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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: Nightfox32197] * 1
    #26840775 - 07/23/20 02:19 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

I imagine a church going character who doesn't want to have porn or semen inside his house, but is compelled by the subtle whispers of his penis regardless.

He wears sunglasses and a hat when he enters these places. And now, a mask too.


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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: remake] * 1
    #26840822 - 07/23/20 02:39 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

LOL, hell yeah! Perfect for them now, more hidden faces.


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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: remake]
    #26840903 - 07/23/20 03:29 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Hopefully some suitable footwear as well...:uhoh:


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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: Amanita86] * 1
    #26840912 - 07/23/20 03:39 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Barefoot or bust


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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: Dark_Star]
    #26841030 - 07/23/20 04:44 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Not sure about that booths, but in a particularly pervy moment I went to one of the shops with a theater. A guy brought his wife for a gangbang. :shrug:


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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: blewmeanie]
    #26841038 - 07/23/20 04:46 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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blewmeanie said:
Not sure about that booths, but in a particularly pervy moment I went to one of the shops with a theater. A guy brought his wife for a gangbang. :shrug:




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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: Niffla]
    #26841055 - 07/23/20 04:52 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

I'm bipolar. In my more manic moments, I get up to some weird shit. I've done worse. :lol:


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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: Tripsurfer] * 3
    #26841059 - 07/23/20 04:53 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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Its just sperm bro :shrug:

Wear gloves




You mean Ectoplasm  :dandyzoom:


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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: remake] * 1
    #26841061 - 07/23/20 04:54 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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remake said:
I imagine a church going character who doesn't want to have porn or semen inside his house, but is compelled by the subtle whispers of his penis regardless.

He wears sunglasses and a hat when he enters these places. And now, a mask too.




:youresilly:


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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: The Blind Ass] * 1
    #26841148 - 07/23/20 05:34 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

I was was in NYC a few years ago and we walked in a porn store with a legit jack off room. I was like hold up, lets see what this has to offer. Unfortunately it was like 11am and no one was one the clock.

I would definantly do it atleast once. Its just different seeing it with your own eyes and for me its a thrill. Gotta cross that kind of jack off off the bucket list.


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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: Cosmic Eye]
    #26841156 - 07/23/20 05:37 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

One that I want to check off the ol’ list? Jack off at 30,000 ft. while free falling.


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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: Cosmic Eye]
    #26841166 - 07/23/20 05:41 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

You want to watch guys in the jackoff booth..

:eww:


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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26841168 - 07/23/20 05:41 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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The Blind Ass said:
One that I want to check off the ol’ list? Jack off at 30,000 ft. while free falling.




:wellthatsweird:


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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #26841177 - 07/23/20 05:48 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

You mean to tell me you’ve never even once imagined what it would be like furiously 69ing with your bae while falling to your deaths from 30,000 feet?

:justinwilson:

the feeling in your balls/stomach you get when on a roller coaster + orgasming...and then dying.  :hatsoff:


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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: Niffla] * 2
    #26841181 - 07/23/20 05:49 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

We should invent a jack off booth that wrks like porta potties.  The company delivers them on job sites for a fee.


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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26841185 - 07/23/20 05:51 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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The Blind Ass said:
You mean to tell me you’ve never even once imagined what it would be like furiously 69ing with your bae while falling to your deaths from 30,000 feet?

:justinwilson:






:guiltyascharged:


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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: Niffla]
    #26841200 - 07/23/20 05:57 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: Nightfox32197] * 2
    #26841338 - 07/23/20 07:09 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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Yea theirs a few places with them. I just never understood the reasoning.




We are going to have to explain everything to genZ aren't we? You know what a pay phone is, and why they exist, what use they had in the past, but you can't figure out why porn booths exist. Before the internet the only way to watch a porn flick at home was on VHS tape, these large explicitly decorated tapes angered some people's wives, therefore they jerked off in a dirty booth with T rex banging on the door. It also served as a hook up place, cheaper than a hotel, more private and safer than a park. There was no Grindr back then.

The real question is why every kid of a certain age in North America had the same experience of finding porn mag stashes in the woods. How did it get there, why was it there, and why was the phenomenon so widespread? 

https://dangerousminds.net/comments/the_inexplicably_ubiquitous_phenomenon_of_woods_porn


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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: viraldrome]
    #26841348 - 07/23/20 07:12 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Some horny individuals thought it was a safe place to peak or do the deed.
or
That’s a popular place they got disposed of by parents & kids alike.


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Re: Porn shop jerk off booths? [Re: viraldrome]
    #26842133 - 07/24/20 07:37 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

I knew a guy in my 20's who had a brother addicted to porn. He had the whole space under his bed full of mags and vhs tapes, lol. One day we go to his house and his brother had a porno on, was sitting where he could straddle his legs up on the TV stand (it was one of those big old wood ones with the storage shelves on it like one big unit, pun intended) and he was jacking it. He saw us jumped up and had the remote ready to turn the VCR off. The TV had snow from being on channel 3 and he threw a washcloth away from him.
BUSTED!


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