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OfflineMurzelpfrumpft
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Now I finally know what she does in there
    #26853017 - 07/30/20 06:36 AM (4 days, 22 hours ago)

So I am back after years, with a pretty weird story.

I feel like it needs an introduction, which you could skip if tldr:

I do know my girlfriend for 15 years and we have been together for 13 of them. I recently turned 30, she is 29.
She was one of the prettiest girl in school and has a really nice body, that was primarily why I wanted her at 16 - turns out she is absolute fire in bed, but loyal, too.
We always had a very active sex life and would fuck for hours on end until she was so red in the face it wouldnt go away for hours. If we really went at it, she would orgasm 20+ times in the span of one hour and its like that today as well.
She let me fuck all of her pretty girlfriends from school and usually join in, so good times were had. While this wrecked many friendships, she describes it as "worth it, though" and we'd high five each other.

Good thing is, she does not fuck other people and has really turned from rather naive to quite intelligent over her STEM studies. I usually feel pretty happy about relationship, especially because after 13 years, we still have sex almost every day and even if its just quickie usually, I can not even remember a single time we didnt orgasm simultaniously at the finish line.

Only when we both went on a pain med regimen for the last few years, the sex drive turned down a little. Since we discontinued the opioids, the sex drive is back with a vengeance, as is to be expected.

This is when the actual events occurred:

She'd go out onto the back porch and listen to music, smoke or read.
Once I wanted to ask her something and went there, only to discover her really furiously masturbating to some stuff I couldnt see on her smartphone. She wouldnt hear me since she has earbuds in.
Just as I opened the door, she'd climax violently and let out a pretty hot sighed "ooooh shit!" without discovering me behind her.
I shut the door and went back inside undetected.
I was very excited by it and it gave me a raging boner.
I'd go outside a few minutes later to finally ask her what I initially wanted.
She'd answer like nothing ever happened, and thats perfectly fine.

However I waited for a few days to talk her about it and how it really turned me on and that I'd love to see what kind of erotica she actually was into - a thing I didnt really know about her before and was genuinely interested in.
She reacted very surprisingly negative and denied anything to do with it, which was absolutely out of character since we usually dont have anything we cant share.
Fine, she seemingly finds masturbation to be a taboo subject and I remembered she would never touch herself during sex, basically refused the suggestion, but she didnt ever need to do that anyway.

So I realized she would, recently, as our sex drives went back up after med discontinuation, start taking really long times to shower.
In the adjacent living room, I would however only hear the loud shower water in the last few minutes of the sometimes full hour long bathroom stay. The rest of the time before I'd hear some less turbulent and rhythmic water splashing.
Every now and then, I would hear a well known, very brief and muffled sound through the wall. I wasnt sure as it always was quiet and very Brief, only heard almost unconsciously by myself. But my also unconscious, visceral and seemingly conditioned reaction tipped me off. My heart would jump, and a hot flash would rise through me. These were little sounds of pleasure.

Fine, she was obviously masturbating in there and since she would still have sex with me frequently I felt positively and mostly just curious about it.

With my interest piqued, I started noticing little details I previously had overlooked. I noticed just how often she would disappear for half an hour and how she always would sometimes omit to screw the shower head back on.
So this was the more quiet, laminar water flow I could hear before she screwed the head back on and rinsed off in its loud, turbulent flow.

However she would forget to put it back on when she didnt shower afterwards.

I realized that I had often found the unscrewed head for many years before, sometimes asking her about it since she would always lose the rubber ring originally in there. She'd say she was cleaning her lady parts with it and disliked the harsh shower head stream. Its something that did not raise suspicion because she often did that and was always very clean.

A few days before, I would sometimes intently listen when she was in there and notice that the sounds did not follow the usual curve of excitement. There were well spaced little moans which followed a slightly louder Flow noise, with a lot of quiet water noises in between the pleasure sounds. I could never hear a distinct climax and this puzzled me because her orgasms can usually be well distinguished in rhythm and sounds she made.
After all, I had given this woman - an estimated guess by herself - 2000-3000 orgasms and knew how that went down.
So there was something else going on.

