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Offlineaudiophoenix
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Have you ever outrun, outsmarted or outmaneuvered the police? * 3
    #26751618 - 06/17/20 01:00 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

I recall being maybe 20 and coming upon a police road block where they check registration and inspections and probably sniff for weed as well. I was lapsed on my insurance, had no current registration, my license might have even been suspended at that point. As soon as I saw the cop cars I pulled right into someone's driveway and just parked it behind the house for a minute. Knowing I couldn't stay there I drove out to the road and took off the other way.

I saw a cop in my rear view get in his car and it seemed he was on to me. I took a quick turn at the next intersection and started booking it down a side road. I turned into a development just as another cop was passing me with lights on in the opposite direction and I caught a glimpse of the break lights as he was slamming on his breaks to turn around. My heart was racing and I knew I was already fucked. I decided to keep going and so I cruised through the neighborhood and found a driveway with an open garage. Tucked my car in there, shut it off and ducked the fuck down. I saw one cop go by, lights on and clearly looking for me. Lucky for me no one seemed to notice I was in their garage, so after what felt like forever but was probably 10 mins I pulled out and made my way home on back roads.

I felt like a real bad ass, but really it was probably one of my dumber moves that just happened to work out.

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Re: Have you ever outrun, outsmarted or outmaneuvered the police? [Re: audiophoenix]
    #26751629 - 06/17/20 01:04 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Wow! That's astonishing.

I never had to do anything like that. Cops just never pay attention to me.

The postal, however, is a different story. Screw drug prohibition. Let all pharmaceuticals (not just weed and acid) be legalized and regulated.


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Re: Have you ever outrun, outsmarted or outmaneuvered the police? [Re: Totodile386]
    #26751637 - 06/17/20 01:06 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

I have only been able to give the cops the slip whilst upon a skateboard.



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Re: Have you ever outrun, outsmarted or outmaneuvered the police? [Re: Dilsnique]
    #26751647 - 06/17/20 01:08 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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Totodile386 said:
Wow! That's astonishing.

I never had to do anything like that. Cops just never pay attention to me.

The postal, however, is a different story. Screw drug prohibition. Let all pharmaceuticals (not just weed and acid) be legalized and regulated.




I haven't had any issues with being targeted by police recently. I used to drive some shit boxes though so that always attracts attention.


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Re: Have you ever outrun, outsmarted or outmaneuvered the police? [Re: Dilsnique] * 1
    #26751656 - 06/17/20 01:13 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

On my various dirt bikes growing up the cops would try to chase us down and kick us off the roads. It was a rather rural place and ATV's, dirt bikes, tractors, were all very common the roads. But with a dirt bike there was no getting caught, you'd head up into the nearest field and off into the forest. No contest really.


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Re: Have you ever outrun, outsmarted or outmaneuvered the police? [Re: audiophoenix]
    #26751661 - 06/17/20 01:15 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

At a friend's house party in my college days the cops showed up (his place was well known to the police) and we scattered like roaches when the lights come on -- there was probably like a half dozen cops and like 20 of us. A handful of us got away. We jumped his backyard fence and were down in the creek. It was at night and you could see their flashlights getting closer but they gave up looking for us. I woulda got arrested because I had an outstanding warrant.

The rest of the group -- like 14 of them got detained and a few got hauled off to jail (for possession or warrants).


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Re: Have you ever outrun, outsmarted or outmaneuvered the police? [Re: audiophoenix]
    #26751662 - 06/17/20 01:15 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Often, in my younger years.

Too old for all that now though.


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Re: Have you ever outrun, outsmarted or outmaneuvered the police? [Re: christopera]
    #26751680 - 06/17/20 01:23 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

When I was a kid smoking weed in public areas, some people stopped my friend and I, like a citizens arrest. They were like "cops are on their way now, you sit right there!" They thought they had us pinned.

I pulled out my phone and started fake talking into the phone like it was some serious shit, I stood up going at it on the phone and just walked a little away from them while babbling nonsense. As as I walked just far enough away I took off running.

Also tricked the cops with a a bag of Salvia, in a Salvia legal state. We's smokin Salvia officer! It worked perfect


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Re: Have you ever outrun, outsmarted or outmaneuvered the police? [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #26751683 - 06/17/20 01:25 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

I passed a breathalyzer test whilst on LSD :shrug:


Ow and another good one. Many years ago my friends and I got busted the last day of the year for setting stuff on fire outside with fireworks.

