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OfflineOGshroomHead
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Cheating on my girlfriend with Mexican hookers?
    #26809333 - 07/07/20 03:31 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

So I started dateing this girl cause she came onto me. Anyway she is 40 years old and im 22 so its a little strange my parents dont aprove at all. I always liked cougars and she is a pretty cool person. We have frequent sex and I dont even use a condom I prefer it that way. The other day she asked me to get her pregnant and she said she loves me. I cant take care of a child though I get drunk and high on a dayley basis. I useley drink 20 shots a day and smoke up to an 8th of weed a day. Anyway I think I should get her pregnant cause she doesn't drink or smoke and if I dont she will never get pregnant and she really wants a child. Im considering it but I want to have sex with hundreds of women. I think im going to go to Mexico for a week and have sex with as many women as possible. Its only $20 per girl in Mexico so probably 10 girls would be cool. Idk im still thinking about giveing her a child but I dont want to pay child support. Mabey I should break up with her. What should I do?


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Re: Cheating on my girlfriend with Mexican hookers? [Re: OGshroomHead]
    #26809346 - 07/07/20 03:39 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Find out her ring size and buy a diamond ring.


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Re: Cheating on my girlfriend with Mexican hookers? [Re: Hartford]
    #26809387 - 07/07/20 04:10 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

No way im not getting married I just like having sex. She is a nice person and I do love her a little but if I get married she would be 50 when im 32. Im not atracted to women who are old I would probably have sex till 55 then it would be gross. I want to marry a girl my own age. But I dont mind having a child with multiple women I just cant afford child support. She says she will raise the kid but she wants me to move in with her. Idk what to do.


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How he could be a good user of LSD," I asked, "And know about the spiritual dimension - all that sort of thing - and still be a crook? I don't understand."
"Then it's time you did. Psychedelic drugs don't change you - they don't change you character - unless you want to be changed. They enable change; they can't impose it...
Alexander Shulgin, Pihkal: A Chemical Love Story


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Re: Cheating on my girlfriend with Mexican hookers? [Re: OGshroomHead] * 6
    #26809530 - 07/07/20 05:27 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Is it possible that you're a bad person who is destined to cause pain and suffering for others?


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Re: Cheating on my girlfriend with Mexican hookers? [Re: Hartford]
    #26809537 - 07/07/20 05:33 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Idk I want to watch the donkey show in Mexico. You get to see a girl having sex with a donkey. Im probably going to fuck plenty of Mexican women and never say anything to my girl. I told her im going to Mexico to pop pills she said she is fine with that but ima just keep the sex to myself and never speak about it. I think im a sex addict.


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How he could be a good user of LSD," I asked, "And know about the spiritual dimension - all that sort of thing - and still be a crook? I don't understand."
"Then it's time you did. Psychedelic drugs don't change you - they don't change you character - unless you want to be changed. They enable change; they can't impose it...
Alexander Shulgin, Pihkal: A Chemical Love Story


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Re: Cheating on my girlfriend with Mexican hookers? [Re: OGshroomHead]
    #26809544 - 07/07/20 05:38 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

I would reduce the impact on others as much as possible or change your mind and become virtuous, because you're not making the world a better place by being this way. Making the world better is part of your job, if you're an agent of good.


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Re: Cheating on my girlfriend with Mexican hookers? [Re: Hartford]
    #26809859 - 07/07/20 08:25 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Idk I watched a donkey show online and its not to hot. The girl just jacks the donkey off its got like a 20 inch penis she tried to put it in her but it didn't fit so she masterbated while jercking the donkey. I wonder if I can pay extra to see a girl get anal from a donkey.


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How he could be a good user of LSD," I asked, "And know about the spiritual dimension - all that sort of thing - and still be a crook? I don't understand."
"Then it's time you did. Psychedelic drugs don't change you - they don't change you character - unless you want to be changed. They enable change; they can't impose it...
Alexander Shulgin, Pihkal: A Chemical Love Story


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Re: Cheating on my girlfriend with Mexican hookers? [Re: OGshroomHead] * 5
    #26809967 - 07/07/20 09:51 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

1. Please do not reproduce until you get your shit together.
2. Definitely shouldn't encourage people to have sex with animals many times larger than themselves.

Unless you want to have their insides ripped open. In which case you're several degrees more fucked up terrible than I imagined.

3. You're going to get HIV or some shit. Wear a condom if you don't want your dick to rot off and spread your dick rot to your "pretty cool" gf who wants to make a baby with a 20 yo alcoholic who goes to Mexico to watch women jerk off donkeys.



I don't want to kink shame but you seriously need to be fractionally more responsible.


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Re: Cheating on my girlfriend with Mexican hookers? [Re: OGshroomHead]
    #26811879 - 07/08/20 11:47 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Dont sleep with hookers, nothing good will come from it. Also, dont cheat on people. If you wanna sleep around, do it on  your own time, not while stringing someone else along for a ride they want no part of.


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Re: Cheating on my girlfriend with Mexican hookers? [Re: OGshroomHead]
    #26814053 - 07/10/20 12:11 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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OGshroomHead said:
What should I do?



Grow up :wink:

Seriously though, you're 22, so your outlook on life is different than mine (it's also different than mine when I was 22, but that's beside the point) and it's likely different than hers as well.

Anyway, if this lady wants to have kids, perhaps you could advise her to look for an appropriate father. You know, someone who wants to remain involved as well after conception and stuff. You seem to be mostly looking for getting the most out of life (currently) in a hedonistic sense and while she might appreciate your 'bad boy attitude' for now, it's not something that's very likely to last.

So whatever you do, try to use the one or two sober moments you may have on a given day to determine what a more responsible/sensible course of action is, setting aside your penchant for hedonistic pleasures for a moment.


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Re: Cheating on my girlfriend with Mexican hookers? [Re: koraks] * 3
    #26814065 - 07/10/20 12:20 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Bro, you are either high/drunk off your tits or you are trolling

Even as a recovering alcoholic 20 shots a day sounds like a lot to me.

Do not reproduce. Do not bang a cornucopia of $10 hookers. Do not impregnate a woman who is probably not mentally stable enough to be a mother (she is, after all, dating a 22 year old alcoholic/drug-addict)

If she misses her shot and doesn't have kids, then tough titties. But do not place the burden of having two fucked up parents upon an innocent child. I can say from personal experience that it does not create a healthy, happy individual


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Re: Cheating on my girlfriend with Mexican hookers? [Re: OGshroomHead]
    #26826716 - 07/16/20 10:42 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Get a hooker in Mexico she will probably say she's 18-19 but in reality she's 14-15 being fed heroin and getting slapped when the tips aren't good enough. The odds of not supporting human trafficking efforts by using these third world hookers is pretty slim. If nothing else at least have some morals about it and pay up for your failure instead of insisting it should be as little of a burden to you as possible. You could have a backpage escort at your place in an hour. Or you could just be like any other decent, sensible man and subliminally suggest the gf/wife fool around with a girl until she thinks it's her idea. But that won't happen, you lack the cojones


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Re: Cheating on my girlfriend with Mexican hookers? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #26831841 - 07/19/20 02:56 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Honestly I would ask her what the deal would be on child support. I mean if I were this old lady asking a 20 year old for a child I can't really imagine her realistically expecting you to settle down and start a family and shit.

Maybe she just wants a baby before the shop closes and she's running out of options. I mean she is fucking someone half her age right now lol.


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