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    #26851796 - 07/29/20 01:01 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Anyone seen this?  Supposed to be if you get some seeds from China you’re supposed to call the Dept of Agriculture and let them know.  You DO NOT plant them or throw them in the trash!:crankey:

Anyone hear any theories on why Americans would be getting random unsolicited seeds from China’r?


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: Amanita86] * 1
    #26851823 - 07/29/20 01:14 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

The theory that's getting passed around is that it's part of some scam where a company creates fake orders on a platform like Amazon, or a dropship site, with random customer info they find online. Then they ship something small, and leave themselves positive reviews.

I don't understand the need to actually ship anything though. Presumably they're using EDI to pass things like order confirmations and shipping notifications to the marketplace, so it should be as easy as generating a shipping label to send the shipping notification. It doesn't actually need to ship. They could even cancel the label and get their money back.

idk though :shrug:

The pictures I've seen look like various citrus seeds, but I don't know much about seeds.


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: blewmeanie] * 1
    #26851887 - 07/29/20 01:53 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

The ones people were getting in Canada look like cannabis seeds.


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: Amanita86]
    #26851894 - 07/29/20 01:55 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Saw this on the FB...some housewives were talkin' about it being bio-terrorism.


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: Amanita86]
    #26851903 - 07/29/20 01:59 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I saw this on MS news today. I was about to make a thread in the Conspiracy Forum :awehigh:


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: 1234go]
    #26851904 - 07/29/20 01:59 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

We have an ecological disaster in the US when it comes to pollinator's migration sources being cut off by agriculture and invasive plants

I seriously think this is propaganda to distract from our shitty land that is already filled with chinese species that need to be eradicated thru a green new deal type of reform

on these facebook groups there are bots that promote the use of invasive plants


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: Amanita86] * 3
    #26852458 - 07/29/20 06:50 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I posted this in another thread, but I think it's probably a bunch of invasive species like that australian suicide plant. China trying to fuck with us.


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: nooneman] * 2
    #26852471 - 07/29/20 06:59 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Can u smoke it?


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: budmanman]
    #26852474 - 07/29/20 07:01 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

You CAN smoke anything. Should you though?


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: nooneman]
    #26852477 - 07/29/20 07:02 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

its easy to squash a discussion if u seed the topic with related sensationalism that leads nowhere

we are probably on the brink of a tipping point and the pollinators western routes are cut off and shits drying up

but this story is probably just a couple big companies that had a buncha mixed up orders from preppers in a pandemic


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: cannabinated]
    #26852481 - 07/29/20 07:05 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

i think the story was disseminated for a purpose tho like i said

more than just the sensationalism :sad:


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: cannabinated] * 1
    #26852482 - 07/29/20 07:06 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I dunno, there's so many seeds being sent to so many different people in different states. You're talking a lot of money just on shipping, let alone the cost of the seeds. Whoever is doing this, I don't think it's a mistake. And I can't see any financial benefit from doing it either, there have been so many packages and seeds that they'd have to be losing a fuckton of money in the process.


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: nooneman] * 1
    #26852489 - 07/29/20 07:09 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

thats the thing

its halfway thru grow season

and shipping from china takes months

didnt read the story tho and am jumping to conclusions


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: cannabinated]
    #26852495 - 07/29/20 07:12 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

they all look like regular garden seeds tho and they could test them in a day

we will know tomorrow


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: nooneman]
    #26852500 - 07/29/20 07:13 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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I dunno, there's so many seeds being sent to so many different people in different states. You're talking a lot of money just on shipping, let alone the cost of the seeds. Whoever is doing this, I don't think it's a mistake. And I can't see any financial benefit from doing it either, there have been so many packages and seeds that they'd have to be losing a fuckton of money in the process.




Seeds dont grow on plants :cookiemonster:


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: cannabinated]
    #26852503 - 07/29/20 07:15 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

space and time are the only things that make seeds valuable


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: cannabinated] * 1
    #26852506 - 07/29/20 07:16 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

It’s a perfect time for folks to get their home gardens going what with this pandemic and whatnot... coincidence?

China has vowed revenge for three different things now that I know of.


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: Amanita86]
    #26852520 - 07/29/20 07:31 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

could be trying to water down our heirlooms :shrug:


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: cannabinated]
    #26852638 - 07/29/20 09:01 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

My seeds from Sannie's get seized 3x in a row, but China can ship stuff nobody even ordered with no problem wtf :nonono:


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: Amanita86] * 1
    #26852643 - 07/29/20 09:05 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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It’s a perfect time for folks to get their home gardens going what with this pandemic and whatnot... coincidence?

China has vowed revenge for three different things now that I know of.



- Coronavirus sends the US into chaos
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    #26852700 - 07/29/20 09:57 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

We got bing bonged hard


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: Amanita86] * 1
    #26852709 - 07/29/20 10:04 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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Anyone seen this?  Supposed to be if you get some seeds from China you’re supposed to call the Dept of Agriculture and let them know.  You DO NOT plant them or throw them in the trash!:crankey:

Anyone hear any theories on why Americans would be getting random unsolicited seeds from China’r?





I already planted my Chinese seeds :awesketch:


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: crackbaby]
    #26852715 - 07/29/20 10:08 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

You could have an invasive species


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: cannabinated]
    #26852767 - 07/29/20 10:58 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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could be trying to water down our heirlooms :shrug:




Yeah - those wonderful heirloom varieties that are so susceptible to disease!

