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Re: Aunt Jemima syrup to be discontinued [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL] * 1
    #26754078 - 06/18/20 11:25 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Do you realize how many trees there are? Do you think we've just enslaved their entire race? Simmer down. Think rationally. We're talking about trees and a fake product. Woe is me, what would the world do with an increased demand in real maple syrup? Truly a problem that needs solved with great passion and swift fury. How dare anyone suggest Aunt Jemima become a quality product. Lol.


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Re: Aunt Jemima syrup to be discontinued [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #26754145 - 06/18/20 11:47 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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Butterworth was fucking white they just used a voluptuous black model cuz whats better to make a bottle but everyone know white women have the phat ass too.




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Re: Aunt Jemima syrup to be discontinued [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #26754162 - 06/18/20 11:54 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

This just in, Martha Stewart has just signed an exclusive deal to represent every brand that used to have an "ethnic" mascot. Racism solved! At least on product packages.





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Re: Aunt Jemima syrup to be discontinued [Re: psi]
    #26754170 - 06/18/20 11:57 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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This just in, Martha Stewart has just signed an exclusive deal to represent every brand that used to have an "ethnic" mascot. Racism solved! At least on product packages.








Okay what about the sexist part though

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Re: Aunt Jemima syrup to be discontinued [Re: psi] * 1
    #26754171 - 06/18/20 11:57 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Martha Stewart is a convicted felon!

Who would trust her to buy something she endorses?!?!! :crankey:


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Re: Aunt Jemima syrup to be discontinued [Re: mycosis] * 1
    #26754172 - 06/18/20 11:58 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Not to mention having a white person now as the logo represents white supremacy

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Re: Aunt Jemima syrup to be discontinued [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #26754182 - 06/18/20 12:00 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

psi I thought you were woke bro, wake up dude, we're trying to abolish white people not promote them

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Re: Aunt Jemima syrup to be discontinued [Re: Niffla]
    #26754186 - 06/18/20 12:02 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah, Martha Stewart reminds me too much of JEB Stuart and that's just hateful!

She should change her name!!! :crankey:


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Re: Aunt Jemima syrup to be discontinued [Re: mycosis] * 2
    #26754196 - 06/18/20 12:06 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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Niffla said:
]Okay what about the sexist part though

:waitingpatiently:




One thing at a time here, we can't solve all the world's problems in one go. But there are talks of Mr. Clean teaming up with her and contributing equally to all household tasks seen onscreen. But not in a way that makes it seem like he has any special skills unattainable by a woman by virtue of his being a strong male janitor type.

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Martha Stewart is a convicted felon!

Who would trust her to buy something she endorses?!?!! :crankey:




Unfortunately we don't have the luxury of being picky.


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Re: Aunt Jemima syrup to be discontinued [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #26754199 - 06/18/20 12:08 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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larry.fisherman said:
Do you realize how many trees there are? Do you think we've just enslaved their entire race? Simmer down. Think rationally. We're talking about trees and a fake product. Woe is me, what would the world do with an increased demand in real maple syrup? Truly a problem that needs solved with great passion and swift fury. How dare anyone suggest Aunt Jemima become a quality product. Lol.



If aunt Jemima became a quality product none thier idiots would buy it cuz it became "gentrified"


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Re: Aunt Jemima syrup to be discontinued [Re: psi] * 1
    #26754203 - 06/18/20 12:10 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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Niffla said:
]Okay what about the sexist part though

:waitingpatiently:




One thing at a time here, we can't solve all the world's problems in one go. But there are talks of Mr. Clean teaming up with her and contributing equally to all household tasks seen onscreen. But not in a way that makes it seem like he has any special skills unattainable by a woman by virtue of his being a strong male janitor type.





:mindblown:



You know wat this could work. Still way too white, though. We need to scale back the whiteness big time. Let's make it an interracial couple and then I think we'll be onto something.


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Re: Aunt Jemima syrup to be discontinued [Re: psi] * 3
    #26754204 - 06/18/20 12:10 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

The next commercial will be Mr Clean making Martha Stewart sandwiches while she spanks his sparkly clean bottom. :naughty:


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Re: Aunt Jemima syrup to be discontinued [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL] * 2
    #26754209 - 06/18/20 12:12 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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larry.fisherman said:
Do you realize how many trees there are? Do you think we've just enslaved their entire race? Simmer down. Think rationally. We're talking about trees and a fake product. Woe is me, what would the world do with an increased demand in real maple syrup? Truly a problem that needs solved with great passion and swift fury. How dare anyone suggest Aunt Jemima become a quality product. Lol.



If aunt Jemima became a quality product none thier idiots would buy it cuz it became "gentrified"




not gonna front I draw the line at gentrified syrups

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Re: Aunt Jemima syrup to be discontinued [Re: mycosis] * 4
    #26754212 - 06/18/20 12:14 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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The next commercial will be Mr Clean making Martha Stewart sandwiches while she spanks his sparkly clean bottom. :naughty:






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Re: Aunt Jemima syrup to be discontinued [Re: Niffla]
    #26754219 - 06/18/20 12:17 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

what about the one where he fucks some tied up black girl in the mouth for being "dirty"


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Re: Aunt Jemima syrup to be discontinued [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL] * 2
    #26754221 - 06/18/20 12:18 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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what about the one where he fucks some tied up black girl in the mouth for being "dirty"




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Re: Aunt Jemima syrup to be discontinued [Re: Niffla]
    #26754224 - 06/18/20 12:19 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Clearly that crosses some kinda line. Was it the black part or the marginalizing wen part or the fact she was into it big time?


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Re: Aunt Jemima syrup to be discontinued [Re: Niffla] * 2
    #26754225 - 06/18/20 12:19 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

That's not hawt. :facepalm3:


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Re: Aunt Jemima syrup to be discontinued [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #26754230 - 06/18/20 12:22 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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Niffla said:
You know wat this could work. Still way too white, though. We need to scale back the whiteness big time. Let's make it an interracial couple and then I think we'll be onto something.




Make them blue and hot pink or something. Mr. Clean can be pink to buck the pink/blue gender role thing.



Oh and the Jolly Green Giant will now be played by the Shroomery's own Malcolm Xstasy in greenface.


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Re: Aunt Jemima syrup to be discontinued [Re: mycosis]
    #26754231 - 06/18/20 12:23 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

oh thats right normal women won't talk to him cuz he has a shellac cue ball for a head im sorry


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