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InvisibleFiery
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Ok, so, I'm about to have the whole conversation with a woman before we have sex
    #26833282 - 07/19/20 09:32 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

That conversation is like the one that everyone should have before aimlessly and blindly sticking their underwear parts into each other and in and out over and over until babies pop out 9 months later.


I mean, can I get a responsible father on board. A responsible mother?



I don't know about having kids but sometimes some people are drawn to another and presented to one another in such a way that it just makes sense.



I have to say that I don't care for relationships except for my family. It's hard for me to open up to strangers in a real sex relationship /


But I don't want to miss out, and I also don't want to miss in.


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Re: Ok, so, I'm about to have the whole conversation with a woman before we have sex [Re: Fiery]
    #26833306 - 07/19/20 09:45 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Depends what you want and what they want. So the conversation should be making sure you both want the same thing. Either use protection or use the back door if you dont want babies.


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Re: Ok, so, I'm about to have the whole conversation with a woman before we have sex [Re: ichugwindex]
    #26833335 - 07/19/20 10:02 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

I don't want sex actually or entirely. . I just like her. I know she's sexy. and she thinks I am.


So if sex comes, it's  OK.

I do not chase sex anymore. It's like " meh" and righteous at the same time.
Like the best sex of my life is going on , and.. and .. and I am speechless when she looks at me like that.


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Re: Ok, so, I'm about to have the whole conversation with a woman before we have sex [Re: Fiery]
    #26833342 - 07/19/20 10:08 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: Ok, so, I'm about to have the whole conversation with a woman before we have sex [Re: Fiery]
    #26833357 - 07/19/20 10:23 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

To the avoid any awkwardness that might occur, be sure to ease into the conversation by using metaphors & analogies.

:cookiemonster:

Some might call it a “ pro move “ .

For example:







Sometimes sex happens naturally, other times you just hang out and have fun without sex, and sometimes you put your special place in her front pocket, other times things get real and you end up sleeping in her ass.  Sometimes .

I know your flying blind on this one Flowy, so my advice to you is this:  use the force - but don’t force it...





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Re: Ok, so, I'm about to have the whole conversation with a woman before we have sex [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26833387 - 07/19/20 10:41 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

The Blind Ass said:


I know your flying blind on this one Flowy, so my advice to you is this:  use the force - but don’t force it...








Not blind lol.


ANd yes. I will use the force, and also not be forced upon.


I feel something. I've never felt this feeling( in a long time) it's starting to stir up in me it might be a miracle.


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Re: Ok, so, I'm about to have the whole conversation with a woman before we have sex [Re: Fiery] * 1
    #26833396 - 07/19/20 10:50 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Relax your chakras right now before you blow a fuse and get your kundalini stuck in all the wrong places :crankey:

Tame the snake 🐍.

You got this Fiery! 

  :bigyesnod::cheers:


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Re: Ok, so, I'm about to have the whole conversation with a woman before we have sex [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26833475 - 07/20/20 12:05 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

I know how to tame them.

I fear the reaper,

just like the reaper fears life.


I trust the keeper,

and push the deeper .

I'm an element

and an elephant,

and now in essence, '

it's ethereal innit.


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Re: Ok, so, I'm about to have the whole conversation with a woman before we have sex [Re: Fiery]
    #26833504 - 07/20/20 01:08 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Dude I can empathize totally. It sounds like we have a similar perspective on relationships. People just dive in these days and just start fucking before any real emotional connection can be made and it's really gross to me. I just started talking to a girl recently. I'm certain at this point in life lust without love is meaningless and I'm not interesting in just getting laid. That's basically what I intend to tell my friend if things keep going well. Wait it out and let it be meaningful.

Good luck duder


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Re: Ok, so, I'm about to have the whole conversation with a woman before we have sex [Re: GreenHorns]
    #26833507 - 07/20/20 01:14 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Indeed.


That's the draw, but the truth is that if I miss this opportunity to at least talk it out and have a woman tell me how it is, I might never again have the chance to talk to the same woman. SO I might as well have a conversation with her.


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Re: Ok, so, I'm about to have the whole conversation with a woman before we have sex [Re: Fiery]
    #26833516 - 07/20/20 01:43 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Talk that shit out then and get on the same level. Seems like the healthiest way to start a relationship.


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Re: Ok, so, I'm about to have the whole conversation with a woman before we have sex [Re: GreenHorns]
    #26833518 - 07/20/20 01:52 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

I will just explain to her that I am too busy.
And to thank her for being so kind.

And also have a good day or night.


And then ... AND THEN!


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