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The Blind Ass
Bodhi



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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: CookieCrumbs] 2
#26792252 - 06/29/20 02:24 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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pirate-blues


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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: SARAtonin] 2
#26792258 - 06/29/20 02:26 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Listen. Sara. This is serious now. You try and pull some wing junk with me and I'm gonna set a fucking rope trap and sling you upside down in a tree and let you figure your own shit out. Obviously not that. Maybe I'll dig a big hole instead somewhere you don't expect. but you best watch it. I don't antagonize, because I know my stubbornness will carry me wherever my ego pleases. I'm okay with that for now. I'll ride it straight to victory. But if y'all fuck with me, you're gonna awaken something.
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ichugwindex
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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: pirate-blues] 1
#26792259 - 06/29/20 02:27 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Oh shit the dramas already starting lol
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pirate-blues


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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: ichugwindex] 2
#26792268 - 06/29/20 02:29 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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she started it
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SARAtonin
Violent Dreams


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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: pirate-blues] 1
#26792270 - 06/29/20 02:29 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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You be careful gurl, people disappear out there!
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LogicaL Chaos
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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: Niffla] 2
#26792274 - 06/29/20 02:30 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Niffla said: Also Sara I hate to say it but you could be in trouble because zZZz would drown you in love
zZZz can survive on Love alone! Sorry food and water!
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Niffla



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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: pirate-blues] 1
#26792276 - 06/29/20 02:31 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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pirate-blues said: Listen. Sara. This is serious now. You try and pull some wing junk with me and I'm gonna set a fucking rope trap and sling you upside down

Btw I edited the season 1 trailer/preview, instead of 1234go dragging you it's remake dragging you to go after some chicken wings
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Niffla



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Quote:
LogicaL Chaos said:
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Niffla said: Also Sara I hate to say it but you could be in trouble because zZZz would drown you in love
zZZz can survive on Love alone! Sorry food and water! 
Idk man his love reaches dangerous levels flooding the blood stream so much that it could cause stroke or even death
On another note I think 1234go might tap out early, he's a very high brow individual who is used to living a life of luxury. He'd struggle mightily through 9 or 10 days and then check out.
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remake


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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: Niffla] 3
#26792298 - 06/29/20 02:38 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Team B: 1234go, Blind Ass, remake.
After extracting all the DMT from an acacia tree branch, and brewing a brew that would be enough to knock over a full grown elephant, I will summon the knowledge of the bushveld from African spirits.
It will take just one day for us to fashion clothes, bows and arrows, as well as establish a homestead.
Really no competition at all. You guys are fucked.
Imagine this being us 3, only white, and severely sun burnt.
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SARAtonin
Violent Dreams


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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: remake] 2
#26792306 - 06/29/20 02:39 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Oh shit I forget, remake is on his home terf.
That team needs to be the first to go.
Hey guys, does anyone in this thread like chicken wings?
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remake


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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: SARAtonin] 3
#26792317 - 06/29/20 02:42 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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In the African wilderness we only dine on Ostrich.
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LogicaL Chaos
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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: remake] 1
#26792327 - 06/29/20 02:46 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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I bet it tastes just like chicken 
Ever hunted one down before?
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Niffla



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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: remake] 3
#26792336 - 06/29/20 02:49 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Pirate Blues' demise would be a foregone conclusion too. Remember that crazy psycho stalker killer deer that has it out for her? Imagine what this nyala would do to her

Yikes
Handwriting is on the wall
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remake


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Believe it or not, it actually looks and tastes more like red meat. It's really good.
Only animals I've hunted before, is Springbok

and Impala

But for real, I'm a city boy...Been on a few hunting trips...But it'll be tough for me too, yo...Maybe I can get training though before it all begins.
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remake


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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: Niffla] 1
#26792344 - 06/29/20 02:53 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Niffla said: Pirate Blues' demise would be a foregone conclusion too. Remember that crazy psycho stalker killer deer that has it out for her? Imagine what this nyala would do to her

Yikes
Handwriting is on the wall
They are big, will definitely not go well...
There's the Kudu too...
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pirate-blues


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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: Niffla] 3
#26792348 - 06/29/20 02:55 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Niffla said: Pirate Blues' demise would be a foregone conclusion too. Remember that crazy psycho stalker killer deer that has it out for her? Imagine what this nyala would do to her

Yikes
Handwriting is on the wall
I will have you know that murder deer and I have made ammends! Okay! Probably! Idk, there's a lot more than the ones just in the picture that hang around here.

