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Niffla



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Bigfoot ain't got shit on the Jackalope 1
#26835078 - 07/20/20 09:10 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Its existence never proven, pockets of jackalopes are reported seen in Wyoming, New Mexico, Nebraska, and Colorado.
It weighs between 3 and five pounds, can run up to 90 miles per hour, is a vicious species of rabbit which will use its antlers to attack, and it can even mimic humans speaking.
Seriously I'm not making any of that up, lol. Look it up.
Anyways beware the jackalope. I just wanted y'all to know in case you're camping or hiking and come across this frightening hybrid. If you do, resist fleeing, try to appear as big as you can and makes lots of noise. Your life will likely depend on it.
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Re: Bigfoot ain't got shit on the Jackalope [Re: Niffla] 2
#26835097 - 07/20/20 09:17 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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That's what I call my dick
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Re: Bigfoot ain't got shit on the Jackalope [Re: Niffla] 2
#26835104 - 07/20/20 09:19 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Niffla



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Re: Bigfoot ain't got shit on the Jackalope [Re: HamHead] 1
#26835112 - 07/20/20 09:22 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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ichugwindex said: That's what I call my dick
A quite questionable nickname for a penis considering the jackalope is an extremely small animal.
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Niffla



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Re: Bigfoot ain't got shit on the Jackalope [Re: Niffla] 1
#26835113 - 07/20/20 09:24 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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jackalope caught on night cam
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Re: Bigfoot ain't got shit on the Jackalope [Re: Niffla]
#26835120 - 07/20/20 09:30 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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I blew a tire out when i ran one over the other night
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Niffla



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Spicemaster said: I blew a tire out when i ran one over the other night
Please go back and retrieve the carcass for evidence
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Re: Bigfoot ain't got shit on the Jackalope [Re: Niffla] 2
#26835143 - 07/20/20 09:55 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Niffla said:
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ichugwindex said: That's what I call my dick
A quite questionable nickname for a penis considering the jackalope is an extremely small animal.
Small but horney.
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Re: Bigfoot ain't got shit on the Jackalope [Re: PatrickKn]
#26835160 - 07/20/20 10:02 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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A drop bear would murder that thing in an instant, eat it and use it's antlers as toothpicks.
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Niffla



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Re: Bigfoot ain't got shit on the Jackalope [Re: Ice9]
#26835228 - 07/20/20 11:17 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Cute jackalope sighting
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deucedbi9
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Re: Bigfoot ain't got shit on the Jackalope [Re: Ice9] 1
#26835299 - 07/21/20 12:18 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ice9 said: A drop bear would murder that thing in an instant, eat it and use it's antlers as toothpicks.
Fake news. If the Jackalope evolved anywhere, it would have been alongside the Duck-faced-beaver-tailed-fang-toed-fatty-puss and the drop bear. In Australia.
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Re: Bigfoot ain't got shit on the Jackalope [Re: deucedbi9]
#26835321 - 07/21/20 01:04 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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90 miles per hour?
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Re: Bigfoot ain't got shit on the Jackalope [Re: Led Zeppelin]
#26835336 - 07/21/20 01:22 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Led Zeppelin said: 90 miles per hour?
95 when they’re in danger or aggressive.
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Re: Bigfoot ain't got shit on the Jackalope [Re: Led Zeppelin]
#26835337 - 07/21/20 01:22 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Led Zeppelin said: 90 miles per hour?
Yeah. More fake news. That'd be the Duck-faced-beaver again, but only when it unfurls its wings. And they got the "9" upsidedown.
Jeebus. Don't these people do no research or sumfin.
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Re: Bigfoot ain't got shit on the Jackalope [Re: deucedbi9] 1
#26835369 - 07/21/20 02:01 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Did a rabbit fuck a deer or did a deer fuck a rabbit? One of the great questions of life i didnt know existed til a minute ago
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Re: Bigfoot ain't got shit on the Jackalope [Re: Niffla]
#26835590 - 07/21/20 07:53 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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It can get rather dangerous on the prairie during the rut. They get extremely territorial.
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Re: Bigfoot ain't got shit on the Jackalope [Re: lowbrow]
#26835605 - 07/21/20 07:58 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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It is open season on them in Texas
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Re: Bigfoot ain't got shit on the Jackalope [Re: Niffla] 1
#26835606 - 07/21/20 07:59 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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LOL, I see you finally embraced that Texas lore of that animal. There was a store on Camp Bowie in FT WT when I was growing up called "Jackalope". It's a Texas thing. Want to go snipe hunting sometime?
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Spicemaster said: I blew a tire out when i ran one over the other night
That's not all you blew, OHHH!
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Texas Honey Badger
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Re: Bigfoot ain't got shit on the Jackalope [Re: tyrannicalrex] 1
#26835618 - 07/21/20 08:02 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
tyrannicalrex said:
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Spicemaster said: I blew a tire out when i ran one over the other night
That's not all you blew, OHHH!
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