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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: koods]
#26853847 - 07/30/20 03:22 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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koods said: Do pictures of melons make you think of sex?
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They're not seeds.
Alien eggs.
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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: Srirachi]
#26854037 - 07/30/20 05:10 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm tempted to sprout mine if I do get any. Don't think they're going to invade anything from indoors.
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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: psi]
#26854343 - 07/30/20 08:27 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Dude. You need to watch Little Shop of Horrors. It's a documentary I think about this very thing.
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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: Srirachi]
#26854640 - 07/30/20 11:46 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Thatd be so crazy if there was actually man-eating plants like in the video game Super Mario Bros!
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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: Srirachi]
#26854902 - 07/31/20 05:52 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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I used to watch the cartoon when I was a kid.
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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: koods]
#26855240 - 07/31/20 10:21 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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koods said: Do pictures of melons make you think of sex?
Have you ever fucked a melon?
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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#26855298 - 07/31/20 10:56 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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No
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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: koods]
#26855334 - 07/31/20 11:14 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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koods said: I planted them and I’m getting melons with what I assume are little Chinamen inside
Chinamen is a racist term, no?
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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: Niffla]
#26855339 - 07/31/20 11:18 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm pretty sure racist is a racist term
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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: Niffla] 2
#26855442 - 07/31/20 12:16 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Niffla said:
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koods said: I planted them and I’m getting melons with what I assume are little Chinamen inside
Chinamen is a racist term, no?
And sexist
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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: koods] 1
#26855454 - 07/31/20 12:25 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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I just say Orientals
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The seeds obviously contain mystical properties -Being from China and all.
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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: blewmeanie]
#26855964 - 07/31/20 06:12 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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blewmeanie said: Meanwhile, some super generous chinese Johnny apple seed is super bummed right now that everyone hates him. 
underrated comment
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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: gopher] 1
#26855969 - 07/31/20 06:17 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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I had 5 weed seeds from canada get seized and got letters from like 3 different government agencies because of it but somehow china can get their mystery frankenseeds through by the shipload
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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: feevers] 1
#26855996 - 07/31/20 06:29 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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What did the letters say?
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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: koods] 3
#26856179 - 07/31/20 08:19 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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I've been getting random Chinese voicemails all week, probably from the future telling me not to plant the seeds
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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: viraldrome]
#26856182 - 07/31/20 08:20 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Really? Interesting. Man? Woman? I wonder what the voice mail translates in English....
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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 1
#26856266 - 07/31/20 09:12 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Its always a woman, i know chinese people i should really get them translated
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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: viraldrome]
#26856270 - 07/31/20 09:13 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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I get those all the time...Chinese telemarketers?
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