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Re: Now I finally know what she does in there [Re: Murzelpfrumpft] * 1
    #26856485 - 08/01/20 12:12 AM (3 days, 4 hours ago)

congratulations on your sexual partner mate. you got a winner there :lol:


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Re: Now I finally know what she does in there [Re: Murzelpfrumpft]
    #26856534 - 08/01/20 01:01 AM (3 days, 3 hours ago)

I was hoping for something better out of this thread, but turns out it's just weird butt stuff :frown:

I still want to know what she was looking at on her smartphone on the back porch. Or maybe I don't, considering the weird butt stuff. I won't know unless I find out and then it'll be too late :frown:


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Re: Now I finally know what she does in there [Re: nooneman]
    #26856542 - 08/01/20 01:07 AM (3 days, 3 hours ago)

Maybe a YouTube enema tutorial  :naughty:



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Re: Now I finally know what she does in there [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #26856666 - 08/01/20 05:42 AM (2 days, 23 hours ago)

If her interest in bondage grows, after a few sessions you could tie her up in the tub and pretend the whole thing is your idea...


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Re: Now I finally know what she does in there [Re: flugelizor]
    #26856669 - 08/01/20 05:55 AM (2 days, 22 hours ago)

How many abortions have you guys had to maintain this lifestyle is my question?


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Re: Now I finally know what she does in there [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #26856672 - 08/01/20 06:04 AM (2 days, 22 hours ago)

Well I am sure it was pornhub, the only porn site she visits. I can narrow it down to three types of stuff that seems to turn her on, which are creampies, "real female orgasm" and bondage with some light spanking.
She seemed to be really fucking into it, kneeling on the porch with knees apart.

So I do know she's into creampies, actually we use the literal german translation "Sahnetorte" and she will often ask me "Do you have a creampie for me?".
She is pretty insistent that ejaculation into the vagina causes a Bio-chemical reaction in females, that is calming and mood elevating.
Looked it up and there it is, scientific proof that cum indeed makes the vagina react with hormone release.
She will get all disappointed if I rarely can not deliver the beloved creampie.
She says one reason for doggy being her favorite position is that sometimes she can feel every little squirt of her creampie being filled.
Also I noticed that the ejaculation twitches make her vagina twitch in response and in turn stimulate mine and this causes a feedback loop of simultanious mutual orgasm.

She also says stuff like "I cant understand girls who want it on their faces, bodies or mouths, that really is a waste".

Is that more your thing?


She never talked to me about any of the bondage or domination stuff, so I can only try to figure what the common denominator is.

She can be really shy about admitting stuff to herself and talk about it.

Thats why I ordered 3 x 10 Meter of soft blue cotton rope in 8 mm.
Think I will start with a cat paw on each hand with arms apart or bound together over the head, combined with a chicken wing type of bondage of legs and then tie them apart.

Might see how she reacts to having a clean panty in her mouth, maybe as a punishment for eventually liking it too much.

Suggestions welcome, dont have any bondage or light bdsm experience.


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Re: Now I finally know what she does in there [Re: Hartford]
    #26856677 - 08/01/20 06:08 AM (2 days, 22 hours ago)

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Hartford said:
How many abortions have you guys had to maintain this lifestyle is my question?




Absolutely none, testing regularly and taking a carefully selected pill religiously at the same time each day.
After all, we are not americans. The german mindset has its perks.

A child out of wedlock at young age makes you the total loser here.

Dont be fooled, the skanky girls who "took their pill all regularly and still got pregnant!!" actually skimped around with intake or still thought they were protected after puking or diarrhea.
The pill is exceedingly safe if used right.


Youtube enema tutorial? What about pornhub enema tutorial :biggrin:

Also my favorite enema discussion topic from american soccer mom Boards is: "I suspect my 16 y o daughter is getting aroused by the enemas I give her regularly"


Edited by Murzelpfrumpft (08/01/20 06:16 AM)


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Re: Now I finally know what she does in there [Re: Murzelpfrumpft] * 1
    #26856733 - 08/01/20 07:01 AM (2 days, 21 hours ago)

May you and yours enjoy the fruits of the body for many years to cum :cheers:


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Re: Now I finally know what she does in there [Re: Murzelpfrumpft]
    #26856782 - 08/01/20 07:39 AM (2 days, 21 hours ago)

Quote:

Murzelpfrumpft said:
Quote:

Hartford said:
How many abortions have you guys had to maintain this lifestyle is my question?




Absolutely none, testing regularly and taking a carefully selected pill religiously at the same time each day.
After all, we are not americans. The german mindset has its perks.

A child out of wedlock at young age makes you the total loser here.

Dont be fooled, the skanky girls who "took their pill all regularly and still got pregnant!!" actually skimped around with intake or still thought they were protected after puking or diarrhea.
The pill is exceedingly safe if used right.


Youtube enema tutorial? What about pornhub enema tutorial :biggrin:

Also my favorite enema discussion topic from american soccer mom Boards is: "I suspect my 16 y o daughter is getting aroused by the enemas I give her regularly"





I agree with your take on birth control. I've read stuff like the failure rate of condoms is 12% or something. No it isn't. That just means that people who use condoms often, then don't, end up with pregnancies.

I don't like kids (other people's are fine, just as long as they aren't mine), but I don't like condoms either.


