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Porn shop jerk off booths?
    #26840276 - 07/23/20 10:32 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

So something I've been wondering for a while now. You know how sex shops have those jerkoff booths? Now I've never been in one, nor has anyone I know.  But what's the damn appeal of them? Like why. People can just whack it in their house, their bathroom, in privacy.  So why do people go jerk off in a booth in the back of a porn shop. I just dont get it


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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: Nightfox32197] * 2
    #26840298 - 07/23/20 10:43 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

They still have those? Last and 1st time I was in one was back in 1995 in Denver co. Some guy tried to come in there and I was like WTF??? Then he said "well lock the door then!" Like he was mad. I'm guessing it was part of the routine there to go in one and leave it open for a quick hook up. I had no idea. Not appealing. I was actually watching the flick,lol.


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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26840303 - 07/23/20 10:45 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Yea theirs a few places with them. I just never understood the reasoning.


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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: Nightfox32197] * 3
    #26840317 - 07/23/20 10:48 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Because lots of people were born before tha interwebz and smartphones existed?


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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #26840324 - 07/23/20 10:49 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah, it's a public sex thing I'm pretty sure. Like cruising parks etc...I personally never did it. I like some brain stimulus 1st at least.


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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: Nightfox32197]
    #26840494 - 07/23/20 12:06 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Yes I spend much of my free time in those in fact I'm posting from one right now, why?


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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: Niffla]
    #26840530 - 07/23/20 12:18 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

:omgz:


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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26840557 - 07/23/20 12:33 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: Niffla]
    #26840558 - 07/23/20 12:34 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Seriously how would you like to be the guy that has the job of cleaning those booths

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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: Niffla]
    #26840566 - 07/23/20 12:38 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Its just sperm bro :shrug:

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    #26840575 - 07/23/20 12:42 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

I'd be going to work like



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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: Niffla] * 3
    #26840579 - 07/23/20 12:44 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

I'd only go to work once.....
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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26840710 - 07/23/20 01:48 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

I'd honestly rather have to clean one of those rooms than clean a public bathroom.


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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: 1234go] * 1
    #26840718 - 07/23/20 01:51 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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I'd honestly rather have to clean one of those rooms than clean a public bathroom.




public restrooms, especially a lot of gas station bathrooms, man they're basically crime scenes

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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: 1234go]
    #26840722 - 07/23/20 01:53 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Isn’t that kinda antiquated nowadays since pr0nz is essentially everywhere?


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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: Nightfox32197]
    #26840724 - 07/23/20 01:54 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Jerking off at home gets lonely.


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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: Amanita86]
    #26840731 - 07/23/20 01:56 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

I wouldn't know.  :shrug:

A friend of mine used to mention going to them, but that was like 15 years ago.


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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: Crazy_Horse]
    #26840733 - 07/23/20 01:57 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

I always heard you can rent movies. I think thats where alot of the appeal comes from pre-internet. I cant imagine they are still busy. who knows.


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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: snoot]
    #26840744 - 07/23/20 02:06 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

I remember an old post years ago, i think envix was working at a porn shop, he posted pics of it..there was one of those rooms in it with a curtain. He said people actually use it, and that he didnt mind cleaning it, just rememberd that


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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26840746 - 07/23/20 02:07 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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They still have those? Last and 1st time I was in one was back in 1995 in Denver co. Some guy tried to come in there and I was like WTF??? Then he said "well lock the door then!" Like he was mad. I'm guessing it was part of the routine there to go in one and leave it open for a quick hook up. I had no idea. Not appealing. I was actually watching the flick,lol.




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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: Nightfox32197] * 1
    #26840775 - 07/23/20 02:19 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

I imagine a church going character who doesn't want to have porn or semen inside his house, but is compelled by the subtle whispers of his penis regardless.

He wears sunglasses and a hat when he enters these places. And now, a mask too.


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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: remake] * 1
    #26840822 - 07/23/20 02:39 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

LOL, hell yeah! Perfect for them now, more hidden faces.


