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Re: Picking up a new hobby... Lock Picking. [Re: Amanita86]
    #26778946 - 06/24/20 10:20 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

The Post Office sent me thru a lock picking course back in 1985
No spicey meatball this time:crankey:


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Re: Picking up a new hobby... Cock Flicking. [Re: Amanita86]
    #26779169 - 06/24/20 11:29 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: Picking up a new hobby... Lock Picking. [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
    #26780592 - 06/24/20 10:23 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

What all did they teach you?  How in depth did they get?

I got my picks today and just picked my door lock...:fuckyeah::leocheers::snowman::crankey:


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Re: Picking up a new hobby... Lock Picking. [Re: Amanita86]
    #26781608 - 06/25/20 09:13 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

you shouldnt practice on important locks, when we were teenages we played around with lockpicking, we practiced on the same lock for weeks, by the end the lock was so worn out you could open it with any key and a little shaking


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Re: Picking up a new hobby... Lock Picking. [Re: gopher]
    #26781613 - 06/25/20 09:15 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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you shouldnt practice on important locks, when we were teenages we played around with lockpicking, we practiced on the same lock for weeks, by the end the lock was so worn out you could open it with any key and a little shaking



Kinda like your mom?:rimshot:

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Re: Picking up a new hobby... Lock Picking. [Re: Amanita86]
    #26781640 - 06/25/20 09:27 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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What all did they teach you?  How in depth did they get?



How to get back into safes using different combos
And all kinds of other locks
It was a government taught course, i had to get security clearance to attend the course


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Re: Picking up a new hobby... Lock Picking. [Re: gopher]
    #26781675 - 06/25/20 09:47 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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you shouldnt practice on important locks, when we were teenages we played around with lockpicking, we practiced on the same lock for weeks, by the end the lock was so worn out you could open it with any key and a little shaking



Wut lol. Locks are made to take 100,000 cycles or more and pics are not as damaging as the key itself


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Re: Picking up a new hobby... Lock Picking. [Re: bodhisatta]
    #26781684 - 06/25/20 09:50 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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bodhisatta said:and pics are not as damaging as the key itself




maybe for an experienced lock picker, I totally dont believe this for someone just learning


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Re: Picking up a new hobby... Lock Picking. [Re: Amanita86] * 1
    #26781694 - 06/25/20 09:52 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

I might not be a lock picker, but I'm a picker. Picked me up a few ditch gators for dinner about took my hand off by the railroad.

Them ditch gators are no joke:themoreyouknow:


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Re: Picking up a new hobby... Lock Picking. [Re: gopher]
    #26781847 - 06/25/20 10:59 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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bodhisatta said:and pics are not as damaging as the key itself




maybe for an experienced lock picker, I totally dont believe this for someone just learning



I mean if you're raping the lock with a metal pick you might scratch up a driver pin but you wont change its length so the key would still work.


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Re: Picking up a new hobby... Lock Picking. [Re: Fiery]
    #26781875 - 06/25/20 11:15 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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I might not be a lock picker, but I'm a picker. Picked me up a few ditch gators for dinner about took my hand off by the railroad.

Them ditch gators are no joke:themoreyouknow:




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I hear them ditch gators been breeding lika buncha love sick rabbits after reuniting - must be peak ditch season again  :crankey:


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Re: Picking up a new hobby... Lock Picking. [Re: bodhisatta]
    #26782771 - 06/25/20 05:54 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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bodhisatta said:
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gopher said:
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bodhisatta said:and pics are not as damaging as the key itself




maybe for an experienced lock picker, I totally dont believe this for someone just learning



I mean if you're raping the lock with a metal pick you might scratch up a driver pin but you wont change its length so the key would still work.




Have definitely seen locks worn by picks. Steel picks rubbing on brass is going to do something vs a key made of brass that actually has a little lead In it for smooth cutting.

Not going to happen instantly but have you ever seen an electric pick gun you can see the brass particles flying out of the key way.

Also not destroyed but have seen locks stop working from dislodged master pins from over vigorous picking.


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Re: Picking up a new hobby... Lock Picking. [Re: Amanita86]
    #26782784 - 06/25/20 05:58 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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I got my picks today and just picked my door lock...:fuckyeah::leocheers::snowman::crankey:





THe only reason you did that is because other lock picks have been doing it and you need a new lock.


One does not become a professional lockpick overnight :yoda:


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Re: Picking up a new hobby... Lock Picking. [Re: Fiery]
    #26782830 - 06/25/20 06:13 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

He could pick a brand new crap lock even as a beginner

It’s all to do with tolerances


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Re: Picking up a new hobby... Lock Picking. [Re: sharpie117]
    #26782842 - 06/25/20 06:18 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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He could pick a brand new crap lock even as a beginner

It’s all to do with tolerances





So, like, could you tolerate it as he picked YOUR lock?

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Re: Picking up a new hobby... Lock Picking. [Re: Fiery] * 1
    #26782867 - 06/25/20 06:28 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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I got my picks today and just picked my door lock...:fuckyeah::leocheers::snowman::crankey:





THe only reason you did that is because other lock picks have been doing it and you need a new lock.


One does not become a professional lockpick overnight :yoda:





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Re: Picking up a new hobby... Lock Picking. [Re: Amanita86]
    #26782881 - 06/25/20 06:33 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Now that you are a Jedi lock picker Amanita please don’t try to undercut locksmiths trying to make some crust


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Re: Picking up a new hobby... Lock Picking. [Re: sharpie117] * 1
    #26782894 - 06/25/20 06:40 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

You guys are still making me paranoid. Do I need motion detectors and cameras and shit facing all my locks? Trap doors? Seriously what would it take to actually deter this type of behavior? Perhaps a draw bridge?


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Re: Picking up a new hobby... Lock Picking. [Re: ichugwindex]
    #26782902 - 06/25/20 06:44 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

The sound of a pump action racking on the other side of the door


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Re: Picking up a new hobby... Lock Picking. [Re: ichugwindex]
    #26782912 - 06/25/20 06:48 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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You guys are still making me paranoid. Do I need motion detectors and cameras and shit facing all my locks? Trap doors? Seriously what would it take to actually deter this type of behavior? Perhaps a draw bridge?





Cameras would help. but more secret  holdings, and trapdoors to dungeons with the secret government LSD project.


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