredfil]
#27559354 - 11/27/21 09:38 AM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm not even using it as a sex toy, a wand massager is excellent for sore muscles and backs and if your feet are tired and you apply a good vibration to the sole you practicallie have a toegasm.
You'll find this hilarious but I gifted one to my father  He uses it, too, as a means to be more fit and ease aches and pains.
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Abrahamus]
#27559369 - 11/27/21 09:55 AM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Abrahamus said: HAHAHA! I have never tried this because I am a boy, but once I have seen such a thing in my daughter's closet. I need to understand that this is normal, but it is hard to realize that she is already a grown person. We have many massage instruments in our house, and from time to time, I wonder if she ever used them for her own purpose. I can see on some massage instruments and buy them on amazon, and sometimes I can think about is my daughter used certain instruments for her type of relaxing, and now I am massaging my feet.
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Finding dildos would be less traumatizing than a boyfriend comparitively. As a dad.
I would assume every 3-4 dildoes would equal 1 boyfriend in terms of equal traumatization. Like 1 is "thank god she doesn't have a boyfriend" and a trunkful you'd hope she finds time to go outside to experience life.
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A trunk of dildos probably means shes a stripper/camgirl, probably would prefer the boyfriend then eh?
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Lynnch]
#27559476 - 11/27/21 11:41 AM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Boyfriend definitely falls somewhere between 1 dildo and absolute destruction
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Wand massagers are power tools with a cord though. Dad can use theb fanny hammer to remove bathroom tiles
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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Asante]
#27559531 - 11/27/21 12:45 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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They can be cordless. I got my wife a rechargeable one, I'm pretty sure it's safe to submerge too iirc
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If she has a truckload of dildos she's an entrepreneur.
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