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OfflineLikeMyc
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: T-Funkadelic]
    #26857721 - 08/01/20 07:28 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Buys dildos molded from Harvey Weinstein's penis.

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OfflineNichrome
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Registered: 12/17/18
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: LikeMyc]
    #26857724 - 08/01/20 07:31 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Forgot to set a timer.


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InvisibleT-Funkadelic
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Nichrome]
    #26857777 - 08/01/20 08:07 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Lost his employment due to always being late and blamed it on the theory of relativity.


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Offlinemrz892
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: T-Funkadelic]
    #26857886 - 08/01/20 09:36 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

A flat-headed, insipid, nauseating, illiterate charlatan who attempts to reach the pinnacle of audacity in scribbling together and dishing up the craziest mystifying nonsense.

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: mrz892]
    #26857892 - 08/01/20 09:39 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

tried to proclaim that he had arrived to either kick ass or chew gum and that he was all out of gum, but then someone handed him a pack of juicyfruit and he tried to play it off but failed to blow any bubbles because of his meff teef.


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Offlinemrz892
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: crackbaby]
    #26857900 - 08/01/20 09:51 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

I think it an unanswerable objection that, although you carried your throat about with yourself in this world for [insert age] years, no man has ever condescended to cut it.

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InvisibleAmanita86
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: mrz892]
    #26857909 - 08/01/20 09:57 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Shakespear ass motha FUCKA!:kingcrankey:

Tell me a poem..:crankey:


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Gam zeh ya’avor...:sunny:

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Amanita86]
    #26857914 - 08/01/20 10:00 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

a Gargantuan glob of snot, nothing else!

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: mrz892] * 2
    #26857926 - 08/01/20 10:05 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

dis nigga fancies himself a wordsmith whilst others see through his charade and feel sorry for him, realizing that he uses a thesaurus and deliberates excessively over each word within a posted sentence.


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InvisibleSham87
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: crackbaby]
    #26857928 - 08/01/20 10:06 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

his mum washes his shit stained tighty whities


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OfflineLikeMyc
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: mrz892]
    #26857932 - 08/01/20 10:09 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Smells of the fungus found in the deep crevices of his abdominal and titty folds.

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Offlinemrz892
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: crackbaby]
    #26857936 - 08/01/20 10:10 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

crackbaby said:
dis nigga fancies himself a wordsmith whilst others see through his charade and feel sorry for him, realizing that he uses a thesaurus and deliberates excessively over each word within a posted sentence.




Close, but not quite, you pie-eating rectum blossum.


(I have before me a Schopenhauer book where he disparages Hegel xD)

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: mrz892]
    #26857953 - 08/01/20 10:21 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

I like your style. I love your grace. If your rectum was smaller, it would look like your face.

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InvisibleSham87
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: LikeMyc] * 1
    #26858025 - 08/01/20 11:41 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

wears a beret in hopes of turning heads at coffee shops poetry nights


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...once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest places if you look at it right...



:feelsgoatman:

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sham87]
    #26858309 - 08/02/20 07:49 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Wears used thongs from Goodwill on his head and says it helps him accomplish his “superhero” duties.


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InvisibleTexas Honey BadgerM
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MadHatter333]
    #26858337 - 08/02/20 08:02 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Cheats at card games


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InvisibleMadHatter333
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
    #26858404 - 08/02/20 08:42 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Cheats on his boyfriend with the Kool-Aid Man  :electrickoolaid:


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OfflineLikeMyc
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MadHatter333]
    #26858773 - 08/02/20 12:20 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Calls himself the "Kool Aid Man" once a month.

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OfflineThe Influence
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: LikeMyc]
    #26859416 - 08/02/20 06:08 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Has poor posture

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OfflineNichrome
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: The Influence]
    #26859418 - 08/02/20 06:09 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Got fleas.


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