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Psyche delics
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Ways you've cheated on a Drug Test?
#26836464 - 07/21/20 04:08 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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What methods have you used to pass a drug test
I've used these successfully
1. Using someone else's urine , kept it warm with toe warmers 2. Saved up my clean pee in the fridge and used that for a drug test 3. Stole a bunch of the urine cups from their storage peed in them while I was still clean so both lines showed up on the dip sticks emptied them out and swapped out they gave me for the one that was already tested 4. Detox drinks, the cheap ones didnt work but the expensive ones did 5. Watered down my sample in the sink, I was sure this one wouldn't work but I've done it a few times and it worked Everytime so far.
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Re: Ways you've cheated on a Drug Test? [Re: Psyche delics] 3
#26836548 - 07/21/20 04:44 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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I abstained from using drugs that would show positive
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Re: Ways you've cheated on a Drug Test? [Re: Grateful Dead]
#26836560 - 07/21/20 04:49 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Grateful Dead said: I abstained from using drugs that would show positive
LOLOL. So eloquent, so simple! Love it!!
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Patlal
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Re: Ways you've cheated on a Drug Test? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#26836577 - 07/21/20 04:56 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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I live in a country where drug testing is illegal
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Re: Ways you've cheated on a Drug Test? [Re: Patlal]
#26836604 - 07/21/20 05:11 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Dam you have had a lot of piss tests. I have only used cleansing drinks for jobs. I remained clean for any law troubles. Done that 3 or 4 times.
One of my friends back in the day had a fake dick that you could fill with piss, for you know, when other people have jobs to professionally lay eyes on your penis while pissing. It was alot funnier later when he came out of the closet for car parts.
I hate that the most bullshit drug, marijuana, stays in piss the longest.
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Psyche delics
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Re: Ways you've cheated on a Drug Test? [Re: Patlal]
#26836838 - 07/21/20 06:58 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Patlal said: I live in a country where drug testing is illegal
That's how alot of reasonable countries are sadly in the usa it's become a huge business one time for a job they went through my prescription records and saw that I had a prescription for narcan and told my job they recommended re-testing me and having me tested on a regular basis.
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Psyche delics
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Re: Ways you've cheated on a Drug Test? [Re: Grateful Dead]
#26837094 - 07/21/20 09:05 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ya if youre not getting drug tested twice a week
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Re: Ways you've cheated on a Drug Test? [Re: Grateful Dead] 1
#26837123 - 07/21/20 09:28 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Grateful Dead said: I abstained from using drugs that would show positive
And it's easier done than said
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Psyche delics
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Re: Ways you've cheated on a Drug Test? [Re: Cosmic Eye]
#26837139 - 07/21/20 09:34 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Cosmic Eye said: I hate that the most bullshit drug, marijuana, stays in piss the longest.
It only stays in your urine long when you use heavily for long periods of time. I can get weed out of my system after a couple days of use in like 72 hours easy. Now benzos are a different story.
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Re: Ways you've cheated on a Drug Test? [Re: Cosmic Eye]
#26837208 - 07/21/20 10:15 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Cosmic Eye said: Dam you have had a lot of piss tests. I have only used cleansing drinks for jobs. I remained clean for any law troubles. Done that 3 or 4 times.
One of my friends back in the day had a fake dick that you could fill with piss, for you know, when other people have jobs to professionally lay eyes on your penis while pissing. It was alot funnier later when he came out of the closet for car parts.
I hate that the most bullshit drug, marijuana, stays in piss the longest.
lmao it's hilarious to think that it's literally someones job to look at your penis while you pee. Also disturbing.
"Oh hey Bill, what do you do for a living"?
"I'm the guy who looks at peoples penises when they're pissing during a drug test to make sure that they aren't using a fake penis".
"Cool..."
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Re: Ways you've cheated on a Drug Test? [Re: longbus]
#26837228 - 07/21/20 10:28 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Diluted urine for quick cup
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Re: Ways you've cheated on a Drug Test? [Re: longbus]
#26837278 - 07/21/20 11:02 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ural, kidney cleaner.
Drank it non stop for a day. Was peeing crystal clear.
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Re: Ways you've cheated on a Drug Test? [Re: Graymaster]
#26837367 - 07/22/20 12:22 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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go in with insanely high levels and taper down
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Patlal
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Re: Ways you've cheated on a Drug Test? [Re: Psyche delics]
#26837738 - 07/22/20 08:58 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Psyche delics said:
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Patlal said: I live in a country where drug testing is illegal
That's how alot of reasonable countries are sadly in the usa it's become a huge business one time for a job they went through my prescription records and saw that I had a prescription for narcan and told my job they recommended re-testing me and having me tested on a regular basis.
Your prescrip[tion record??? Thats doctor patient confidentiality. Does the employer look are your colonoscopy video too???
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Psyche delics
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Re: Ways you've cheated on a Drug Test? [Re: Patlal]
#26837896 - 07/22/20 10:11 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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The employer didn't look at it the people at the drug testing place did
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Re: Ways you've cheated on a Drug Test? [Re: Psyche delics]
#26838210 - 07/22/20 12:25 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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This is all dandy for urine tests. What about those us of us who need to pass a hair test? Because not smoking weed sucks.
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cannabinated



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ninja cat 09
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Re: Ways you've cheated on a Drug Test? [Re: Psyche delics]
#26838353 - 07/22/20 01:37 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Psyche delics said: The employer didn't look at it the people at the drug testing place did
That sounds even more sketchy, why tf do they have your medical records?
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Re: Ways you've cheated on a Drug Test? [Re: ninja cat 09] 1
#26838552 - 07/22/20 02:57 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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USA, that's why.
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Psyche delics
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Re: Ways you've cheated on a Drug Test? [Re: ninja cat 09]
#26838799 - 07/22/20 04:54 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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ninja cat 09 said:
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Psyche delics said: The employer didn't look at it the people at the drug testing place did
That sounds even more sketchy, why tf do they have your medical records?
Cause it's a doctor's office and I had to give it to them if I wanted a job, there's pretty much one company where I live that's buying up doctors practices, pretty much almost all doctors and surgeons practice is owned by or affiliated with Atlantic health which also does most of the drug testing. They also told my employer that I looked suspicious. Once they get the drug testing contract or whatever I doubt they do all the tests they're payed to do or else I would of failed many times.
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