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Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test?
#26819961 - 07/12/20 06:07 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Im conflicted. My job at my current job ends July 15th. Need to find a new job if unemployment doesnt work out. I wanna keep smoking weed but i also need a job.

What would you do in my position?
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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 1
#26819977 - 07/12/20 06:21 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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LogicaL Chaos said: Im conflicted. My job at my current job ends July 15th. Need to find a new job if unemployment doesnt work out. I wanna keep smoking weed but i also need a job.

What would you do in my position?
I'D PRAY TO JESUS TO HELP ME OUT TO HELP ME FIND A JOB THAT I LIKE OR WHATEVER AND I KNOW HE'LL COME THROUGH ALWAYS DOES!!!
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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 1
#26819978 - 07/12/20 06:21 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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get off the dope for 3 weeks?
unemployment is fairly high right now though? Higher than you?
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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: Ahab McBathsalts] 1
#26819981 - 07/12/20 06:26 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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I would stop smoking weed.
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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: zZZz]
#26820007 - 07/12/20 06:50 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Thanks zZZz.
Ahab. I might have to quit but dont want to.....still debating in my head.
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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 1
#26820011 - 07/12/20 06:52 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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LogicaL Chaos said: Thanks zZZz.
Ahab. I might have to quit but dont want to.....still debating in my head.
hell na bro don't quit smoking weed ma boy keep tokin big dawg
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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: zZZz] 2
#26820026 - 07/12/20 07:01 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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If u have the willpower to quit then quit. Otherwise Iβd just buy quick fix and tape it to my thigh
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Quick fix and a pair of pocket underwear. They have a big pocket in the front that goes all the way under your nutsack. Quick fix fits easily
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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: norml840]
#26820116 - 07/12/20 08:30 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Just quit if there's still time. T breaks are nice.
Do cardio too.
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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: Shiithead]
#26820199 - 07/12/20 09:56 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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It's July 12th today, and your job ends in three days?
And you're still smoking cannabis?
Didn't put much thought into this, did you?
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That's what I did. I didn't have the willpower. Remember to pre-heat in car hot ac with thermometer. I used real pee cus my quick fix looked green to me
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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: trees]
#26820525 - 07/13/20 06:32 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Synthetic urine worked for me every single time. I had the morbid curiosity to smell it. Smelled like apples
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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: Shiithead]
#26821235 - 07/13/20 02:17 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Shiithead said: Just quit if there's still time. T breaks are nice.
Do cardio too.
Yep! Also if there's not enough time a fake one is best.
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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#26821272 - 07/13/20 02:36 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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If being able to smoke weed is such a big deal for you, perhaps a break is in order anyway
I mean its only three weeks
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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: Tripsurfer] 3
#26821285 - 07/13/20 02:45 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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I have quit everything except weed....I will die with weed
Follow your heart logic, never settle!
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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: spirit_shadow] 1
#26821325 - 07/13/20 03:08 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Places still drug testing?
Itβs not even legal around me, but I havenβt heard of anywhere testing in years.
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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: spirit_shadow]
#26821326 - 07/13/20 03:08 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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I quit everything for 2 years while in nursing school, even drinking.
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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: ichugwindex]
#26821428 - 07/13/20 04:25 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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ichugwindex said: Synthetic urine worked for me every single time. I had the morbid curiosity to smell it. Smelled like apples 
I read a lot of online forums about quickfix failures. Some labs have pee technicians who are real narks who suspect cheating all the time and they all know how to ID quickfix based on smell and color. But probably 90% of them dont care/dont check. But mine stuck a thermoneter in the cup immediatley and she called out to the other technicians that my pee temperature was good, and i was relieved that i had heated it up in the car with a thermometer.
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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: trees]
#26821474 - 07/13/20 04:55 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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I was gonna get freeze dried urine, the real deal. Kinda spendy but hey, its freeze dried.
Sadly, places do still test and its about 4 weeks to get clean (since i smoke so much God Damn Weed )
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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 1
#26821483 - 07/13/20 05:01 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Clean friend. Small pop top bottle.
Done.
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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: pineninja]
#26821494 - 07/13/20 05:07 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Some people dont know any clean pee'ers well enough to buy from. I felt very lucky to know someone whos comfortable enough with me texting them to buy their pee for 20 bucks. Cant ask any old person for that. I asked this korean guy first and i offered 30 bucks and he got super embarrased and blushing saying "Nononono I cannot", until i remembered my other old friend.
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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 2
#26821504 - 07/13/20 05:12 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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www.urineluck.com
quik-fix for the win! never failed me and ive used it 5 or 6 times in the last 5 years.
no need to quit the weeds. fuck drug tests!
edit: you can find it at most head shops, and u can check the validity of the batch by entering the box's serial number on their website. i think the last time i bought one it was about $30 over the counter.
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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: split_by_nine]
#26821512 - 07/13/20 05:17 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Logical you shouldn't even have to think about it let alone post about. I appreciate you being concerned for how we feel but I think you know what to do... good luck man.
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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#26821577 - 07/13/20 06:10 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Dude it can't be that long, just quit for the couple of weeks it takes to piss clean and then after you piss clean smoke a toooon of weed. I know it sucks having to quit for a bit, but that's the most practical thing and it's not for that long. What's a couple of weeks out of a lifetime?
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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: split_by_nine]
#26821685 - 07/13/20 07:27 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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split_by_nine said: www.urineluck.com
quik-fix for the win! never failed me and ive used it 5 or 6 times in the last 5 years.
no need to quit the weeds. fuck drug tests!
edit: you can find it at most head shops, and u can check the validity of the batch by entering the box's serial number on their website. i think the last time i bought one it was about $30 over the counter.
UrineLuck?! What a perfect name! : 0 should i go for it? 
Should i quit or should i toke it up.....the question could go either way.
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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#26821699 - 07/13/20 07:35 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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If you do abstain, depending on when the drug test is, you may end up needing something to pass it clean anyways. Depends on how much cannabis you use, the potency, how often itβs used , and for how long youβve been using it since it last completely cleared your system.
If itβs only an βinitiationβ/ for appearances to start your jerb type drug test -and you know wonβt be tested anymore while your with whatever company (Unless u get hurt or fuck up bad, theyβll test u probably) - then I would say abstain and pass the test the surest way you can.
Jerbz r important 
Unless youβve got a trust fund or have already cushioned your accounts nice and fat ...in which case....