Many people get warm fuzzy feelings when they hear "heirloom" or "organic"


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: crackbaby] * 1
    #26852862 - 07/30/20 12:33 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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Quote:

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Anyone seen this?  Supposed to be if you get some seeds from China you’re supposed to call the Dept of Agriculture and let them know.  You DO NOT plant them or throw them in the trash!:crankey:

Anyone hear any theories on why Americans would be getting random unsolicited seeds from China’r?





I already planted my Chinese seeds :awesketch:





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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: Amanita86] * 1
    #26853123 - 07/30/20 08:15 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: crackbaby] * 2
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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: budmanman]
    #26853344 - 07/30/20 11:06 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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Can u smoke it?




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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #26853499 - 07/30/20 12:51 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

:datass:


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #26853546 - 07/30/20 01:08 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

My guess is they genetically modified seeds for some malicious reason or another.


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: spirit_shadow] * 2
    #26853583 - 07/30/20 01:30 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Meanwhile, some super generous chinese Johnny apple seed is super bummed right now that everyone hates him. :lol:


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26853584 - 07/30/20 01:31 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

will be interesting to find out

chinas strong hand is def biowarfare due to the size of the population

they were probably very aware of this when the virus escaped


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: cannabinated]
    #26853591 - 07/30/20 01:32 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

What if the seeds actually contain the cure for the Coronavirus? :omgz:


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #26853780 - 07/30/20 02:40 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Maybe its not bio warfare and its seeds for food cause they weaponized a virus against us and won. 

They know we will need to grow our own food soon.


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: budmanman] * 1
    #26853784 - 07/30/20 02:42 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I planted them and I’m getting melons with what I assume are little Chinamen inside



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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: koods]
    #26853792 - 07/30/20 02:49 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

cute ur not gonna do anything sexual to them when they hatch are you?


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #26853804 - 07/30/20 02:55 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Do pictures of melons make you think of sex?


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    #26853809 - 07/30/20 03:00 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Koods gonna be the first one to get the newest crazy thing from china :p


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: koods]
    #26853814 - 07/30/20 03:03 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

You're joshing with us. Lets see the original packing.


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    #26853847 - 07/30/20 03:22 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL] * 1
    #26853927 - 07/30/20 04:03 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

They're not seeds.



Alien eggs.


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: Srirachi]
    #26854037 - 07/30/20 05:10 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I'm tempted to sprout mine if I do get any. Don't think they're going to invade anything from indoors.


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: psi]
    #26854343 - 07/30/20 08:27 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Dude. You need to watch Little Shop of Horrors. It's a documentary I think about this very thing.


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: Srirachi]
    #26854640 - 07/30/20 11:46 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Thatd be so crazy if there was actually man-eating plants like in the video game Super Mario Bros! :eek: :unbelievable:


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: Srirachi]
    #26854902 - 07/31/20 05:52 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I used to watch the cartoon when I was a kid.


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: koods]
    #26855240 - 07/31/20 10:21 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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Do pictures of melons make you think of sex?



Have you ever fucked a melon?:tongue:


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    #26855298 - 07/31/20 10:56 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

No


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: koods]
    #26855334 - 07/31/20 11:14 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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I planted them and I’m getting melons with what I assume are little Chinamen inside




Chinamen is a racist term, no?


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: Niffla]
    #26855339 - 07/31/20 11:18 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I'm pretty sure racist is a racist term :awehigh:


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    #26855442 - 07/31/20 12:16 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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I planted them and I’m getting melons with what I assume are little Chinamen inside




Chinamen is a racist term, no?




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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: koods] * 1
    #26855454 - 07/31/20 12:25 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I just say Orientals


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #26855663 - 07/31/20 02:55 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

The seeds obviously contain mystical properties -Being from China and all.


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: blewmeanie]
    #26855964 - 07/31/20 06:12 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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Meanwhile, some super generous chinese Johnny apple seed is super bummed right now that everyone hates him. :lol:




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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: gopher] * 1
    #26855969 - 07/31/20 06:17 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I had 5 weed seeds from canada get seized and got letters from like 3 different government agencies because of it but somehow china can get their mystery frankenseeds through by the shipload  :mad2:


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: feevers] * 1
    #26855996 - 07/31/20 06:29 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

What did the letters say?


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: koods] * 3
    #26856179 - 07/31/20 08:19 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I've been getting random Chinese voicemails all week, probably from the future telling me not to plant the seeds


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: viraldrome]
    #26856182 - 07/31/20 08:20 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Really? Interesting. Man? Woman? I wonder what the voice mail translates in English.... :strokebeard:


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #26856266 - 07/31/20 09:12 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Its always a woman, i know chinese people i should really get them translated


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: viraldrome]
    #26856270 - 07/31/20 09:13 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I get those all the time...Chinese telemarketers?  :smbfacepalm:


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: viraldrome]
    #26856275 - 07/31/20 09:16 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Huh. Did you get them before or after the seeds arrived? Could they be connected :strokebeard:


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #26856311 - 07/31/20 09:41 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Spam calls in Chinese are common in my area, I think they are often either scams targeting Chinese speakers or Falun Gong propaganda.


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: psi]
    #26856920 - 08/01/20 09:25 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I got an actual person scam call yesterday and it was a restricted number....they knew I saw thru them and hung up....next time I'm going to play stupid and see what I can do to THEM :house:


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26857078 - 08/01/20 11:07 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Just saw a news clip that said the higher ups have identified 14 different types of the seeds and they’re anything from roses, hibiscus, various herbs and veggies so nothing immediately alarming...

The mystery continues..:awesketch:


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: Amanita86]
    #26857141 - 08/01/20 11:44 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)



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