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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Srirachi] * 1
    #26860672 - 08/03/20 12:04 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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Srirachi said:


We had this pillow thing that holds the wand and it caused this after a couple of hours. It was really overkill to use it that long, but we were sure there were a couple of more orgasms in there...



Holy shit :rofl:

Did it just randomly die? Was her pussy on fire? Or did you happen to smell something funny? Looks like you were a few orgasms away from a house fire


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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Patlal]
    #26860740 - 08/03/20 12:32 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Check out "the jackrabbit". If I was a woman I would totally love it! Also for any gay/bi men, vibes are pretty damn fun. Cockrings, nipple claoms, dildos, and a sling, you know, just the mild stuff, nothing too out there for us.:grin:
https://www.amazon.com/CalExotics-Waterproof-Jack-Rabbit-Vibrator/dp/B001GCVKU0


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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26860776 - 08/03/20 12:44 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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tyrannicalrex said:
Check out "the jackrabbit". If I was a woman I would totally love it! Also for any gay/bi men, vibes are pretty damn fun. Cockrings, nipple claoms, dildos, and a sling, you know, just the mild stuff, nothing too out there for us.:grin:
https://www.amazon.com/CalExotics-Waterproof-Jack-Rabbit-Vibrator/dp/B001GCVKU0




A space age vibrator.


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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Patlal]
    #26860804 - 08/03/20 12:54 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I mean, just look at it! :tongue:

I'm also interested in those fuck machines, but it seems like the noise would be distracting, lol.


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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Asante] * 4
    #26860829 - 08/03/20 01:01 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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Asante said:
You need to upgrade to the STIHL :yesnod:



:fuckyeah:


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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Texas Honey Badger] * 6
    #26862006 - 08/04/20 05:25 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Cosmic_Flame] * 1
    #26862024 - 08/04/20 05:55 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Fukouko 9000 is a favorite in our bedroom, doesnt get in the way like a wand and allows her to hit the spot and reach orgasm during vaginal intercourse everytime. Doesn't take up much space ir show up on the tsa scanner like a wand or dildo either. Only downside is the cost of the batterries





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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: larry.fisherman] * 1
    #26862040 - 08/04/20 06:20 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

We got done using it, and I went to turn it off and nearly burned my hand. The head didn't really get that hot, which was what we thought we needed to keep an eye on... so she wasn't injured thankfully. Who would think the handle would heat up, when the head is where the motor is? I think the pillow was to blame... that, and running it for hours when it says to give it a break after 20 minutes.



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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Srirachi] * 1
    #26862043 - 08/04/20 06:27 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

The motors is in the handle. There is a fan in there too.

The head just has a weight in it that is driven by a spring that's inside the blue tube.


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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Srirachi] * 4
    #26862047 - 08/04/20 06:32 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)



This thread needed this imho:lol:
And every pussy deserves a wand:shrug:


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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: christopera]
    #26862054 - 08/04/20 06:39 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

You must be right. Remarkably, it still worked after that. It's definitely worth the money to buy an actual Hitachi. I know they're sold under a different name now, but you know which one is the real deal.


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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Srirachi] * 2
    #26862061 - 08/04/20 06:48 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Check out the Hitachi website, they have an entire page dedicated to knockoff Magic Wands. On there though you get to see what's inside the wand. I already knew because my wife and I blew our first one up after we washed the head and the water rusted the bearings up, so I tore the thing apart to see.


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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Srirachi]
    #26862095 - 08/04/20 07:19 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Just buy hitachi or other high end product.


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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: LeningradCowboy] * 1
    #26862340 - 08/04/20 09:57 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Was expecting something Harry Potter related.


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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: Ice9] * 1
    #26862446 - 08/04/20 10:55 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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Ice9 said:
Was expecting something Harry Potter related.



I'm sure it'll work on Emma Watson as well. For all we know she might have one already.


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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: LeningradCowboy]
    #26862652 - 08/04/20 01:09 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

:awelol: Even LSD is in on it!

Nice one Cosmic_Flame :datass:


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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 5
    #26862676 - 08/04/20 01:22 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: SARAtonin]
    #26862685 - 08/04/20 01:30 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

The real inspiration for the song good vibrations, lol!


I-I love the colorful clothes she wears
And the way the sunlight plays upon her hair
I hear the sound of a gentle word
On the wind that lifts her perfume through the air
I'm pickin' up good vibrations
She's giving me the excitations (oom bop bop)
I'm pickin' up good vibrations (good vibrations, oom bop bop)
She's giving me the excitations (excitations, oom bop bop)
I'm pickin' up good vibrations (oom bop bop)
She's giving me the excitations (excitations, oom bop bop)
I'm pickin' up good vibrations (oom bop bop)
She's giving me the excitations (excitations)
Close my eyes, she's somehow closer now
Softly smile, I know she must be kind
When I look in her eyes
She goes with me to a blossom world
I'm pickin' up good vibrations
She's giving me excitations (oom bop bop)
I'm pickin' up good vibrations (good vibrations, oom bop bop)
She's giving me excitations (excitations, oom bop bop)
Good, good, good, good vibrations (oom bop bop)
She's giving me excitations (excitations, oom bop bop)
Good, good, good, good vibrations (oom bop bop)
She's giving me excitations (excitations)
Ah, ah, my my, what elation
I don't know where but she sends me there
Oh, my my, what a sensation
Oh, my my, what elation
Oh, my my, what
Gotta keep those lovin' good vibrations a-happenin' with her
Gotta keep those lovin' good vibrations a-happenin' with her
Gotta keep those lovin' good vibrations a-happenin'
Good, good, good, good vibrations (oom bop bop)
She's giving me the excitations (excitations, oom bop bop)
I'm pickin' up good vibrations


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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toyz [Re: SARAtonin] * 1
    #26862840 - 08/04/20 03:19 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

:lol:

Russia has been LIBERATED! :wooyeah:


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Re: Wand massagers are the best sex toys. [Re: koraks] * 1
    #26863837 - 08/05/20 06:07 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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koraks said:
Magic wands are very nice indeed. We have 3 of them; an old-fashioned corded one and two rechargeable ones. The most recent one we got is this one: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32968941841.html
Goes like a house on fire. I got one of those harnesses to go with it, tied my gf up, put the harness on her and the wand in there and made her cum continuously for half an hour or so. Great times.
Those wand thingies are great fun especially if you want to toy your woman with them.

However, if my gf is flying solo, she greatly prefers a Satisfyer (AKA "penguin"). A nifty little device that creates pulsed air waves in an orifice that nicely fits around the clit. Small, rechargeable and nicely designed. There's a few generations/versions out there, but they all do essentially the same thing. There's probably a truckload of Chinese knockoffs as well, but I'd recommend the genuine article for its quality and functionality. I gifted my gf her penguin some 2.5 years ago and boy, has that thing accumulated some mileage by now...Seriously, if you want to do your woman a favor, get her one of these.




I bought a Chinese knockoff when the original Womanizer (Satisfyer copied them) came out. Didn't work. So I bite the bullet and bought a real Womanizer. That thing delivers within a minute.

So if you are curious about a clit sucker, save yourself some money and get the genuine Satisfyer or Womanizer.


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