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Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test?
    #26819961 - 07/12/20 06:07 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Im conflicted. My job at my current job ends July 15th. Need to find a new job if unemployment doesnt work out. I wanna keep smoking weed but i also need a job.

:bongload: :strokebeard:

What would you do in my position?


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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #26819977 - 07/12/20 06:21 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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LogicaL Chaos said:
Im conflicted. My job at my current job ends July 15th. Need to find a new job if unemployment doesnt work out. I wanna keep smoking weed but i also need a job.

:bongload: :strokebeard:

What would you do in my position?




I'D PRAY TO JESUS TO HELP ME OUT TO HELP ME FIND A JOB THAT I LIKE OR WHATEVER AND I KNOW HE'LL COME THROUGH ALWAYS DOES!!!:manofapproval:


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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #26819978 - 07/12/20 06:21 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

get off the dope for 3 weeks?


unemployment is fairly high right now though? Higher than you?


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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: Ahab McBathsalts] * 1
    #26819981 - 07/12/20 06:26 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

I would stop smoking weed.


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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: zZZz]
    #26820007 - 07/12/20 06:50 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Thanks zZZz.

Ahab. I might have to quit but dont want to.....still debating in my head.


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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #26820011 - 07/12/20 06:52 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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LogicaL Chaos said:
Thanks zZZz.

Ahab. I might have to quit but dont want to.....still debating in my head.




hell na bro don't quit smoking weed ma boy keep tokin big dawg:manofapproval:

YOU'RE WELCOME BTW PRAISE JESUS!!!


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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: zZZz] * 2
    #26820026 - 07/12/20 07:01 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

If u have the willpower to quit then quit.  Otherwise I’d just buy quick fix and tape it to my thigh


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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #26820029 - 07/12/20 07:03 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Quick fix and a pair of pocket underwear.  They have a big pocket in the front that goes all the way under your nutsack.  Quick fix fits easily


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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: norml840]
    #26820116 - 07/12/20 08:30 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Just quit if there's still time. T breaks are nice.

Do cardio too.


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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: Shiithead]
    #26820199 - 07/12/20 09:56 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

:lolsy:

It's July 12th today, and your job ends in three days?

And you're still smoking cannabis?

Didn't put much thought into this, did you?


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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #26820209 - 07/12/20 10:01 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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If u have the willpower to quit then quit.  Otherwise I’d just buy quick fix and tape it to my thigh




That's what I did. I didn't have the willpower. Remember to pre-heat in car hot ac with thermometer. I used real pee cus my quick fix looked green to me


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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: trees]
    #26820525 - 07/13/20 06:32 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Synthetic urine worked for me every single time. I had the morbid curiosity to smell it. Smelled like apples :shrug:


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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: Shiithead]
    #26821235 - 07/13/20 02:17 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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Shiithead said:
Just quit if there's still time. T breaks are nice.

Do cardio too.



Yep! Also if there's not enough time a fake one is best.:thumbup:


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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #26821272 - 07/13/20 02:36 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

If being able to smoke weed is such a big deal for you, perhaps a break is in order anyway

I mean its only three weeks :shrug:


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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: Tripsurfer] * 3
    #26821285 - 07/13/20 02:45 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

I have quit everything except weed....I will die with weed :notsureif:

Follow your heart logic, never settle! :rockman:


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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: spirit_shadow] * 1
    #26821325 - 07/13/20 03:08 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Places still drug testing?

It’s not even legal around me, but I haven’t heard of anywhere testing in years.


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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26821326 - 07/13/20 03:08 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

I quit everything for 2 years while in nursing school, even drinking.


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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: ichugwindex]
    #26821428 - 07/13/20 04:25 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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Synthetic urine worked for me every single time. I had the morbid curiosity to smell it. Smelled like apples :shrug:




I read a lot of online forums about quickfix failures. Some labs have pee technicians who are real narks who suspect cheating all the time and they all know how to ID quickfix based on smell and color. But probably 90% of them dont care/dont check. But mine stuck a thermoneter in the cup immediatley and she called out to the other technicians that my pee temperature was good, and i was relieved that i had heated it up in the car with a thermometer.


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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: trees]
    #26821474 - 07/13/20 04:55 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

I was gonna get freeze dried urine, the real deal. Kinda spendy but hey, its freeze dried.

Sadly, places do still test and its about 4 weeks to get clean (since i smoke so much God Damn Weed :sadyes:)


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Re: Should i Cheat on my Pre-Employement Test? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #26821483 - 07/13/20 05:01 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Clean friend.
Small pop top bottle.

Done.


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