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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: Cosmic_Flame] * 1
    #26793866 - 06/30/20 07:04 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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And there it was, somehow we hand stumbled into Shangri La. We had dosed as high as Mount Olympus. We saw him do it, the accident. He dropped way too much on the wild yam we had just found and cooked over our primitive fire pit. We all looked at each other in complete disbelief. I guess his focus was off since we had just outran a group of angry baboons only hours before. He must of been in shock still. I didn't blame Sheekle. We were all experienced trippers. We knew what we were getting into. This was the kind of dosage some people never come back from. I knew full well what the long term consequences were, I mean we all did but alas, we looked at each other and shrugged with the faintest of smiles. We knew our faces were going to dissolve and melt into the ether. Here we all are naked and not afraid, about to embark on the psychedelic adventure of the century. We all ate an equal share of the magical yam and away we went. What happened in the next hour is hard to describe. I do not believe it happened, it was so impossible.

To be continued......

background: Sheekle had stashed a vial up his butt to get past the show's producers. He told us the moment we were dropped off. We had originally planned to find some mush at some point. I wasn't surprised, Spirit Shadow couldn't stop laughing and made us all laugh at the absurdity of what he did. The plane ride and car trip was pretty long...:uhoh: We all agreed we'd dose together whenever that moment came. We chose the survival knife, as I was very handy with one and had the training to use it.




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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: remake] * 1
    #26793875 - 06/30/20 07:07 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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remake said:
:nonono:

My team and I might have a lot of tension between us, but I mean...

"Tension is what is required to fire an arrow at the proper velocity" - remake

No doubt we will win...




The first 20 days though just weeds out those who can't survive, but once the super group is formed the goal is to make it to the end together...so the question is who will be there on day 40

And then on day 40 the shroomery pub bus picks everyone up for the season after party where there's copious amounts of psychedelics and mdma


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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: Niffla]
    #26793895 - 06/30/20 07:24 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Exclusive leaked (no pun intended) clip from season 1. Spirit had diarrhea and pooped near camp and Cosmic stepped on it and lets him know about it.

Could be a game changer



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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: Niffla] * 3
    #26793896 - 06/30/20 07:24 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Oh, I see...

Well, then...my conclusion remains the same.

I shall be in the winning team.

If anyone of us doesn't make it to the supergroup, it would be Blind Ass who gets lost in a cave looking at cave paintings while tripping on DMT.

If 1234go doesn't make it, it would be because he cannot deal with food that doesn't come from a 5 star restaurant served by exotic circus monkeys.


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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: remake]
    #26793909 - 06/30/20 07:30 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Spirit Shadow



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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: remake] * 1
    #26793912 - 06/30/20 07:31 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

I hate you so much right now.

First you take over the chicken wing thread with your shitposting stamina. Now this?


:nonono:


Not faiiiiir.




:okay:


As long as I can still come to the after party I guess.


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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: pirate-blues]
    #26793918 - 06/30/20 07:34 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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As long as I can still come to the after party I guess.




I think you'd definitely make it if it weren't for that nyala charging you and fucking you up which will lead to your emergency medical extraction :wink:


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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: Niffla] * 2
    #26793920 - 06/30/20 07:36 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

goddamnit it's just like prom all over again


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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: pirate-blues]
    #26793923 - 06/30/20 07:37 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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goddamnit it's just like prom all over again




:canthelpbutlaugh:


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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: pirate-blues]
    #26793924 - 06/30/20 07:37 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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pirate-blues said:
I hate you so much right now.

First you take over the chicken wing thread with your shitposting stamina. Now this?






He'd like to think that he took it over, but he actually helped the cause, and proved our point that wings turn brains to slop....


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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: 1234go]
    #26793926 - 06/30/20 07:37 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

so sloppy :sadyes:


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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: Niffla] * 3
    #26793931 - 06/30/20 07:39 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

More leaked footage from season 1

Pirate Blues finds coconuts and drinks crotch water



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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: Niffla] * 3
    #26793935 - 06/30/20 07:42 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

I can truly imagine that happening...:sadyes:


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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: remake] * 1
    #26793936 - 06/30/20 07:43 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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If 1234go doesn't make it, it would be because he cannot deal with food that doesn't come from a 5 star restaurant served by exotic circus monkeys.





I'd rather eat at a soup kitchen than any dumb wing joint...

I'll eat leaves off of wild plants that've had snails crawling all over em before I'd pick up a damn chicken wing.


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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: Niffla] * 2
    #26793940 - 06/30/20 07:44 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

:rofl:


ommmmmmmmmmmmmg


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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: 1234go]
    #26793941 - 06/30/20 07:44 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

WHAT'S THAT? :crankey:



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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: remake]
    #26793945 - 06/30/20 07:49 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: 1234go] * 2
    #26793959 - 06/30/20 07:59 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

I'm sorry, man...Let's just put our differences aside and make it to the supergroup.

I'll make you an ostrich egg omelette with nyala cheese and baboon mince. This will be a metaphor for our peace treaty.

:awepreciation:


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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: 1234go] * 3
    #26793966 - 06/30/20 08:00 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Touching moment -- ham head and koods sharing body warmth because a rainy cold front blew in



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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: remake] * 3
    #26793974 - 06/30/20 08:04 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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remake said:
I'm sorry, man...Let's just put our differences aside and make it to the supergroup.

I'll make you an ostrich egg omelette with nyala cheese and baboon mince. This will be a metaphor for our peace treaty.

:awepreciation:





Sprinkle some chives on top, and we have a deal...


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