Whatever, I sometimes even forgot about listening, until yesterday, a free day for both of us.
She always wakes me up and yesterday I would notice that the shower was unscrewed when I got up. She must have done her thing before even waking me up.
Whatever. Screw it back on, to be able to see when it went down again.
Went back to bed to cuddle with the dogs and read something. Fell asleep again for less than an hour and woke up to nobody there.
Where is she?
In the bathroom, with quiet laminar flow noises.
This was getting out of hand, in a hot way. She may be obsessed or addicted, I jokingly thought to myself.
But now, it was on. Detective mode. I would find out whatever Was going on here.
So I tried my ear on the wall - well spaced little moans. Ear on the adjacent hallway door - spaced heavy breaths. They always followed after a period of most quiet, laminar water flow, a few seconds silence and then a somewhat louder, more turbulent flow phase and then a heavy breath or moan. No climax detected, but periods of higher arousal.
Goes on for 20+ minutes. Unusual, as she told me it takes her less than one to two minutes for masturbation.

So I went full creep and tried sneaking in the always closed adjacent hallway and lied down right before the bathroom door with my ear
Now I could hear pretty well in spite of ventilation and water noise.
I even heard a moaned swear word in there and listened on for the next ten minutes. There is no way to look through a key hole, but she would do her thing, somewhen stop, get out the bath tub and sit down on the toilet, obviously peeing afterwards.
Then she gets back in and shower regularly for a very short time - my Signal to disappear and comes back out. I noticed the good mood she was in.

I thought about everything, all the while having a really hard erection and then it hit me. A somewhat puzzling but logical suspicion of what she did in there arose, but I really wasn't sure.
I hatched a plan to discover her secret, frequent and time consuming adventures.

I would need to be a bad boy and film her doing whatever she does in there.

So I looked up if there is a smartphone app that would allow me to record a video while the phone was shut down. Turns out, there is.
Since She obviously did it every time she showered, which is once a day in the evening, I would take a bath before her and forget my innocuous, turned off phone in a position that the front camera would be able to see whats going on.
If she noticed and turned the phone on, no camera activity would be visible.

Whew, it worked. Had to masturbate twice after fucking her yesterday, just to be able to sleep.

So what do you guess?

She just did it again and this time she definitely came.

Will be updated soon :smile:


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Re: Now I finally know what she does in there [Re: Murzelpfrumpft]
    #26853049 - 07/30/20 06:57 AM (4 days, 22 hours ago)

Hmm


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Re: Now I finally know what she does in there [Re: Murzelpfrumpft] * 3
    #26853072 - 07/30/20 07:13 AM (4 days, 22 hours ago)

TLDR: Women masturbate too

Not really a good idea to secretly record your girlfriend like that.


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Re: Now I finally know what she does in there [Re: Murzelpfrumpft] * 1
    #26853098 - 07/30/20 07:45 AM (4 days, 21 hours ago)

She sounds like a nympho. Or maybe the water is extra sexy. My wife moans in the shower when shes alone because she finds the water pleasurable :lol: you should fuck her in the shower


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Re: Now I finally know what she does in there [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #26853392 - 07/30/20 11:43 AM (4 days, 17 hours ago)

Thats not the correct tldr, tldr is
she does enemas and cums from that, no hands involved. Its weird but hot.

Yes, it was not morally correct but she'd be pissed for a day if she found out and that would be it.


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Re: Now I finally know what she does in there [Re: Murzelpfrumpft]
    #26853452 - 07/30/20 12:27 PM (4 days, 17 hours ago)

What makes you think enemas?