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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: remake]
    #26840903 - 07/23/20 03:29 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Hopefully some suitable footwear as well...:uhoh:


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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: Amanita86] * 1
    #26840912 - 07/23/20 03:39 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: Dark_Star]
    #26841030 - 07/23/20 04:44 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Not sure about that booths, but in a particularly pervy moment I went to one of the shops with a theater. A guy brought his wife for a gangbang. :shrug:


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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: blewmeanie]
    #26841038 - 07/23/20 04:46 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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Not sure about that booths, but in a particularly pervy moment I went to one of the shops with a theater. A guy brought his wife for a gangbang. :shrug:




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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: Niffla]
    #26841055 - 07/23/20 04:52 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

I'm bipolar. In my more manic moments, I get up to some weird shit. I've done worse. :lol:


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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: Tripsurfer] * 3
    #26841059 - 07/23/20 04:53 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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Its just sperm bro :shrug:

Wear gloves




You mean Ectoplasm  :dandyzoom:


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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: remake] * 1
    #26841061 - 07/23/20 04:54 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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I imagine a church going character who doesn't want to have porn or semen inside his house, but is compelled by the subtle whispers of his penis regardless.

He wears sunglasses and a hat when he enters these places. And now, a mask too.




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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: The Blind Ass] * 1
    #26841148 - 07/23/20 05:34 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

I was was in NYC a few years ago and we walked in a porn store with a legit jack off room. I was like hold up, lets see what this has to offer. Unfortunately it was like 11am and no one was one the clock.

I would definantly do it atleast once. Its just different seeing it with your own eyes and for me its a thrill. Gotta cross that kind of jack off off the bucket list.


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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: Cosmic Eye]
    #26841156 - 07/23/20 05:37 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

One that I want to check off the ol’ list? Jack off at 30,000 ft. while free falling.


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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: Cosmic Eye]
    #26841166 - 07/23/20 05:41 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

You want to watch guys in the jackoff booth..

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    #26841168 - 07/23/20 05:41 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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One that I want to check off the ol’ list? Jack off at 30,000 ft. while free falling.




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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #26841177 - 07/23/20 05:48 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

You mean to tell me you’ve never even once imagined what it would be like furiously 69ing with your bae while falling to your deaths from 30,000 feet?

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    #26841181 - 07/23/20 05:49 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

We should invent a jack off booth that wrks like porta potties.  The company delivers them on job sites for a fee.


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    #26841185 - 07/23/20 05:51 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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You mean to tell me you’ve never even once imagined what it would be like furiously 69ing with your bae while falling to your deaths from 30,000 feet?

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    #26841200 - 07/23/20 05:57 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: Nightfox32197] * 2
    #26841338 - 07/23/20 07:09 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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Yea theirs a few places with them. I just never understood the reasoning.




We are going to have to explain everything to genZ aren't we? You know what a pay phone is, and why they exist, what use they had in the past, but you can't figure out why porn booths exist. Before the internet the only way to watch a porn flick at home was on VHS tape, these large explicitly decorated tapes angered some people's wives, therefore they jerked off in a dirty booth with T rex banging on the door. It also served as a hook up place, cheaper than a hotel, more private and safer than a park. There was no Grindr back then.

The real question is why every kid of a certain age in North America had the same experience of finding porn mag stashes in the woods. How did it get there, why was it there, and why was the phenomenon so widespread? 

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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: viraldrome]
    #26841348 - 07/23/20 07:12 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Some horny individuals thought it was a safe place to peak or do the deed.
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That’s a popular place they got disposed of by parents & kids alike.


