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pirate-blues


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Re: Adulting [Re: Kelazam]
#26745624 - 06/15/20 05:23 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Kelazam said: thanks guys.
i will also be gladly taking tips on getting chicks. there is this one girl that is SUPER cute, shes a country girl too! i texted her after a while of not talking and ended up asking if she would want to meet up sometime and go to the beach or something. she said "Yeah I would love to!" so after i get home from doing some errands i text her back asking when she is available to chill, she responds saying that she can meet up today! so i jump off the couch to get ready and then she texts me again saying that she cant anymore and it will have to wait until this weekend.
1 weekend later...
she texts me saying that she isnt in town and that we will have to meet up NEXT weekend.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! HELP! SHES SO CUTE!
Probably that something came up and you're gonna have to wait till next weekend.
...or she's cat fishing you.
lol jk. she's probably just busy, it happens, she doesn't really know you yet so unfortunately you get shoved to the bottom of the pile .
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Asante
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Re: Adulting [Re: Asante]
#26745655 - 06/15/20 05:38 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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trees said: I'm 29 i still feel like im a kid
If you'll keep eating like a kid you'll end up morbidly obese like me.
I want to re-emphasize: DON'T EAT LIKE A KID WHEN YOU NO LONGER ARE A KID - THE ONLY THING YOU'LL GROW IS BELLY FAT.
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Re: Adulting [Re: Asante] 2
#26745801 - 06/15/20 07:02 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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i very much dislike the term adulting it reminds me of people who say hubby
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roarkell
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today mylove said: i very much dislike the term adulting it reminds me of people who say hubby
This is too accurate... my biggest beef with getting older is eating... how have we not figured out how to sustain ourselves for more than a few hours... why do I gotta make a mess in the kitchen 3 times every damn day!? Wheres the magic pills that'll keep ya full for a week or so??
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Asante
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Adulting gets into the waters of adultery and adulterating, whereas kids are only kidding.
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trees


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Re: Adulting [Re: Asante]
#26745940 - 06/15/20 08:42 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Asante said:
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Asante said:
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trees said: I'm 29 i still feel like im a kid
If you'll keep eating like a kid you'll end up morbidly obese like me.
I want to re-emphasize: DON'T EAT LIKE A KID WHEN YOU NO LONGER ARE A KID - THE ONLY THING YOU'LL GROW IS BELLY FAT.
Depending on genetics. Both my parents are genetically skinny, so are their parents and their siblings,, there's no obesity in my family because it's extremely difficult for us to store and keep fat. We would not survive a famine. though I'll still become very unhealthy if I eat kid food. Lucky Charms probably cause cancer
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today mylove said: i very much dislike the term adulting it reminds me of people who say hubby
This is too accurate... my biggest beef with getting older is eating... how have we not figured out how to sustain ourselves for more than a few hours...
What if we ate only like once a month like snakes and after we had a huge gut like this

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Re: Adulting [Re: trees]
#26745967 - 06/15/20 08:59 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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trees said:
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Asante said:
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Asante said:
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trees said: I'm 29 i still feel like im a kid
If you'll keep eating like a kid you'll end up morbidly obese like me.
I want to re-emphasize: DON'T EAT LIKE A KID WHEN YOU NO LONGER ARE A KID - THE ONLY THING YOU'LL GROW IS BELLY FAT.
Depending on genetics. Both my parents are genetically skinny, so are their parents and their siblings,, there's no obesity in my family because it's extremely difficult for us to store and keep fat. We would not survive a famine. though I'll still become very unhealthy if I eat kid food. Lucky Charms probably cause cancer
I've eaten more pizza that Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Donatello and Raphael put together and I worked out less than one of them.
Theres genetics, and fattening medications at play, yes, but THAT sure plays a factor too.
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pirate-blues


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today mylove said: i very much dislike the term adulting it reminds me of people who say hubby
I don't associate with people who say hubby 
But yeah, you're right. The word adulting was cute when you're 19 and on your own for the first time, now it's like ffs Sarah you're 27, stop it.
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Re: Adulting [Re: Asante]
#26745986 - 06/15/20 09:06 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Asante said: I've eaten more pizza that Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Donatello and Raphael put together and I worked out less than one of them.
Theres genetics, and fattening medications at play, yes, but THAT sure plays a factor too.
I still think it's genetic, the ability to eat a lot. I can't eat much till my stomach tells me to stop. The way the appetite halts and no longer buzzes "EAT" in your head I think is genetic too.
The neurochemical soup of hunger feelings is genetically influenced
I probably could keep stuffing myself with pizza without dying, but it would be torture to force that. It's all a genetic thing. Every bit of it I'm certain!
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Me and the hubby are going bird watching after our employment shifts reach their respective conclusions
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pirate-blues


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Re: Adulting [Re: Niffla]
#26745992 - 06/15/20 09:08 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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You gonna eat some wings and suckle the sweet nectar of the gods(white claw, duh) too?
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Niffla



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Idk perhaps
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SurReality
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Re: Adulting [Re: Niffla]
#26746151 - 06/15/20 10:18 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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I definitely don't want to be young again. But I'm pretty persistent on not accepting new responsibilities... Not becoming a parent or getting a mortgage, moving into management.
Just go to work, go to sleep on time. And get high and stay healthy. Definitely won't give that up to go back under some idiot parent rule.
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roarkell
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Re: Adulting [Re: Niffla]
#26746187 - 06/15/20 10:36 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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today mylove said: i very much dislike the term adulting it reminds me of people who say hubby
This is too accurate... my biggest beef with getting older is eating... how have we not figured out how to sustain ourselves for more than a few hours...
What if we ate only like once a month like snakes and after we had a huge gut like this

Would 
I'd wear it like a badge of honor! We'd have competitions to see who could get a bigger bulge!!
*wink wink*
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Since we use the phrase “ I’m kidding “ We should also use the phrase “ I’m adulting “
It would balance the scales.
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Niffla



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today mylove said: i very much dislike the term adulting it reminds me of people who say hubby
This is too accurate... my biggest beef with getting older is eating... how have we not figured out how to sustain ourselves for more than a few hours...
What if we ate only like once a month like snakes and after we had a huge gut like this

Would 
I'd wear it like a badge of honor! We'd have competitions to see who could get a bigger bulge!!
*wink wink*
This male specimen just got done with his monthly feeding
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pirate-blues


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Re: Adulting [Re: Niffla] 1
#26746215 - 06/15/20 10:49 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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wow I wonder if that girl has ever pondered to herself what led her to that point where she was grinding up against some shirtless obese man's fupa..or nah..
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The Blind Ass
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Niffla I’m down for eating like snakes do. Once a month sounds awesome. It would free up a lot of time and effort. Plus we could have a once a month wing off - exclusive wing only dieting once a month.
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This whole thread got me all reminiscent like
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