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Invisibletoad857
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mushrooms look like penises.
    #2676128 - 05/13/04 09:56 PM (20 years, 8 months ago)

....you've thought about it, too.

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OfflineAeolus1369
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Re: mushrooms look like penises. [Re: toad857]
    #2676345 - 05/13/04 10:40 PM (20 years, 8 months ago)

Ya...heard of penis envy?

--Aeolus

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InvisibleHallucinogen
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Re: mushrooms look like penises. [Re: toad857]
    #2676469 - 05/14/04 01:06 AM (20 years, 8 months ago)

They all look like cocks, well some look like deformed cocks but still cocks.


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OfflineFunkyBudah
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Re: mushrooms look like penises. [Re: toad857]
    #2676540 - 05/14/04 01:42 AM (20 years, 8 months ago)

What does this have to do with the forum?

-J

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InvisibleHallucinogen
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Re: mushrooms look like penises. [Re: FunkyBudah]
    #2676560 - 05/14/04 01:50 AM (20 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

FunkyBudah said:
What does this have to do with the forum?

-J




Maybe he looks like penis also, and he wanted to share it.


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OfflineDeathMachine
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Re: mushrooms look like penises. [Re: Hallucinogen]
    #2676847 - 05/14/04 04:11 AM (20 years, 8 months ago)

this is the first thing my gf notice about mushrooms...

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Offlinetimeslip
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Re: mushrooms look like penises. [Re: DeathMachine]
    #2676992 - 05/14/04 07:11 AM (20 years, 8 months ago)

My wife noticed it too when the first shroom started growing! Is this a chick thing?

timeslip

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Offlinedoc34
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Re: mushrooms look like penises. [Re: toad857]
    #2677004 - 05/14/04 07:21 AM (20 years, 8 months ago)

yeah,mine also said they looked like mouse peters!
but she recanted that after I asked her how she knew what mouse peters looked like!lol


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Offlinexmercury
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Re: mushrooms look like penises. [Re: doc34]
    #2677255 - 05/14/04 09:18 AM (20 years, 8 months ago)

all I can say is I almost died doc.
HAHAHAHa


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Invisibletoad857
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Re: mushrooms look like penises. [Re: Hallucinogen]
    #2677399 - 05/14/04 10:12 AM (20 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Hallucinogen said:
Quote:

FunkyBudah said:
What does this have to do with the forum?

-J




Maybe he looks like penis also, and he wanted to share it.





I do look like a penis. a penis with a person coming out of the end of it.

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OfflineHaveABeer420
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Re: mushrooms look like penises. [Re: toad857]
    #2678756 - 05/14/04 03:26 PM (20 years, 8 months ago)

Did YOU ever think that maybe penises look like mushrooms?


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OfflineHaveABeer420
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Re: mushrooms look like penises. [Re: toad857]
    #2678762 - 05/14/04 03:26 PM (20 years, 8 months ago)

Or should that be penii?


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Re: mushrooms look like penises. [Re: HaveABeer420]
    #2679796 - 05/14/04 07:49 PM (20 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

HaveABeer420 said:
Or should that be penii?



haha, its penes I guess


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InvisibleDrinkAbsinthe
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Re: mushrooms look like penises. [Re: LuNaTiX]
    #2679922 - 05/14/04 08:15 PM (20 years, 8 months ago)

It's penises due to it's latin root. Just like viruses is "viruses" not "virii".


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InvisibleJohn
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Re: mushrooms look like penises. [Re: DrinkAbsinthe]
    #2680043 - 05/14/04 08:40 PM (20 years, 8 months ago)

why thank you for clearing that up :smirk: :tongue:


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Re: mushrooms look like penises. [Re: John]
    #2680070 - 05/14/04 08:46 PM (20 years, 8 months ago)

:cool:
..tomorrow.. will be fun, that reminds me, i have to find one of my fire pois...


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OfflineDNICEONER
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Re: mushrooms look like penises. [Re: DrinkAbsinthe]
    #2680308 - 05/14/04 10:01 PM (20 years, 8 months ago)

thats pretty homoerotic of you all to think about dicks when seeing mushrooms..... i bet there are plenty of other things that remind you of dick as well....


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Offlineredone
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Re: mushrooms look like penises. [Re: toad857]
    #2680393 - 05/14/04 10:29 PM (20 years, 8 months ago)

As a female, that's one of the many joys of cultivation . . . I love popping open the chamber and seeing my own little "Penis Patch"! At least for me (a female, ahem . . .) it is a female thing. For you guys: Hell, you've got dicks. You should know dick when you see dick, so seeing something that looks that much like your morning stiffy should . . . nevermind. I won't even go there!


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OfflineTripleB
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Re: mushrooms look like penises. [Re: redone]
    #2680414 - 05/14/04 10:38 PM (20 years, 8 months ago)

who is this chick dissing us and were is her leesh? lol

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Offlineredone
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Re: mushrooms look like penises. [Re: TripleB]
    #2680451 - 05/14/04 10:50 PM (20 years, 8 months ago)

Triple, I don't wear my LEASH on the weekends . . . I took it off early this week. I really prefer the collar by itself. Granted the leash does go nicely with my . . . LMFAO


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OfflineCornelius
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Re: mushrooms look like penises. [Re: toad857]
    #2680506 - 05/14/04 11:05 PM (20 years, 8 months ago)

yeah, shrooms certainly look like little albino red-knobbed cocks...


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OfflineRoseM
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Re: mushrooms look like penises. [Re: toad857]
    #2680592 - 05/14/04 11:27 PM (20 years, 8 months ago)

They look nothing like 'em...



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Invisibletoad857
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Re: mushrooms look like penises. [Re: DNICEONER]
    #2680823 - 05/15/04 12:24 AM (20 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

DNICEONER said:
thats pretty homoerotic of you all to think about dicks when seeing mushrooms.....  i bet there are plenty of other things that remind you of dick as well....




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Edited by toad857 (05/15/04 12:26 AM)

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Re: mushrooms look like penises. [Re: redone]
    #2681007 - 05/15/04 01:16 AM (20 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

redone said:
As a female, that's one of the many joys of cultivation . . . I love popping open the chamber and seeing my own little "Penis Patch"! At least for me (a female, ahem . . .) it is a female thing. For you guys: Hell, you've got dicks. You should know dick when you see dick, so seeing something that looks that much like your morning stiffy should . . . nevermind. I won't even go there!




:lol:

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