For some reason I took the brass knuckles my brother gave me with me that day. Carrying those is quite a serious offense where I live.

So I managed to slip them into my sleeve whilst in the back of the police car on route to the station.

They take us inside and for about 2 seconds we are alone in a small room.

Well apparently it being newyears and all, the cops had a bunch of "oliebollen" (traditional Dutch food) and there was an empty box lying around. I ninja moved the brass knuckles under the box.

The cops returned and we got frisked and put in the holding cell.

We matched our story to the fires being an accident from the fireworks we were throwing around and after a couple hours they released us

Good times


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Re: Have you ever outrun, outsmarted or outmaneuvered the police? [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #26751732 - 06/17/20 01:48 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

we hid behind the trees when they shone der light

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Re: Have you ever outrun, outsmarted or outmaneuvered the police? [Re: cannabinated]
    #26751751 - 06/17/20 01:54 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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we hid behind the trees when they shone der light

:paranoid:




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Re: Have you ever outrun, outsmarted or outmaneuvered the police? [Re: audiophoenix]
    #26751757 - 06/17/20 01:58 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Once. But nothing next-level.

In highschool me and a few friends ran naked in the street while drunk. The neighbours called the cops. We just jumped the fence of my friend's house, but they came in. I was hidden in bushes. My friends jumped in the pool for some reason.

We just got a verbal warning. And my friend's dad was pissed at us.


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Re: Have you ever outrun, outsmarted or outmaneuvered the police? [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #26751758 - 06/17/20 01:59 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Many times. I've used the old, "jump into the woods and lay flat on your stomach and don't fucking move a muscle" technique to great effect a few times. Alas, those days are over. Im currently on the tail end of a 6 year prison bid and it's all straight and narrow for me from here on out.


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Re: Have you ever outrun, outsmarted or outmaneuvered the police? [Re: Obie1989] * 1
    #26751769 - 06/17/20 02:01 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

u wish u had trees arid climate boi :snub:


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Re: Have you ever outrun, outsmarted or outmaneuvered the police? [Re: remake] * 1
    #26751775 - 06/17/20 02:02 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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Once. But nothing next-level.

In highschool me and a few friends ran naked in the street while drunk. The neighbours called the cops. We just jumped the fence of my friend's house, but they came in. I was hidden in bushes. My friends jumped in the pool for some reason.

We just got a verbal warning. And my friend's dad was pissed at us.




I for sure have a similar story. Friends mooning cars at night, of course one of them is a state trooper and rolled up on them bare asses and began pursuit. Friends baled into the woods and called us from another friends house in the next development where my friends mom was making them grilled cheeses. We went and picked them up and enjoyed some mom foods.


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Re: Have you ever outrun, outsmarted or outmaneuvered the police? [Re: audiophoenix]
    #26751789 - 06/17/20 02:07 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

I've also hidden in thorns. It's all well and good going in but the climb out is a bitch after you've been laying there for an hour and your adrenaline wears off.


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Re: Have you ever outrun, outsmarted or outmaneuvered the police? [Re: Obie1989]
    #26751800 - 06/17/20 02:10 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

getting eaten by a german shep in a bush sounds like a shit way to get arrested


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Re: Have you ever outrun, outsmarted or outmaneuvered the police? [Re: Obie1989]
    #26751805 - 06/17/20 02:12 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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I've also hidden in thorns. It's all well and good going in but the climb out is a bitch after you've been laying there for an hour and your adrenaline wears off.



LOL. Amazing the shit one can pull of when the adrenaline is pumping when one goes through it again sans adrenaline...


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Re: Have you ever outrun, outsmarted or outmaneuvered the police? [Re: audiophoenix]
    #26751806 - 06/17/20 02:12 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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Friends mooning cars at night, of course one of them is a state trooper and rolled up on them bare asses and began pursuit. Friends baled into the woods and called us from another friends house in the next development where my friends mom was making them grilled cheeses.




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Re: Have you ever outrun, outsmarted or outmaneuvered the police? [Re: cannabinated]
    #26751808 - 06/17/20 02:13 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Luckily, they've never sicced the dogs on me.

Edit: Are there any good ways to get arrested?


Edited by Obie1989 (06/17/20 02:14 PM)


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