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Re: Have you ever outrun, outsmarted or outmaneuvered the police? [Re: Obie1989]
#26751817 - 06/17/20 02:17 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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ive been polite each time
theyre thugs for the corporate state but i dont hold it against them
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Northerner
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Re: Have you ever outrun, outsmarted or outmaneuvered the police? [Re: Obie1989] 2
#26751877 - 06/17/20 02:41 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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One time when I was still in school my mate stole a couple of starting guns (loud cap vuns for races) and we took them in the park late at night and started firing them. Suddenly we had the attention of every police officer in the whole district. As I walked into this building site just near the park I tucked the gun under a fence railing then suddenly a spotlight was on me. Cops jumped out and started yelling. I scaled a 6ft wall with a ledge then a 6ft fence, cops were to old to be nimble like that. Then I was in someone's yard but the hunt intensified. I ran down the side of the house, across the road, down the side of the next place, scaled the fence, down the side of the house, and so on for a good long while. I could hear cop cars flying around everywhere looking for me. Finally made it out of the suburb and ran along an embankment until I made it to a service station. Called my Mum to come and get me. On the way back home I counted about 20 police vehicles that included response vans and even a fucking helicopter. My mate was sat in my room when I got home. My Mum had seen him come in and go to my room, thought we were both in there. Should have gone the way he went up the hill and straight home and not into that building site.
Another time I got caught with acid by police but they left it within reach of me, the moment his head turned slightly I just reached out and pressed it onto my finger and ate it, he didn't even see me do it. Cop went nuts when I denied it ever existed... Lol. He was such a fucking smug git when he found it as well. Was tripping hard by the time I got ejected out of the cop shop.
So many close ones over the years, though quiet times now. Must be getting old.
Edited by Northerner (06/17/20 02:59 PM)
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Re: Have you ever outrun, outsmarted or outmaneuvered the police? [Re: Northerner]
#26751904 - 06/17/20 02:57 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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That does not sound like a good way to start a trip.
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Northerner
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Re: Have you ever outrun, outsmarted or outmaneuvered the police? [Re: Obie1989]
#26751923 - 06/17/20 03:05 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Felt pretty awesome when they let me go with a meaningless warning though. 
Can't remember what I did that trip, but I remember the mega high and elation walking down the street away from the cop shop.
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Re: Have you ever outrun, outsmarted or outmaneuvered the police? [Re: Northerner]
#26751936 - 06/17/20 03:10 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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I could see that. Rough start though. Glad it turned out all right
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: Have you ever outrun, outsmarted or outmaneuvered the police? [Re: Obie1989]
#26751996 - 06/17/20 03:36 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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I picked up some coke one night and me being the stupid fuck I was at the time had to do a key bump while sitting at a stop sign about 2-3am. I go to turn and drop the baggie in my lap! I pull over to the side of the road and begin scooping what I could that fell out (luckily it was rocky and good) and a cop drives right by me and never stopped or shone a light on me! I got back in my car and drove home freaking the fuck out. Made it home safely that night.
Another time: Tripping hard with a couple people and one of them happened to be a sheriffs nephew or something, another guy is a black guy, it's about 2am or so. There's a cooler in the backseat with me with beer, I had a a quarter of weed and 2 warrants for unpaid traffic tickets (I know ). Black dudes old mercedes we're in has a fucking tail light out.
We get pulled over, I'm saying "fuck, I'm going to jail, I got two warrants!" Black dude says real calmly, "no ones going to jail, calm down. We're all tripping (don't trip and drive people!). Cop gets all our id's and asks for the insurance. Black dude has a messy car/glovebox/console. He's looking through papers and shit, me and the other guy are saying, "just take the ticket man, show proof later" etc... he sees some papers and says" ohh, lottery ticket!" I'm fucking freaking in the backseat by the cooler of beer.
Finally he's almost done and says to me, "you, can you step back here please". I had stuffed the quarter of weed between the cushions of the backseat and didn't have any L on me. He says, "you know you have two warrants for tickets" I'm like, "Yeah, I was going to take care of those tomorrow". He lets me go telling me to be sure and take care of them etc...I know it was because that one guy was related to a sheriff.
Later on as we are still driving out to the county where the sheriffs relatives guy lives we get pulled over AGAIN! We say we just got a ticket for no insurance, we're almost home and kind of laughing and saying we know etc...he let's us go and says "go straight home now". It was quite an epic summer night that night. There's more to that story too....
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