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My week pigging out on junkfood. 1
#26810452 - 07/08/20 06:46 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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For the past week I pigged out on junkfood.
Triple patty hamburger menus with salty fries Cheese dripping extra cheese pizzas.
Ten in number, so on 3 days I ordered twice.
I felt not too great mentally, and my spirit guide invited me to pig out on those evil comfort foods to make a point.
I am rather fond of his lessons and aforementioned foods used to be comfort foods, and I'm fat as can be already, so challenge accepted.
All that meat! All that salt! All that fat!
I felt evil, mistreating my body. This was as fucked up as smoking was. Just plain poisoning your body.
At the end of the week, my Spirit Guide summoned me to the bathroom scales.
I had eaten so much salt! Hello water retention, my nemesis! My bowels stuffed with all that meat and cheese! I was stuffed like a turkey.
I was ready to face the firing squad.
Did I gain 5 pounds or 10?
ehm.
I LOST WEIGHT.
I lost a few pounds. So I started eating reponsible food again and I got rid pof my extra stuffing and the water retention and it turned out I HAD LOST EVEN MORE.
My spirit guide said "something is not right about food theory and I challenge you to find it. You ate up to 5,000 kcal of foods so unhealthy both you and I dont want you to eat it, yet you lost weight instead of gained it. This is an impossible result unless 1) food theory is not right or 2) something extraordinary happened to you -- and I want you to find it. But we both agree you are sick of eathing that crap, right? no more 3/4 lbs red meat bugers and 3/4 lbs pure cheese pizzas. Have some spicy rice instead."
So that's the crazu situation.
I didnt balloon up with fluid retention, I didnt balloon up with weight gain, I lost weight eating lots and lots of some of the worst fattening foods.
I'm not going to repeat the excercise but something does not add up here.
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Re: My week pigging out on junkfood. [Re: Asante]
#26810454 - 07/08/20 06:52 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Asante said: For the past week I pigged out on junkfood.
 Try a week of Pho. It’s good pho-you!
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Re: My week pigging out on junkfood. [Re: Nickoloxious] 2
#26810509 - 07/08/20 07:35 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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I dont know why you lost weight, my theory is you lost water weight, if your used to eating tons of rice and switch to hamburgers thats like a low carb diet for you, less carbs = less glycogen, every gram of glycogen holds 3 grams of water
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Re: My week pigging out on junkfood. [Re: gopher]
#26810539 - 07/08/20 07:56 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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If you don't eat sugar you won't gain weight.
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Re: My week pigging out on junkfood. [Re: Patlal]
#26810550 - 07/08/20 08:07 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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thats not true, I would say though that its much harder to gain weight, but a determined individual could
now if you would keep the weight on is another story
there was a guy trying to make people fat for some reason I forget, he started with collage kids and he could only fatten them up so much, he thought they were cheating on the diet so next he went to prisoners to try his experiment and again he could only get them so fat, he thought they might be exercising the weight off so he got their yard privileges taken away and still he could only get them so fat
im probably forgetting key points to that study but I always thought it was interesting
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Re: My week pigging out on junkfood. [Re: gopher]
#26810562 - 07/08/20 08:15 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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I was listening to sports radio on the way home yesterday and they were talking about a professional golfer who put on close to 100 pounds on purpose so he could add power to his swing lol
They said he weighed 180 last year but now weighs 270.
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Re: My week pigging out on junkfood. [Re: Niffla]
#26810565 - 07/08/20 08:16 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Niffla said: I was listening to sports radio on the way home yesterday and they were talking about a professional golfer who put on close to 100 pounds on purpose so he could add power to his swing lol
They said he weighed 180 last year but now weighs 270.
lol now he cant walk the course, thats a horrible plan
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Re: My week pigging out on junkfood. [Re: gopher] 1
#26810569 - 07/08/20 08:19 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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gopher said:
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Niffla said: I was listening to sports radio on the way home yesterday and they were talking about a professional golfer who put on close to 100 pounds on purpose so he could add power to his swing lol
They said he weighed 180 last year but now weighs 270.
lol now he cant walk the course, thats a horrible plan
He doesn't walk the course, they lay him on a flatbed truck and drive him from hole to hole
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Re: My week pigging out on junkfood. [Re: Niffla] 3
#26810576 - 07/08/20 08:22 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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my gf's step mom used to be a professional golfer, they have a driving range on their property
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Re: My week pigging out on junkfood. [Re: Asante] 1
#26810606 - 07/08/20 08:44 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Thst is really strsnge Asante. Is your body changing by chance? Is it "evolving"?
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Re: My week pigging out on junkfood. [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 3
#26810610 - 07/08/20 08:47 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Patlal said: If you don't eat sugar you won't gain weight.
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Re: My week pigging out on junkfood. [Re: 1234go]
#26810613 - 07/08/20 08:52 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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i think the triple patty was enough to put u into ketosis given that u always eat carbs
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Re: My week pigging out on junkfood. [Re: 1234go]
#26810616 - 07/08/20 08:54 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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1234go said:
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Patlal said: If you don't eat sugar you won't gain weight.

Lol yeah that was a very false statement there, Pat.
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Re: My week pigging out on junkfood. [Re: Asante] 2
#26810642 - 07/08/20 09:06 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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This is why I recommended you some pussy. It would give you something to eat while leaving you content and satisfied. 0 calories. Negative even. Massive gains. Get it
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Re: My week pigging out on junkfood. [Re: Niffla] 1
#26810645 - 07/08/20 09:09 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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I ate a bowl of cereal last night at 3pm Does this dress make my ass look fat?
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larry.fisherman said: This is why I recommended you some pussy. It would give you something to eat while leaving you content and satisfied. 0 calories. Negative even. Massive gains. Get it
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Spicemaster said: I ate a bowl of cereal last night at 3pm Does this dress make my ass look fat?
Nah that ass is looking good, Paw.
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Re: My week pigging out on junkfood. [Re: Niffla]
#26810650 - 07/08/20 09:14 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Great now i need a spanking
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Spicemaster said: Great now i need a spanking
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Re: My week pigging out on junkfood. [Re: Niffla] 2
#26810657 - 07/08/20 09:16 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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I will get Asante to do it
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