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Zombi3
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*PSA* for Kleptomaniacs (Boosters) during the pandemic. 1
#26746258 - 06/15/20 11:03 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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I’ve got a friend in security at Walmart and he let me know they have beefed up their security in this pandemic. Not only are their employees always watching that you’re obeying social distancing but they’ve hired %20 more fake shoppers, security guards who dress like shoppers and walk around to catch shop lifters. They’ve also hired more security guards. They’re also watching the cameras like hawks now. People wearing masks has made them a little uneasy; throw on a hat and facial recognition doesn’t work plus they can’t ID you if you’re on their known shoplifters list.
It’s getting harder out there to steal from Walmart. Keep your plans extra smart, don’t work alone use a partner to help spot employees. Don’t get a lot at once, hit different stores every time you go out boosting, stay away from stores connected to malls cuz they always have the most security, they have the default benefit of mall security walking around, they have more cameras, and there’s usually a cop or two around malls at all times so it’s more likely they take the shoplifting past security and call the cops.
I’m a kleptomaniac I can’t walk into a store and not steal at least a $2 flashlight. I have to I can’t explain it I just have to it gets under my skin as soon as I’m in a store I start looking for something I like that can fit in my pocket. So I try to only go to grocery stores, but even then I steal my vegan hot dogs cuz they crazy expensive and fit in a pocket easy.
Not sure how to deal with the Kleptomania. It’s gotten me in trouble a few times, once I had to talk to the cops. Been caught a few times. Pretty soon all the local Walmart’s will have my picture and be watching me like a hawk the second I walk through the door.
Walmart is the best for boosting cuz you can return stuff worth under $50 without a receipt and get store credit so you can get groceries for free that way. But their security is getting better due to Covid-19. Much better, and it’ll prolly stay better even after the pandemic.
Choose some other targets to. Maybe a target 
Stay safe out there.
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ninja cat 09
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Re: *PSA* for Kleptomaniacs (Boosters) during the pandemic. [Re: Zombi3] 4
#26746347 - 06/15/20 11:28 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Damn man, isn't there a group like kleptomaniacs anonymous out there you could join? Maybe try going to therapy if it messes so much with your life. Having drugs around and stealing is sure to get you into big trouble.
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Re: *PSA* for Kleptomaniacs (Boosters) during the pandemic. [Re: Zombi3] 1
#26746363 - 06/15/20 11:34 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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You be careful you hear
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cannabinated



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Re: *PSA* for Kleptomaniacs (Boosters) during the pandemic. [Re: pirate-blues]
#26747039 - 06/15/20 04:47 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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moar like kleptomaniacs autonomous... zone....
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spirit_shadow
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Re: *PSA* for Kleptomaniacs (Boosters) during the pandemic. [Re: cannabinated]
#26747052 - 06/15/20 04:52 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Damn man I'm sorry to hear that :/ I have heard of the condition I've never known a person in real life. It is interesting It sounds almost like an OCD type situation. Have you tried benzos?
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nooneman


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Re: *PSA* for Kleptomaniacs (Boosters) during the pandemic. [Re: Zombi3] 1
#26747194 - 06/15/20 05:58 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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You should definitely try to get some help to stop. It's one thing to be doing stuff like that when you're young, but it sounds to me like you have a genuine problem. It doesn't even sound like you want to, it's just some kind of mental illness where you feel compelled to steal, and that's just fucked up. You can't be doing stuff like that as an adult, the time for that stuff is over. I hope you get some help man. Be safe and don't get yourself into trouble.
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Niffla



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Re: *PSA* for Kleptomaniacs (Boosters) during the pandemic. [Re: Zombi3] 1
#26747222 - 06/15/20 06:10 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Only time I've stole something as far as I recall during adulthood is like a year ago when I took some super expensive mushrooms from this upscale grocery store that were I shit you not $50 a pound -- you can weigh them at these little weigh stations and enter in the PLU number and slap a bar code on yourself, so I took the PLU of oyster mushrooms which were like $7 a pound and used that. So I got like a half pound of them which would have cost me $25 but instead cost me $3.50. They were Porcini mushrooms btw. Cha-ching cha-ching bitches.
Yeah it was some hardcore gangster shit fa sho, I probably could've left my regular life and entered a professional life of crime at that point like with the Gambino crime family made man type shit but I chose to stay on the straight & narrow.
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Lophosaurus
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Re: *PSA* for Kleptomaniacs (Boosters) during the pandemic. [Re: Niffla] 1
#26747428 - 06/15/20 07:32 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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People like you really make me feel sick. Get a job and pay for yourself like a decent person. What are you? A 13 year old trailer park kid? Stealing $2 shit from Walmart is total loser behavior and then you post about it to try and be cool, so sad. I mean if you're going to be a shithead and commit crimes then at least do something worthwhile.
I really hope you get caught and they throw the book at you. Maybe that will shame you into getting your life on track because this can't be the life you hoped for as a kid can it be? This thread is sad. Maybe OP, should turn yourself in and work off the debt that you stole. That might give you some dignity back and help you make better decisions going forward. Then get a job or two and sign up for college so that you can afford stuff and don't have time to steal.
SHAME, SHAME, SHAME. NOT SHROOMY!!!
I feel bad about being so blunt and putting you down, but I'm not going to erase this. I have a business and I hate when people steal from me and take food off of my families plates so I'm going to leave this so you realize how the other side feels. Even when you steal from a corporation it hurts families because instead of Walmart taking a loss they are just going to raise prices for everyone because you're too lazy to work like everyone else.
Edited by Lophosaurus (06/15/20 11:28 PM)
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crackbaby
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Re: *PSA* for Kleptomaniacs (Boosters) during the pandemic. [Re: Lophosaurus]
#26747761 - 06/15/20 09:16 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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one time my cousin and i went on a stealing spree and got the whole AC/Dc tape catalogue from Kmart and Caldor's
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Re: *PSA* for Kleptomaniacs (Boosters) during the pandemic. [Re: crackbaby]
#26747972 - 06/15/20 11:41 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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I get criminal record background check done every year for my job I can imagine telling my friends and family i got fired because I stole a 2 dollar flashlight, I guess I would just lie about the reason because that would be beyond humiliating. What about the hassle every time you try to cross an international border?
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