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panne cyanne
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: A.k.a]
#26722779 - 06/05/20 09:07 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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if you know how to get a full size blue plastic kiddie pool into an empty bedroom.
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ModularMind
M.P.F.



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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: panne cyanne]
#26722780 - 06/05/20 09:10 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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panne cyanne said: if you know how to get a full size blue plastic kiddie pool into an empty bedroom.
After spawning.
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: ModularMind] 1
#26722813 - 06/05/20 09:27 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Somebody dubbed the pools I gotta look it up.
Obviously you’d spawn it wherever it was going to stay.
I just looked through that outdoor gt grow with the buried hose, insane yield off six quarts cuz of the manure and straw I guess. It says 26oz dry first flush.
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Goatrider
Rhythm Guitarist



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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: A.k.a] 1
#26730342 - 06/09/20 12:51 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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...you`ve got some ugly kids, and cut out tiny pieces from them to transfer on agar to grow them pretty
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bare.whiterabbit
Lapin Blanc



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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Goatrider] 1
#26733897 - 06/10/20 09:25 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Goatrider said: ...you`ve got some ugly kids, and cut out tiny pieces from them to transfer on agar to grow them pretty

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poisoned
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You don't need any additional heating in your house because you're running your PC all the time.
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Goatrider
Rhythm Guitarist



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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: poisoned]
#26738132 - 06/11/20 10:31 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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...you cling-wrap your wife after inoculation, and put her in the garden for colonizing.
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vinnie boombotz
Reggaejunkiejew


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Goatrider]
#26738259 - 06/11/20 11:38 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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You're shed looks like Ted Kaczynski's
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vinnie boombotz
Reggaejunkiejew


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Goatrider]
#26738262 - 06/11/20 11:39 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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That reminds me of an episode of are you afraid of the dark where people were sleeping in Tupperware
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TedsDead


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wasnt that eerie indiana?
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vinnie boombotz
Reggaejunkiejew


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: TedsDead]
#26738692 - 06/12/20 05:16 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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No this is that grandma's house it was definitely cable. Maybe it was Goosebumps
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ManifoldPrime
Per Ardua Ad Astra



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You might be a mycologist if you regularly debate if you should be allowed to call yourself a mycologist when all you do is put bits of vegan jello on sweaty horse/bird feed, and havent updated your lab book in a year.
You might be a mycologist if youre more interested in the little garden shrooms that pop out of your seedling pots than the actual plants you sowed next to them.
You might be a mycologist if you run of innoculant so you put more spores to agar, and 3 days later consider putting more spores to agar of varieties you already have just to have something to do.
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You're shed looks like Ted Kaczynski's
Everyone's shed should look like Kaczynski's IMO, dude even made his own screws, more self sufficiency is desperately needed people! The industrial revolution and its conse-AHHH WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME!
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Goatrider
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...your wife complains about yellow and brown stains in your pants, and you tell her it`s metabolites.
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Goatrider
Rhythm Guitarist



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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Goatrider]
#26753105 - 06/18/20 12:25 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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...you make your roommates believe, H2O2 is another astromech droid from star wars
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Spirit-Crusher
DOOM HIPPIE


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Goatrider]
#26753191 - 06/18/20 01:28 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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You have signs taped on tubs directing your guests to the bathroom
You run the AC in the dead of winter to off set the heat of all your pressure cookers. Because opening the windows would make the neighbors ask questions about the maraca band that is playing in your kitchen.
You ask the pet store clerk to order you a 100 bricks of coir. And have a funny cover story that your raising a komodo dragon.
You have driven to 5 walmarts in a day buying them out of jars, plastic lids, alcohol, and gloves.
The storage bin aisle in any store is like the porn section of video stores when you were 10 years old.
You only turn your flow hood off because your eating and your work bench is your kitchen table.
You've prepped so much grain in the last year that if you don't become a celiac, your kids will.
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You open your phones picture app and this is the overview
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eLeSDenes
Mycelium Expander




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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: A.k.a]
#26753982 - 06/18/20 10:42 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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A.k.a said: You open your phones picture app and this is the overview

accurate I even made an album called shrooms for this content, so when I show pictures to family they see people and other shit.
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poisoned
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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: A.k.a]
#26757194 - 06/19/20 11:54 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Nice
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Smartattack
C'mon man



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#26757593 - 06/19/20 02:13 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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people and other shit.
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alaskappalachian
Entitiologist


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Re: You Might Be A Mycologist If... [Re: Smartattack]
#26757821 - 06/19/20 03:57 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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If you've replaced every item in your monthly Amazon subscribe-and-save with mycology supplies...
If you water your still-partially-hydrated woodlover beds before your dried up vegetable plants...
If you carry gallon ziplocs in your day pack on walks to shove horse patties in that you find on the trail...
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