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Re: Now I finally know what she does in there [Re: Murzelpfrumpft] * 1
    #26853492 - 07/30/20 12:48 PM (4 days, 16 hours ago)

Quote:

Murzelpfrumpft said:
Thats not the correct tldr, tldr is
she does enemas and cums from that, no hands involved. Its weird but hot.





I don't think you mentioned enemas in the post though. :shrug:


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Re: Now I finally know what she does in there [Re: Murzelpfrumpft] * 1
    #26853553 - 07/30/20 01:11 PM (4 days, 16 hours ago)

Yeah shes definitely a nympho (hyper-sexual). And u shouldnt secretly record her like that. Thats a no-no. But would be pretty funny if she caught you masturbating to videos of her masturbating :lol:


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Re: Now I finally know what she does in there [Re: Murzelpfrumpft]
    #26853626 - 07/30/20 01:46 PM (4 days, 15 hours ago)

Quote:

Murzelpfrumpft said:
She let me fuck all of her pretty girlfriends from school and usually join in, so good times were had. While this wrecked many friendships, she describes it as "worth it, though" and we'd high five each other.





lol


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Re: Now I finally know what she does in there [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #26853628 - 07/30/20 01:47 PM (4 days, 15 hours ago)

Well I ran out of time.

Point is, I realized that back some years after we had popped each others cherry, we tried anal sex and discussed how she should best clean herself beforehand.
That is when I suggested that she takes off the shower head and uses the soft stream of water to clean her butt out with it.
We did not pursue anal sex any further, even though she came several times without any other stimulation, because she said it was way too intense.

Since then I would regulalry find the shower head detached. Sure seems she did indeed like some aspect of the anal experiment.

How I think its enemas?

Because due to the short Video, I can see her put the nozzle to her butt (everything becomes silent), put the nozzle away (quiet laminar water Flow noise) and hold it in her butt for a few seconds and then cause the louder streaming noise when she pushes the water back out (followed by moan or whispered swear word).

When I thought she went to the toilet afterwards, she actually pushed the rest of the water out, which seems most pleasant part to her.

I already said I know its wrong but then again if we can get into the butt stuff together because of this, I regret nothing.
I will tell her in 5 years.

She's gonna do it again in a few hours and I'm just gonna listen.
I just did the cam thing because I couldnt figure out wtf she does in there. Deleted the video afterwards.

However hypersexual she may be, she's not a nymphomaniac by the word because that includes chronic change of sex partners.


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Re: Now I finally know what she does in there [Re: Murzelpfrumpft]
    #26853643 - 07/30/20 01:52 PM (4 days, 15 hours ago)

In the most general sense, "nymphomaniac" means the person has a super-high sex drive. It doesnt necessarily mean she sleeps around with different people: https://www.dictionary.com/browse/nymphomaniac

At least thats how I define it :shrug:


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Re: Now I finally know what she does in there [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #26853659 - 07/30/20 01:58 PM (4 days, 15 hours ago)

Nymphomania Definition:
a neurotic condition in women in which the symptoms are a compulsion to have sexual intercourse with as many men as possible and an inability to have lasting relationships with them

A disorder or illness always has so include suffering, and I think you have chosen a lacking defition because promiscuity is what makes nymphos suffer.
I know that its common to refer to hypersexual women as nymphos but its not neurotic with her.
Asked her today about the intensity of her sex drive and she says its slowly coming down from the hyperdrive opioid withdrawal puts it in.
I would jizz in 2 seconds using three fap movements, it was insane.


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Re: Now I finally know what she does in there [Re: Murzelpfrumpft] * 1
    #26853676 - 07/30/20 02:08 PM (4 days, 15 hours ago)

Perhaps "Compulsive Masturbator" is a better descriptor. :sadyes:


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Re: Now I finally know what she does in there [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #26853750 - 07/30/20 02:28 PM (4 days, 14 hours ago)

I dont wanna go all definition nazi in you guys, but compulsive means you cant help but do it.
Its these people who get off in a room full of people.

