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longbus
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Someone told me
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That wearing masks makes you turn gay.
I don't wear a mask. The way the law works here is that you are allowed to say "I'm medically exempt" and they aren't allowed to deny you access.
Wearing a mask is just step 1 in the totalitarian tiptoe towards a global orwellian state.
Mind you this is Canada, you guys to the south are pretty fucked over. I can't really make sense of why either. You seem to have a competent leader running things... it's odd to me.
Maybe Americans are just dirty people.
My theory is that Americans are PAYING FOR THEIR SINS OF GLOBALIZATION. Seriously, this whole thing might be god punishing you for being so shitty to the world for the past couple hundred years.
I'm sorry if any of you are personally affected by all of this, because you likely didn't choose to be american. But maybe you being born there was punishment for your last lives badness.
I suggest you down south wear masks, and start praying. Prayer is the only way out of this mess (however you may pray).
I will not get a vaccine, ever. And if you think I should then I think Bill Gates has a knob that needs polishing.
I am sorry for anyones loss, stay strong.
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Edited by longbus (07/20/20 06:10 PM)
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Re: Somebody told me [Re: longbus]
#26834359 - 07/20/20 02:12 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Fact - You can't suck a dick with a mask on.
You should wrap your entire head in duct tape.
Edited by blewmeanie (07/20/20 02:13 PM)
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1234go
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Re: Somebody told me [Re: longbus] 5
#26834413 - 07/20/20 02:46 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Well, somebody told me you had a boyfriend...who looked like a girlfriend.
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Re: Somebody told me [Re: longbus]
#26834480 - 07/20/20 03:23 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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You seem to have a competent leader running things... it's odd to me.
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Re: Somebody told me [Re: 1234go] 1
#26834548 - 07/20/20 04:03 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
1234go said: Well, somebody told me you had a boyfriend...who looked like a girlfriend.
thats the first thing that came into my mind
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Re: Somebody told me [Re: gopher] 1
#26834640 - 07/20/20 05:22 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Same. The Killers are one of my many guilty pleasures.
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Re: Somebody told me [Re: 1234go] 2
#26834655 - 07/20/20 05:37 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
1234go said: Well, somebody told me you had a boyfriend...who looked like a girlfriend.
.....This thread may be salvageable yet??
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Re: Somebody told me [Re: 1234go] 2
#26834697 - 07/20/20 05:58 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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longbus
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OH MY GAWD!!
I HATE THIS FUCKING SHIT!
I ABSOLUTELY HATE THE FUCKING KILLERS THEY ARE THE WORST BAND AND I HATE THEM BECAUSE THEY SUX!
I'm chill about it tho.
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Re: Somebody told me [Re: longbus] 1
#26834713 - 07/20/20 06:06 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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It’s not confidential...
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longbus
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Re: Somebody told me [Re: Amanita86]
#26834720 - 07/20/20 06:11 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Amanita86 said: It’s not confidential...
Wutt?
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Re: Somebody told me [Re: longbus]
#26834724 - 07/20/20 06:13 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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It is very confidential
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longbus
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The only thing here that isn't confidential is that your sexual orientation.
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1234go
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Quote:
Sugabearcrisp said:

Oh my God, I had no idea they covered that song. Thank you for posting!!
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1234go
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Re: Somebody told me [Re: 1234go] 2
#26834770 - 07/20/20 06:37 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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OP changed the title to "Someone" ...what a party pooper.
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longbus
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Re: Somebody told me [Re: 1234go]
#26834785 - 07/20/20 06:46 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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I hate the Killers and i hate both of you right now for ruining an otherwise good thread.
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Re: Somebody told me [Re: longbus] 2
#26834869 - 07/20/20 07:47 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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longbus said: I hate the Killers and i hate both of you right now for ruining an otherwise good thread.
the otherwise good thread thing is highly debatable
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Re: Somebody told me [Re: Niffla] 1
#26834903 - 07/20/20 08:08 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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It’s got potential..
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