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OfflineShiVersblood
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Today is Selena Gomez birthday
    #26839407 - 07/22/20 10:08 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Hello everyone. Today is actually Selena Gomez birthday. July 22. Selena Gomez turned 28 years old today. Her birthday is July 22 1992. HahahAhahahaa what’s up. The pic of the Facebook post that was me posting that I crossed out my name and photo on it tho











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Re: Today is Selena Gomez birthday [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #26839430 - 07/22/20 10:17 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: Today is Selena Gomez birthday [Re: ShiVersblood] * 2
    #26839433 - 07/22/20 10:17 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: Today is Selena Gomez birthday [Re: blewmeanie]
    #26839481 - 07/22/20 10:47 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

That bitch is 28? I thought she was like 16. I guess I’m old as fuck.


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Re: Today is Selena Gomez birthday [Re: christopera]
    #26839613 - 07/23/20 12:15 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

She’s the Bieber’s long lost love.  :soproud:


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Re: Today is Selena Gomez birthday [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #26839616 - 07/23/20 12:18 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Have you gotten so dumb that you no longer even attempt proper punctuation? Gomez's. Today is Selena Gomez's birthday. It is not "Selena Gomez birthday"

People like you are why "ATM Machine" is accepted in common speech today.


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Re: Today is Selena Gomez birthday [Re: Srirachi] * 1
    #26839620 - 07/23/20 12:21 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Have I been using the Ass To Mouth machine wrong? Fuck that explains a lot.


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Re: Today is Selena Gomez birthday [Re: ichugwindex]
    #26839625 - 07/23/20 12:23 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

“Today is Selena Gomez birthday” is much more funny :crankey:
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Have I been using the Ass To Mouth machine wrong? Fuck that explains a lot.




Exactly.  The unintended yet implied meaning of incorrect grammar is often comedy gold.

Standard Written English is great but when I’m on these forums I expect more informal English & relaxed grammar protocols & rules.


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Re: Today is Selena Gomez birthday [Re: ichugwindex]
    #26839626 - 07/23/20 12:24 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

That's such an unoriginal idea, there's a series of porn videos named "ATM Machine" :yesnod:



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Re: Today is Selena Gomez birthday [Re: Srirachi]
    #26839627 - 07/23/20 12:24 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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Have you gotten so dumb that you no longer even attempt proper punctuation? Gomez's. Today is Selena Gomez's birthday. It is not "Selena Gomez birthday"

People like you are why "ATM Machine" is accepted in common speech today.




It didn’t sounded right to put a S behind a word that ended with Z.


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Re: Today is Selena Gomez birthday [Re: The Blind Ass] * 1
    #26839629 - 07/23/20 12:25 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

A mere comma is the difference between

Helping your uncle, Jack, off his horse

and

Helping your uncle jack off his horse


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Re: Today is Selena Gomez birthday [Re: Srirachi]
    #26839631 - 07/23/20 12:27 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

But the world would be a much sadder place if no one ever accidentally helped their uncle Jack off a horse.  I mean... helped their uncle, Jack, off a horse.


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Re: Today is Selena Gomez birthday [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26839644 - 07/23/20 12:35 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Horse semen can be quite valuable, and it is collected with a pail and a glove, and sometimes the horse buys you dinner first.


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Re: Today is Selena Gomez birthday [Re: Srirachi]
    #26839663 - 07/23/20 12:49 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

:jimmies:



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Re: Today is Selena Gomez birthday [Re: Srirachi]
    #26839680 - 07/23/20 01:09 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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That's such an unoriginal idea, there's a series of porn videos named "ATM Machine" :yesnod:







Just to be clear you want to give me no credit for my comment but you think a porno director named 'Jonni Darkko":laugh2: deserves some credit huh?

Well you made me chuckle


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Re: Today is Selena Gomez birthday [Re: ichugwindex]
    #26839681 - 07/23/20 01:11 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Couldn’t give 2 turtle shits about Selena Gomez I like nudes of her but that’s it and even those aren’t as revealing and awesome as Jennifer Lawrence


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Re: Today is Selena Gomez birthday [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #26839709 - 07/23/20 02:01 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Happy birthday, Selena.

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Re: Today is Selena Gomez birthday [Re: Srirachi]
    #26839958 - 07/23/20 08:19 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Dude, I know, I know. LOL!

To OP: I can't wait until she is like 40yo and really chubby and busty and way more sexy, then she'll be hotter!


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