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InvisiblePinkerton
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Stuff that will happen soon.
    #26754177 - 06/18/20 11:59 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

The Second Coming of Christ

Me Getting Laid

Full Government Disclosure (re: aliens and UFOs)

The Greys will reveal themselves

An over-unity device will be built

The Dawn of a New Golden Age (a spiritual shift)

The End of The World



Edited by Pinkerton (11/02/21 11:48 AM)


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Re: Stuff that will happen soon. [Re: Pinkerton]
    #26754191 - 06/18/20 12:04 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

This thread will get locked.

:lockdance:


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InvisiblePinkerton
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Re: Stuff that will happen soon. [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #26754198 - 06/18/20 12:07 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Where is the ducking key?


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Re: Stuff that will happen soon. [Re: Pinkerton]
    #26754200 - 06/18/20 12:08 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Do you think you could parlay that into something we might discuss, Pinkerton?


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Re: Stuff that will happen soon. [Re: DividedQuantum]
    #26754205 - 06/18/20 12:11 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Yes, do any of you people believe anything like this will ever happen? What are the chances of such things happening? Pick one or several from the list.


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Re: Stuff that will happen soon. [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #26754210 - 06/18/20 12:13 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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OrgoneConclusion said:
This thread will get locked.

:lockdance:




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Re: Stuff that will happen soon. [Re: Pinkerton]
    #26754240 - 06/18/20 12:28 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Pentagon has already publicly disclosed validity of some older leaked UFO footage.
CIA has myriad of public info on MK ultra and Gateway process on how to contact with higher intelligences and breaking the space time boundaries of 3D material universe.
The over-unity device you mention I'm assuming is perhaps neural link from Elon and company? An attempt to interface the human brain with virtual reality and A.I.
Second coming of christ, perhaps some kind of metamorphoses of the collective or a wave of christ like bodhishattvic consciousness begins to ripple across the world. I feel it but hey these things usually take aeons, but as you can see the world is changing rapidly! exciting times...


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Re: Stuff that will happen soon. [Re: Pinkerton]
    #26754425 - 06/18/20 02:00 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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Pinkerton said:
Me Getting Laid

The Second Coming of Christ....

The Greys will reveal themselves ...




The real question is: Will Christ finally get laid?

and will the Greys be watching him getting laid?

or watching internet or intergalactic porn instead?


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Re: Stuff that will happen soon. [Re: laughingdog]
    #26754854 - 06/18/20 04:14 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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The real question is: Will Christ finally get laid?





By a female...


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Re: Stuff that will happen soon. [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #26754904 - 06/18/20 04:32 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

If the 2nd coming was literally true Jesus would have a harder time than the first go around.  If I had to imagine something it would be that if he literally reincarnated upon earth again or however that story is told (I don’t believe it literally- more a myth for ourselves - with he being an archetype) , I’d like it he came back and fell in love with a wonderful earth woman and had a few children and got to raise them as a father within a loving family - that way he could really have the full human experience.

I’m surprised in the biblical narrative that he didn’t pass on his powers by having children who acted like guardians over each generation via there own children and so on and so forth.  The bloodline!  The spice!

That’d be a cooler story.


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Re: Stuff that will happen soon. [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26754915 - 06/18/20 04:41 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

I haven't had a "second coming" since my 50s. :cryariver:


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Re: Stuff that will happen soon. [Re: Pinkerton]
    #26754918 - 06/18/20 04:42 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Pinkerton said:
Me Getting Laid

The Second Coming of Christ

Full Government Disclosure (re: aliens and UFOs)

The Greys will reveal themselves

An over-unity device will be built

The Dawn of a New Golden Age (a spiritual shift)

The End of The World






The most likely thing in your list to happen is you getting laid, though I guess it depends on what one qualifies as the end of the world.

Good luck. :thumbup:


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Re: Stuff that will happen soon. [Re: Rahz]
    #26755247 - 06/18/20 06:48 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

So you think he may find a partner with compatible beliefs?
I guess stranger things have happened?...


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Re: Stuff that will happen soon. [Re: laughingdog]
    #26755407 - 06/18/20 07:34 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: Stuff that will happen soon. [Re: laughingdog]
    #26755473 - 06/18/20 07:59 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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laughingdog said:
So you think he may find a partner with compatible beliefs?
I guess stranger things have happened?...




I was thinking that sometimes girls are just horny and want to give it a go. :ohwell:


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Re: Stuff that will happen soon. [Re: Rahz]
    #26755483 - 06/18/20 08:02 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Physicists have proven mathematically, that even with an infinity of parallel universes (universii?) Pinkerton could not get laid. :sorry:



Someone here could doublecheck my work for errors.


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Re: Stuff that will happen soon. [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #26755620 - 06/18/20 08:51 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Liquid Lounge sounded much more sexy. Sometimes you just have to wear the right hat.

And it doesn't look like you figured Murphy's law into the equation...


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Edited by Rahz (06/18/20 08:58 PM)


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Re: Stuff that will happen soon. [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #26756203 - 06/19/20 02:30 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

OrgoneConclusion said:
Quote:

The real question is: Will Christ finally get laid?





By a female...



He is invicible to young hot chicks for some reason. So let's suffer.
:cheersyoufuck:


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Re: Stuff that will happen soon. [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #26756210 - 06/19/20 02:35 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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Physicists have proven mathematically, that even with an infinity of parallel universes (universii?) Pinkerton could not get laid. :sorry:



Someone here could doublecheck my work for errors.




An old insecure pig is laying me as I write this. :shrug:


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