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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 1
#26821708 - 07/13/20 07:38 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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About a year ago I quit weed for like 28 days and failed a pre employment drug test. It was a traumatic experience because I really really hated my job at the time and wanted out. The next job I found I quit for 42 days and was still freaking out. They said I'd have results within an hour if results were negative, but longer if they had to send it to a lab. It took like a whole week to get results and I was panicking. I ended up passing but the anxiety almost killed me. When I called and asked they said I passed with no issue. The fuckers didn't even notify me. I say use someone's clean urine so it's a 100% guarantee pass. You won't even have to worry about detecting synthetic urine. Fuck drug tests and the anxiety they bring. Smoke weed enjoy life and get the job you want.
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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: The Blind Ass]
#26821711 - 07/13/20 07:39 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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yep, I'd get a couple of test kits and test twice in 3 week increments.
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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#26821740 - 07/13/20 07:53 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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tyrannicalrex said: yep, I'd get a couple of test kits and test twice in 3 week increments.
this isnt cheap, but will help to determine when your pee is clean. but as was stated above, every day smokers can expect weed to stay in the system for up to 4 weeks after quitting. longer if said person is overweight.
Logical, the quik-fix is a sure thing, especially if you buy from the urine luck website. ive gotten them from head shops and they worked just fine, but some places might sell you an expired item.
good luck pal and blaze onnnnnnnn!
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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: split_by_nine] 1
#26821743 - 07/13/20 07:56 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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I have failed for THC for up to about 44 days, heavy smoker though
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If you do decide to use quick fix or powdered itβs a guaranteed pass IF you can CONTROL THE TEMPERATURE PROPERLY
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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: split_by_nine]
#26821746 - 07/13/20 07:58 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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I've seen 10 buck weed only tests in walmart, but that was years ago.
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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: tyrannicalrex] 1
#26821766 - 07/13/20 08:10 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Cheat.
I did for my current job and also life insurance.
You will need at least 4 weeks to pee clean. If you are carrying some fat it can be a whole lot longer.
I failed the first test for life insurance due to blood in urine* after taking 6 weeks off and said fuck this shit.
*i was running 5k 3x a week at the time and traces of blood in avid runners is not uncommon (marathoners often pee red afterwards)
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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 1
#26821793 - 07/13/20 08:24 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Even if you abstain, you might fail. To make sure you'll pass you have to spend money and time and effort to know for sure.
Or you could spend about $50 and not have to wait several weeks. In those several weeks of waiting, you could make potentially several thousand dollars, which should cover for the $50 quick fix pretty easily.
By the way, I just ordered some quick fix. Join me brotha! You can quit and take a T break, for you. Don't do it for some ass hole company that thinks marijuana is still a problem.
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I got clean off a benzo with a half-life of 120 hours (the kits I bought from amazon I was still popping hot 8 weeks later. So I did a little dilution, drank a lot of water, but enough to set off the dilution retest and pissed clean. Now, im fucked up erryday at work and I love it.
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