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LikeMyc
Microscopicologist
Registered: 12/06/19
Posts: 1,086
Last seen: 3 years, 5 months
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: T-Funkadelic]
#26857721 - 08/01/20 07:28 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Buys dildos molded from Harvey Weinstein's penis.
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Nichrome
I'm a torso!
Registered: 12/17/18
Posts: 6,764
Loc: Zone 5
Last seen: 10 days, 1 hour
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: LikeMyc]
#26857724 - 08/01/20 07:31 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Forgot to set a timer.
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T-Funkadelic
Hepatitis G
Registered: 05/14/13
Posts: 11,393
Loc: 2535 W Fairmont Ave MD 21223
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Nichrome]
#26857777 - 08/01/20 08:07 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Lost his employment due to always being late and blamed it on the theory of relativity.
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mrz892
Stranger
Registered: 08/01/20
Posts: 23
Last seen: 3 years, 6 months
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: T-Funkadelic]
#26857886 - 08/01/20 09:36 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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A flat-headed, insipid, nauseating, illiterate charlatan who attempts to reach the pinnacle of audacity in scribbling together and dishing up the craziest mystifying nonsense.
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crackbaby
shitpost aficionado
Registered: 08/31/15
Posts: 13,047
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: mrz892]
#26857892 - 08/01/20 09:39 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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tried to proclaim that he had arrived to either kick ass or chew gum and that he was all out of gum, but then someone handed him a pack of juicyfruit and he tried to play it off but failed to blow any bubbles because of his meff teef.
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mrz892
Stranger
Registered: 08/01/20
Posts: 23
Last seen: 3 years, 6 months
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: crackbaby]
#26857900 - 08/01/20 09:51 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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I think it an unanswerable objection that, although you carried your throat about with yourself in this world for [insert age] years, no man has ever condescended to cut it.
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Amanita86
OTD Keymaster
Registered: 09/26/12
Posts: 89,464
Loc: hades
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: mrz892]
#26857909 - 08/01/20 09:57 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Shakespear ass motha FUCKA!
Tell me a poem..
-------------------- Orange clock, pencil "They threw me off the hay truck about noon..." *Mark 15:34 Gam zeh ya’avor...
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mrz892
Stranger
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Posts: 23
Last seen: 3 years, 6 months
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Amanita86]
#26857914 - 08/01/20 10:00 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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a Gargantuan glob of snot, nothing else!
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crackbaby
shitpost aficionado
Registered: 08/31/15
Posts: 13,047
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: mrz892] 2
#26857926 - 08/01/20 10:05 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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dis nigga fancies himself a wordsmith whilst others see through his charade and feel sorry for him, realizing that he uses a thesaurus and deliberates excessively over each word within a posted sentence.
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Sham87
mashAllah
Registered: 05/16/11
Posts: 9,829
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: crackbaby]
#26857928 - 08/01/20 10:06 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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his mum washes his shit stained tighty whities
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LikeMyc
Microscopicologist
Registered: 12/06/19
Posts: 1,086
Last seen: 3 years, 5 months
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: mrz892]
#26857932 - 08/01/20 10:09 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Smells of the fungus found in the deep crevices of his abdominal and titty folds.
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mrz892
Stranger
Registered: 08/01/20
Posts: 23
Last seen: 3 years, 6 months
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: crackbaby]
#26857936 - 08/01/20 10:10 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
crackbaby said: dis nigga fancies himself a wordsmith whilst others see through his charade and feel sorry for him, realizing that he uses a thesaurus and deliberates excessively over each word within a posted sentence.
Close, but not quite, you pie-eating rectum blossum.
(I have before me a Schopenhauer book where he disparages Hegel xD)
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LikeMyc
Microscopicologist
Registered: 12/06/19
Posts: 1,086
Last seen: 3 years, 5 months
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: mrz892]
#26857953 - 08/01/20 10:21 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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I like your style. I love your grace. If your rectum was smaller, it would look like your face.
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Sham87
mashAllah
Registered: 05/16/11
Posts: 9,829
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: LikeMyc] 1
#26858025 - 08/01/20 11:41 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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wears a beret in hopes of turning heads at coffee shops poetry nights
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MadHatter333
We Are All Mad Here
Registered: 09/20/17
Posts: 4,650
Loc: Your Mom’s Rabbit Hole
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sham87]
#26858309 - 08/02/20 07:49 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Wears used thongs from Goodwill on his head and says it helps him accomplish his “superhero” duties.
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Texas Honey Badger
No fucks given
Registered: 07/12/18
Posts: 61,201
Loc: Spicemaster Texas
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MadHatter333]
#26858337 - 08/02/20 08:02 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Cheats at card games
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MadHatter333
We Are All Mad Here
Registered: 09/20/17
Posts: 4,650
Loc: Your Mom’s Rabbit Hole
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Cheats on his boyfriend with the Kool-Aid Man
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LikeMyc
Microscopicologist
Registered: 12/06/19
Posts: 1,086
Last seen: 3 years, 5 months
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MadHatter333]
#26858773 - 08/02/20 12:20 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Calls himself the "Kool Aid Man" once a month.
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The Influence
Free Sheeks
Registered: 03/30/11
Posts: 6,067
Loc: Not Wisconsin
Last seen: 6 months, 9 hours
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: LikeMyc]
#26859416 - 08/02/20 06:08 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Has poor posture
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Nichrome
I'm a torso!
Registered: 12/17/18
Posts: 6,764
Loc: Zone 5
Last seen: 10 days, 1 hour
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: The Influence]
#26859418 - 08/02/20 06:09 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Got fleas.
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