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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: Niffla] 3
#26792382 - 06/29/20 03:11 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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I've spent many days, and nights in the woods...literally naked and afraid at times. This'll be a walk in the park as long as chicken wings don't come between my teammates, and I.
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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: nooneman] 1
#26792383 - 06/29/20 03:12 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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opiates are boring and I'm a square . although opium does sort of have this mystique . I agree with everything else you said, it was perfect and beautiful
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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: Niffla] 4
#26792415 - 06/29/20 03:20 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Niffla said: Team D: Saratonin, zZZz.
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Spicemaster said: Are they like best of friends?
He is basically their bodyguard. Wouldn't call them friends, it's more of a transactional based relationship.
They also have a baboon secretary

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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: remake] 2
#26792431 - 06/29/20 03:24 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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This is to complicated for me
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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: 1234go] 3
#26792448 - 06/29/20 03:31 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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OhQuote:
1234go said:
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Niffla said: Team D: Saratonin, zZZz.

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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: pirate-blues]
#26792463 - 06/29/20 03:35 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Remake's African hunting experiences increase his odds here exponentially
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I will have you know that murder deer and I have made ammends! Okay! Probably! Idk, there's a lot more than the ones just in the picture that hang around here.

Awwwww that's a great pic. And I'm glad that y'all made amends.
However I still predict you would have to be medically evacuated after getting blitzed by an angry nyala
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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: nooneman] 1
#26792472 - 06/29/20 03:37 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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nooneman said:
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Niffla said: Team A: Cookie Crumbs, Pirate Blues, Tantrika.
Team B: 1234go, Blind Ass, remake.
Team C: Koods, Ham Head.
Team D: Saratonin, zZZz.
Team E: Asante, Patlal.
Team F: Spirit Shadow, Cosmic, Sheekle.
My predictions:
Team F spends all its time tripping on acid and doesn't accomplish anything. When the teams are supposed to come together, Team F cannot be found because they've wandered into the forest tripping balls. They are never seen again, but there are persistent rumors that team F has discovered the secrets to life, and anyone who manages to find them in the forest will become enlightened.
Team Asante starts strong with asante trapping food and making fire and shelter, but then asante's spirit guide tells him that he needs to help others who are less fortunate. Asante spends all his time trying to help other teams while patlal plays poker and talks about the deeper meaning of cards and the usefulness of cards in the forest. Patlal is convinced he can win enough through poker to provide food and shelter. Asante locates a remote african tribe and helps them bring water to their village and educate and feed their children. He is adopted by the tribe and taps out so he can focus on raising orphaned children.
Team saratonin starts off badly when zZZz brings nothing but love. Thing go downhill further when zZZz just wants to spend all his time spreading love. Sara has to do everything herself and ends up spending most of her time trying to "motivate" zZZz (read: yelling a lot because zZZz just wants to spread the love). This comes to a head when some of the other teams take pity on zZZz and give him stuff, resulting in saratonin savagely beating zZZz.
Team koods initially does okay, but quickly gets sidetracked debating politics. Ham head and koods end up splitting up over political differences, yet still somehow manage to spend most of their time debating politics. They end up solving most of the world's problems, but fail to build shelter or find food.
Team 1234go starts strong with all team members working together building the best shelter and capturing the most food, but personal drama takes over and the team members spend most of their time fighting. They end up splitting up and building 3 separate camps that are close enough that they can still yell at each other. It ends up like one long version of the American Chopper meme.
Team A ends up winning because they're the only team that managed to stay relatively on task. They're functional and work together. Panic briefly ensues when some wild growing opium is located by pirate blues, but by that point the competition is close enough to ending that the momentum they built prior to the discovery still puts them ahead of the other teams.

Love this post, will read again
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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: SARAtonin] 2
#26792476 - 06/29/20 03:37 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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She's ready for the Love Pairing.

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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: pirate-blues] 2
#26792488 - 06/29/20 03:41 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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pirate-blues said: opiates are boring and I'm a square . although opium does sort of have this mystique . I agree with everything else you said, it was perfect and beautiful 
If I hadn't eaten anyone by that point discovering poppies would be problematic.
I... May know how to make a crude opium...
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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: Niffla] 3
#26792491 - 06/29/20 03:43 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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nooneman said: Team 1234go starts strong with all team members working together building the best shelter and capturing the most food, but personal drama takes over and the team members spend most of their time fighting. They end up splitting up and building 3 separate camps that are close enough that they can still yell at each other. It ends up like one long version of the American Chopper meme.
I would've made my own camp to begin with...I need my space.
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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: 1234go] 1
#26792494 - 06/29/20 03:43 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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1234go said: I've spent many days, and nights in the woods...literally naked and afraid at times. This'll be a walk in the park as long as chicken wings don't come between my teammates, and I.
You eat grey poupon you'd be fucked
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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: Niffla]
#26792499 - 06/29/20 03:45 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Fuck grey poupon. I'm a wholegrain man...
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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: 1234go] 2
#26792502 - 06/29/20 03:45 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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1234go said: I've spent many days, and nights in the woods...literally naked and afraid at times. This'll be a walk in the park as long as chicken wings don't come between my teammates, and I.
All being serious I would bet on go bro.
Assuming fisticuffs were not had or he easily won.
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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: CookieCrumbs] 1
#26792507 - 06/29/20 03:46 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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CookieCrumbs said:
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pirate-blues said: opiates are boring and I'm a square . although opium does sort of have this mystique . I agree with everything else you said, it was perfect and beautiful 
If I hadn't eaten anyone by that point discovering poppies would be problematic.
I... May know how to make a crude opium...
I👏am👏disappointed👏in👏your👏lack👏of👏focus👏on👏the👏mission👏
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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: 1234go] 1
#26792509 - 06/29/20 03:48 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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1234go said: Fuck grey poupon. I'm a wholegrain man...
I just realized grey poupon makes a wholegrain variety...
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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: 1234go] 4
#26792511 - 06/29/20 03:48 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Poupon your butt
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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: 1234go] 3
#26792513 - 06/29/20 03:49 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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1234go said:
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1234go said: Fuck grey poupon. I'm a wholegrain man...
I just realized grey poupon makes a wholegrain variety...
hah peasant
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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: pirate-blues] 1
#26792517 - 06/29/20 03:50 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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pirate-blues said:
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CookieCrumbs said:
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pirate-blues said: opiates are boring and I'm a square . although opium does sort of have this mystique . I agree with everything else you said, it was perfect and beautiful 
If I hadn't eaten anyone by that point discovering poppies would be problematic.
I... May know how to make a crude opium...
I👏am👏disappointed👏in👏your👏lack👏of👏focus👏on👏the👏mission👏
Opium is terrible, let it be.
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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: SARAtonin] 2
#26792524 - 06/29/20 03:51 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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SARAtonin said: Poupon your butt 
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