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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: viraldrome]
    #26842133 - 07/24/20 07:37 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

I knew a guy in my 20's who had a brother addicted to porn. He had the whole space under his bed full of mags and vhs tapes, lol. One day we go to his house and his brother had a porno on, was sitting where he could straddle his legs up on the TV stand (it was one of those big old wood ones with the storage shelves on it like one big unit, pun intended) and he was jacking it. He saw us jumped up and had the remote ready to turn the VCR off. The TV had snow from being on channel 3 and he threw a washcloth away from him.
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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: tyrannicalrex] * 1
    #26842287 - 07/24/20 09:25 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Many moons ago I had a friend(?) who worked at a porn shop. There was one of those rooms, feel like it had a curtain as a door. Worker person said there was one guy who entered and watched vhs' the same time every day. Also reported that strangers would occasionally hook up in there. The size of room was a port o pot stall.

Have wandered across some bizzare and disturbing scenes in the woods, cant say ive found porn.


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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: viraldrome]
    #26842439 - 07/24/20 10:45 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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The real question is why every kid of a certain age in North America had the same experience of finding porn mag stashes in the woods.






Lol, had no idea it was so widespread.  I never found "stashes"... but me, and some other friends would sometimes find bits, and pieces of porn mags in the woods, and under bridges.  We'd keep that, and the porn we'd take from older sibling/parents in tree houses, and forts we built.  Silly times.


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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: Nightfox32197]
    #26842510 - 07/24/20 11:27 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

I always heard that they were mainly for gay guys looking to get laid or something. Those jerk off booths are a super weird and kinda creepy idea for sure, but hey who am I to judge. But it does seem weird to me. I feel bad for the guys who feel they have to use them though, but maybe they get off on it or something?

I'm also of the age where when I was a young teenager we used to find bits of mags in the woods and stuff like that. It was a different time.


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    #26842517 - 07/24/20 11:32 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

A friend of mine in 2nd grade showed me woods porn. He had a couple stashes across town, weird stuff! I don't think I'd ever jacked off yet.I also distinctly remember finding the playboy channel at a similar age about a year after in the house we had just moved in to. There's rumors it used to be a brothel, which explains it :lol:

We had the weirdest experience ever with that woods porn. I remember going out in the middle of an empty field and looking at it for a few minutes, and then out of nowhere we both hear this booming voice yell "YOU KIDS SHOULDN'T BE LOOKING AT THAT TYPE OF STUFF" and we looked around and saw NO ONE! I was convinced for the longest time god had intervened to protect us from sin or some bullshit like that.


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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: ninja cat 09]
    #26842681 - 07/24/20 01:19 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

After I first spanked the money I forgot exactly how I did it, hilarity ensued trying to recreate & remember what I did the first time.  Oh to be young.

Also, those were different times.
I didn’t have a stash but occasionally I’d find ripped pages from playboy or something in the woods.  but I did have forts all throughout the woods, almost half an alphabets worth of forts( each letter representing a different fort).  :cheers:


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    #26842688 - 07/24/20 01:23 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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We had the weirdest experience ever with that woods porn. I remember going out in the middle of an empty field and looking at it for a few minutes, and then out of nowhere we both hear this booming voice yell "YOU KIDS SHOULDN'T BE LOOKING AT THAT TYPE OF STUFF" and we looked around and saw NO ONE! I was convinced for the longest time god had intervened to protect us from sin or some bullshit like that.





Haha, that would've been terrifying.  It was most likely someone you knew.  Either a friend messing with you, or a relative or something.


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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: ninja cat 09]
    #26842753 - 07/24/20 01:54 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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A friend of mine in 2nd grade showed me woods porn. He had a couple stashes across town, weird stuff! I don't think I'd ever jacked off yet.I also distinctly remember finding the playboy channel at a similar age about a year after in the house we had just moved in to. There's rumors it used to be a brothel, which explains it :lol:

We had the weirdest experience ever with that woods porn. I remember going out in the middle of an empty field and looking at it for a few minutes, and then out of nowhere we both hear this booming voice yell "YOU KIDS SHOULDN'T BE LOOKING AT THAT TYPE OF STUFF" and we looked around and saw NO ONE! I was convinced for the longest time god had intervened to protect us from sin or some bullshit like that.




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Guardian Spirits I bet :yesnod: :solidnod:


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