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Invisiblepsi
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Re: Bigfoot ain't got shit on the Jackalope [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #26835630 - 07/21/20 08:08 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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Niffla said:
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ichugwindex said:
That's what I call my dick




A quite questionable nickname for a penis considering the jackalope is an extremely small animal.



3-5 pounds is actually quite a formidable penis size.

:havesomescience:


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Re: Bigfoot ain't got shit on the Jackalope [Re: Texas Honey Badger] * 1
    #26835632 - 07/21/20 08:09 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

A vacationing penguin is driving his car through Arizona
when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says "It looks like you blew a seal."

"No no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."


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Re: Bigfoot ain't got shit on the Jackalope [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26835683 - 07/21/20 08:48 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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tyrannicalrex said: Want to go snipe hunting sometime?:smirk:



Get the gunney sack and kazoos ready.  Hell yeah!!


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Re: Bigfoot ain't got shit on the Jackalope [Re: psi]
    #26835695 - 07/21/20 08:51 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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psi said:
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Niffla said:
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ichugwindex said:
That's what I call my dick




A quite questionable nickname for a penis considering the jackalope is an extremely small animal.



3-5 pounds is actually quite a formidable penis size.

:havesomescience:




Mine is 3 to 5.

3 to 5 milligrams.

:feelsbadman:


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Re: Bigfoot ain't got shit on the Jackalope [Re: Niffla]
    #26835726 - 07/21/20 09:19 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

:saulgoodman:


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Re: Bigfoot ain't got shit on the Jackalope [Re: psi]
    #26835730 - 07/21/20 09:22 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

It ain't the size it's how you use it :snub:


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Re: Bigfoot ain't got shit on the Jackalope [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26837282 - 07/21/20 11:04 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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tyrannicalrex said:
A vacationing penguin is driving his car through Arizona
when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says "It looks like you blew a seal."

"No no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."




Dude wtf hahah so stupid it’s funny


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Re: Bigfoot ain't got shit on the Jackalope [Re: Led Zeppelin]
    #26837292 - 07/21/20 11:10 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Bigfoot’s on the moon


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Re: Bigfoot ain't got shit on the Jackalope [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26837388 - 07/22/20 12:50 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Fuck bigfoot

Bigfoot is so 1960's

I feel as though the jackalope is mad criminally underrated and my hope is by spreading knowledge that by 2030 or latest 2034 is the most popular cryptic animal on earth


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Re: Bigfoot ain't got shit on the Jackalope [Re: Niffla]
    #26837399 - 07/22/20 01:02 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Jackalope 2020 the best mf cryptic zoology animal species animal in 2020


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Re: Bigfoot ain't got shit on the Jackalope [Re: Niffla]
    #26837401 - 07/22/20 01:02 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

i'm drunk


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