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OfflineHamHead
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***Knock knock***
    #26748230 - 06/16/20 04:39 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

**who's there?**
**it's your neighborhood contact tracers, you have been in contact with an infected person and now must quarantine yourself for the following fourteen days.**
**but what about my life, job, kids, wife, pets, garden**
**CDC guidelines says fuck that**


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The Italian researchers’ findings, published by the INT’s scientific magazine Tumori Journal, show 11.6% of 959 healthy volunteers enrolled in a lung cancer screening trial between September 2019 and March 2020 had developed coronavirus antibodies well before February.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-italy-timing-idUSKBN27V0KF

This online first version has been peer-reviewed, accepted and edited,  but not formatted and finalized with corrections from authors and proofreaders

https://www.icandecide.org/


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InvisibleThe Blind Ass
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Re: ***Knock knock*** [Re: HamHead]
    #26748240 - 06/16/20 04:46 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Pay me & I’ll comply.


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OfflineHamHead
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Re: ***Knock knock*** [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26748250 - 06/16/20 04:55 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

The Blind Ass said:
Pay me & I’ll comply.




You would.

Watch out, there's sheep dogs waiting to nip your heels.


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The Italian researchers’ findings, published by the INT’s scientific magazine Tumori Journal, show 11.6% of 959 healthy volunteers enrolled in a lung cancer screening trial between September 2019 and March 2020 had developed coronavirus antibodies well before February.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-italy-timing-idUSKBN27V0KF

This online first version has been peer-reviewed, accepted and edited,  but not formatted and finalized with corrections from authors and proofreaders

https://www.icandecide.org/


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InvisibleThe Blind Ass
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Re: ***Knock knock*** [Re: HamHead]
    #26748252 - 06/16/20 04:57 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

That’s fine I know how to handle them.


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OfflineHamHead
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Re: ***Knock knock*** [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26748320 - 06/16/20 06:08 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

The Blind Ass said:
That’s fine I know how to handle them.




Will your children know how to handle themselves for fourteen days without you, or their mother? ? ?

:teareally:


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The Italian researchers’ findings, published by the INT’s scientific magazine Tumori Journal, show 11.6% of 959 healthy volunteers enrolled in a lung cancer screening trial between September 2019 and March 2020 had developed coronavirus antibodies well before February.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-italy-timing-idUSKBN27V0KF

This online first version has been peer-reviewed, accepted and edited,  but not formatted and finalized with corrections from authors and proofreaders

https://www.icandecide.org/


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InvisibleThe Blind Ass
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Re: ***Knock knock*** [Re: HamHead]
    #26748321 - 06/16/20 06:09 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

That’s not a concern I need entertain.


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InvisibleJokeshopbeard
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Re: ***Knock knock*** [Re: HamHead] * 1
    #26748327 - 06/16/20 06:18 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

HamHead said:
**who's there?**





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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


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