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Re: Now I finally know what she does in there [Re: Murzelpfrumpft] * 1
    #26856847 - 08/01/20 08:35 AM (2 days, 20 hours ago)

"She let me fuck all of her pretty girlfriends from school and usually join in, so good times were had. While this wrecked many friendships, she describes it as "worth it, though" and we'd high five each other.

Good thing is, she does not fuck other people "

Do you see the problem here?


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Re: Now I finally know what she does in there [Re: Babylon]
    #26857106 - 08/01/20 11:23 AM (2 days, 17 hours ago)

I don't because she is mainly into girls and we also did a fair bit of experimentation with my male friends, everything together.
Doing it secretly is a no go and hasnt happened so far after we tried it once, both of us years ago.

I dont feel anxious about being replaced. That does not mean this is not playing with fire, but also keeping sexual experience with other people from your high school sweet heart is not safe either.

"she's not yours, it is just your turn" is an universal truth, a long turn it seems to be.


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Re: Now I finally know what she does in there [Re: Brian Jones]
    #26857473 - 08/01/20 03:45 PM (2 days, 13 hours ago)

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Brian Jones said:
Just let her do her thing. I don't see what the problem is.




Second this. While reading I was expecting it to end in some really fucked up way, like watching illegal porn. But it seems like she's just a really sexual person and isn't harming anyone.


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Re: Now I finally know what she does in there [Re: Murzelpfrumpft]
    #26857962 - 08/01/20 10:29 PM (2 days, 6 hours ago)

Quote:

Murzelpfrumpft said:
Well I am sure it was pornhub, the only porn site she visits. I can narrow it down to three types of stuff that seems to turn her on, which are creampies, "real female orgasm" and bondage with some light spanking.
She seemed to be really fucking into it, kneeling on the porch with knees apart.

Is that more your thing?




Not bad, not bad, better than expected anyway :asianofapproval:

Not really into creampies personally, but a woman who wants her pussy filled with cum is pretty hot.


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Re: Now I finally know what she does in there [Re: Murzelpfrumpft] * 1
    #26857988 - 08/01/20 11:08 PM (2 days, 5 hours ago)

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Murzelpfrumpft said:
Feel violated?
Well, this is a relationship that is far closer than any I've ever heard of. Haven't been more than a few days apart in 13 years, and if someone goes peeing its no reason to interrupt an ongoing conversation et cetera.
She saved my life in a five hour battle against the grim reaper and I amazingly got to save hers in return.

Won't keep her from being pissed if she found out but it's nothing that would be held against me for more than two days.

And she didnt. So no harm done.




Well, a few points there...

First of all, the fact that you guys have been close for all of those years doesn't make it any less of a violation. Filming someone in the bathroom is a violation of privacy no matter well you know that person. A violation of privacy doesn't become less severe just because you've really close with the person you're violating.

Second of all, there's a big difference between continuing a conversation while someone pees and filming them while they're in the shower. Did you really just compare talking to someone while they're nude in the bathroom to filming them while they're nude in the bathroom without consent?

Third of all, the fact that she saved your life and that you saved hers doesn't give you license to breach her privacy.

Fourth, the fact that you predict that it wouldn't be held against you for more than two days isn't based in reality at all. You have no idea how someone is going to respond to your actions until you actually live through it.

Fifth, even if it were actually true that she would "only hold it against you for about two days", does that really justify your actions? Is that how you judge whether or not it's okay to do something? You just ask yourself "well, how inconvenient is this going to be for me if I get caught?" and if it's less than a certain threshold, you just do it? I'd say your moral compass needs some re-calibration.

Sixth, just because you think there was "no harm done" doesn't mean that it was morally permissible.

I stand by what I said. Filming your girlfriend (or anyone, for that matter) in the bathroom without letting them know ahead of time is a shitty thing to do. It's scummy, honestly, and it makes me feel kinda sick the way you try to justify it to yourself.

Tell yourself whatever you have to tell yourself, I guess.


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Re: Now I finally know what she does in there [Re: Nonagon Infinity]
    #26858762 - 08/02/20 12:13 PM (1 day, 16 hours ago)

Yeah it really was quite an antisocial way of satisfying that curiosity. And now the OP's surreptitiously gained info on things his GF might want to try is kind of poisoned by that. Even with the bondage thing it sounded like she was a bit suspicious about where he got the idea.

Alternately, he could have said something like "I've heard you moaning in the bath before, mind if I watch you sometime?" Might just be met with denials, but it beats being a creep.


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Re: Now I finally know what she does in there [Re: psi]
    #26859859 - 08/02/20 10:51 PM (1 day, 5 hours ago)

One basic thing I use lot is this:

Wrists together-->bend them over her head-->rope around her chest just under breasts-->make handle behind her back or just extra rope around the rope to make it look nice and tidy.

https://crash-restraint.com/ties/26

Combine this with basic angles to tighs futomono and you have her in nice packet.

https://www.theduchy.com/spiral-futomomo/

LEARN FIRST ABOUT WHERE NERVES ARE LOCATED! YOU DONT WANT NERVE TO GET TRAPPED UNDER ROPE! THIS CAN CAUSE PERMANENT DAMAGE! DO YOUR BASEWORK BEFORE DOING HER!

Safe journeys&Have fun:heart:


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