Its just a high sex drive with no problems arising for 15 years, so what.


I was also a bad person in another way. I had to use her phone and saw that she actually had a pornhub account with 344 watched videos and 33 favorites.
Mostly creampie and bondage stuff, and I did not know about her apparent thing for the latter.

Then I tested her. Got into some light fun Wrestling with her and she pushed her feet into my face. To stop her I pushed her knees to her ears and told her I should just get a rope and bind her down right like this and just use her.
She played all surprised like how did that come to your mind now and denied being interested but when I told her to get into bedroom I noticed she was absolutely wet which is unusual at the very start of sex.
Told her so and she went "no idea why!" - it was hilarious.

Girl needs to admit she's kinky.


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Re: Now I finally know what she does in there [Re: Murzelpfrumpft] * 2
    #26854569 - 07/30/20 10:51 PM (4 days, 6 hours ago)

I'm gonna just throw in my two cents here and say that filming someone in the shower without their consent is definitely a shitty thing to do. I would feel so violated if someone did that to me, even if I had been dating them for years.


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    #26854779 - 07/31/20 01:42 AM (4 days, 3 hours ago)

Don't act like she needs to admit she's kinky. Make her know it. She wants to feel desirable.. make her your lil slut. I'd probably tell her I'm going to film her in the shower just to see her reaction . Stop acting like it's a secret let the flower that is your sex life blossom. I bet she laughs to herself all the time she's like cumming thinking "oh he'd love to see this". She wants to get caught.


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    #26854781 - 07/31/20 01:43 AM (4 days, 3 hours ago)

Getting caught would mean you think of her that way


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    #26854783 - 07/31/20 01:43 AM (4 days, 3 hours ago)

Sexy


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Re: Now I finally know what she does in there [Re: Murzelpfrumpft]
    #26854899 - 07/31/20 05:50 AM (3 days, 23 hours ago)

Just let her do her thing. I don't see what the problem is.


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Re: Now I finally know what she does in there [Re: Brian Jones]
    #26856404 - 07/31/20 10:37 PM (3 days, 6 hours ago)

I just wanted to share.
I think it's just really interesting to find out that your quasi-wife who you thought was absolutely vanilla, preference-wise, has a sexy secret that is also really rare.

How many women can orgasm from some water in their butt? One out of thousands?

There's no problem, it's funny and exciting.

I thought about just asking her but I dont want her to shut down like the one time I accidentally caught her flicking the bean outside.
Guess I'd spoil the fun for her, and I'd be really sad if she stopped it just due to my nosiness.

Thats why I resorted to immoral sneakery.
Sometimes, preferable ends justify the means.
I needed to solve the riddle of what she spends one hour plus per day with, I already lost sleep over wondering.
I could perfectly have fapped to that without any picture. It wasnt even graphic anyway.


Feel violated?
Well, this is a relationship that is far closer than any I've ever heard of. Haven't been more than a few days apart in 13 years, and if someone goes peeing its no reason to interrupt an ongoing conversation et cetera.
She saved my life in a five hour battle against the grim reaper and I amazingly got to save hers in return.

Won't keep her from being pissed if she found out but it's nothing that would be held against me for more than two days.

And she didnt. So no harm done.

As you might have noticed, this relationship is somewhat unusual and has survived  many threesomes, foursomes, my foot amputation and both of us cheating on each other, years ago.

Video's long gone and honestly I'm already starting to lose interest in this because tomorrow the 8 mm cotton rope arrives.

Its gonna be fun watching her deny being into experimentation with it.

If somebody has bondage starter tips, give them to me because I'll go to sleep now and study some knots tomorrow till the postal service delivers.


I found out america is the Land of the enema perverts who claim to do this for health reasons only.
The stuff I read about enemas, americans and their children, unbeliable!

Can't be that nobody ever heard of klismaphilia, what do we have an anon function for?


Edited by Murzelpfrumpft (07/31/20 10:45 PM)


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