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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: koods]
    #26853847 - 07/30/20 03:22 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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Do pictures of melons make you think of sex?





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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL] * 1
    #26853927 - 07/30/20 04:03 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

They're not seeds.



Alien eggs.


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: Srirachi]
    #26854037 - 07/30/20 05:10 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I'm tempted to sprout mine if I do get any. Don't think they're going to invade anything from indoors.


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: psi]
    #26854343 - 07/30/20 08:27 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Dude. You need to watch Little Shop of Horrors. It's a documentary I think about this very thing.


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: Srirachi]
    #26854640 - 07/30/20 11:46 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Thatd be so crazy if there was actually man-eating plants like in the video game Super Mario Bros! :eek: :unbelievable:


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: Srirachi]
    #26854902 - 07/31/20 05:52 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I used to watch the cartoon when I was a kid.


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: koods]
    #26855240 - 07/31/20 10:21 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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koods said:
Do pictures of melons make you think of sex?



Have you ever fucked a melon?:tongue:


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26855298 - 07/31/20 10:56 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

No


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: koods]
    #26855334 - 07/31/20 11:14 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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I planted them and I’m getting melons with what I assume are little Chinamen inside




Chinamen is a racist term, no?


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: Niffla]
    #26855339 - 07/31/20 11:18 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I'm pretty sure racist is a racist term :awehigh:


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: Niffla] * 2
    #26855442 - 07/31/20 12:16 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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Quote:

koods said:
I planted them and I’m getting melons with what I assume are little Chinamen inside




Chinamen is a racist term, no?




And sexist


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: koods] * 1
    #26855454 - 07/31/20 12:25 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I just say Orientals


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #26855663 - 07/31/20 02:55 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

The seeds obviously contain mystical properties -Being from China and all.


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: blewmeanie]
    #26855964 - 07/31/20 06:12 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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blewmeanie said:
Meanwhile, some super generous chinese Johnny apple seed is super bummed right now that everyone hates him. :lol:




underrated comment


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: gopher] * 1
    #26855969 - 07/31/20 06:17 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I had 5 weed seeds from canada get seized and got letters from like 3 different government agencies because of it but somehow china can get their mystery frankenseeds through by the shipload  :mad2:


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: feevers] * 1
    #26855996 - 07/31/20 06:29 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

What did the letters say?


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: koods] * 3
    #26856179 - 07/31/20 08:19 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I've been getting random Chinese voicemails all week, probably from the future telling me not to plant the seeds


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: viraldrome]
    #26856182 - 07/31/20 08:20 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Really? Interesting. Man? Woman? I wonder what the voice mail translates in English.... :strokebeard:


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #26856266 - 07/31/20 09:12 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Its always a woman, i know chinese people i should really get them translated


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Re: Random seeds from China yaaaa’ll. [Re: viraldrome]
    #26856270 - 07/31/20 09:13 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I get those all the time...Chinese telemarketers?  :smbfacepalm:


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