I know how to train horses, I'll grab a motherfucking zebra and idk...probably not eat it I don't think I could to that, use it to cover grounds to collect resources.
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nooneman


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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: Niffla] 9
#26792370 - 06/29/20 03:04 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Niffla said: Team A: Cookie Crumbs, Pirate Blues, Tantrika.
Team B: 1234go, Blind Ass, remake.
Team C: Koods, Ham Head.
Team D: Saratonin, zZZz.
Team E: Asante, Patlal.
Team F: Spirit Shadow, Cosmic, Sheekle.
My predictions:
Team F spends all its time tripping on acid and doesn't accomplish anything. When the teams are supposed to come together, Team F cannot be found because they've wandered into the forest tripping balls. They are never seen again, but there are persistent rumors that team F has discovered the secrets to life, and anyone who manages to find them in the forest will become enlightened.
Team Asante starts strong with asante trapping food and making fire and shelter, but then asante's spirit guide tells him that he needs to help others who are less fortunate. Asante spends all his time trying to help other teams while patlal plays poker and talks about the deeper meaning of cards and the usefulness of cards in the forest. Patlal is convinced he can win enough through poker to provide food and shelter. Asante locates a remote african tribe and helps them bring water to their village and educate and feed their children. He is adopted by the tribe and taps out so he can focus on raising orphaned children.
Team saratonin starts off badly when zZZz brings nothing but love. Thing go downhill further when zZZz just wants to spend all his time spreading love. Sara has to do everything herself and ends up spending most of her time trying to "motivate" zZZz (read: yelling a lot because zZZz just wants to spread the love). This comes to a head when some of the other teams take pity on zZZz and give him stuff, resulting in saratonin savagely beating zZZz.
Team koods initially does okay, but quickly gets sidetracked debating politics. Ham head and koods end up splitting up over political differences, yet still somehow manage to spend most of their time debating politics. They end up solving most of the world's problems, but fail to build shelter or find food.
Team 1234go starts strong with all team members working together building the best shelter and capturing the most food, but personal drama takes over and the team members spend most of their time fighting. They end up splitting up and building 3 separate camps that are close enough that they can still yell at each other. It ends up like one long version of the American Chopper meme.
Team A ends up winning because they're the only team that managed to stay relatively on task. They're functional and work together. Panic briefly ensues when some wild growing opium is located by pirate blues, but by that point the competition is close enough to ending that the momentum they built prior to the discovery still puts them ahead of the other teams.
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remake


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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: pirate-blues] 3
#26792377 - 06/29/20 03:08 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Good luck snatching a Zebra, they often travel with other animals, like this mafaca...
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The Blind Ass
Bodhi



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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: remake] 3
#26792379 - 06/29/20 03:09 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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remake said:
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Team B: 1234go, Blind Ass, remake.
After extracting all the DMT from an acacia tree branch, and brewing a brew that would be enough to knock over a full grown elephant, I will summon the knowledge of the bushveld from African spirits.
It will take just one day for us to fashion clothes, bows and arrows, as well as establish a homestead.
Really no competition at all. You guys are fucked.
Imagine this being us 3, only white, and severely sun burnt.]
YES. The 3 of us Coasting On DMT all 40 days MF’ers! Check us out below..
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Texas Honey Badger
No fucks given



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Re: Naked & Afraid XL Pub Edition [Re: remake]
#26792380 - 06/29/20 03:10 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Are they like best of friends?
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