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Kelazam
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Adulting 2
#26741588 - 06/13/20 10:52 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah.. Everyone was right about growing up, it does suck. When you are young you want to be older and when you are older you want to be younger 
and what's with this whole "responsibilities" thing that everyone wants me to do?! I didn't sign up for this bologna.
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Re: Adulting [Re: Kelazam] 1
#26741591 - 06/13/20 10:54 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Be here now.
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Re: Adulting [Re: HamHead] 8
#26741595 - 06/13/20 10:56 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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thats a pretty demanding booty call
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Re: Adulting [Re: HamHead]
#26741597 - 06/13/20 10:58 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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I know what you mean though, thank you. I have been pushing myself to exercise daily and to only eat foods with healthy fats and lots of protein. I am moving into a new apartment in 2 weeks so I found that biking for a few hours a day helps with stress.
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Re: Adulting [Re: Kelazam] 1
#26741635 - 06/13/20 11:34 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Adulting is great
If I want to have a jar of peanutbutter for breakfast I can
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Re: Adulting [Re: Kelazam]
#26741703 - 06/13/20 12:16 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Are u talking bout adulting or growing older? Growing older is a pita but otoh I can say more confident to fuck the fuck of to people telling to grow the fuck up
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Re: Adulting [Re: Dekozn] 1
#26741739 - 06/13/20 12:40 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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It's not so bad really. Getting older means you realize that much of what you thought was so important as a kid doesn't matter, and you begin to learn what you really value.
So you get more grounded and care less about the bullshit.
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Re: Adulting [Re: Kelazam]
#26741740 - 06/13/20 12:41 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Kelazam said: thats a pretty demanding booty call
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Don’t waste any time. Zero. None. Live healthy enough and accomplish your goals periodically. You age a lot faster than people tell you. Just by your mid 20s a lot of people slow way down..”what? I can’t drink and do lines all night and go to work super early and get all my shit done like nothing happened and still have something to do after work!?” You can’t eat whatever you want, you don’t have as many fuck ups left in you, you can’t say whatever the fuck you want anymore, smoking becomes unenjoyable, your entire social group starts to disappear getting married and having children, focusing on their career, or taking to the streets to shoot heroin and give up. It is actually the worst thing that does happen to a human.
If u don’t waste your time you’ll be chillin tho
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Limit sun exposure, it burns.
Substance use may also contribute to signs of aging.
Have purpose in life.
Embrace your self.
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Re: Adulting [Re: HamHead] 2
#26741907 - 06/13/20 02:07 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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HamHead said: Limit sun exposure, it burns.
Substance use may also contribute to signs of aging.
Have purpose in life.
Embrace your self.
Dang, he calls you out on booty calling him and you tell him to chill on the drugs, get a job and go fuck himself?
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Hamhead fuck everything about your opinion on coronavirus, but you are absolutely right about that sunlight .
Sunscreen every day of the year maafuckas.
...vitamin D and fish oil and stuff too though, at least for me.
Exercise too. Exercise is an absolute necessity for any quality of life whatsoever, and while I am under 30 still, I feel like it only starts to matter more going forward. And yeah, you definitely can't pretend you're in college anymore. There's a happy middle between being young and enjoying yourself and also taking care of yourself.
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I'm 29 i still feel like im a kid
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HamHead said: Limit sun exposure, it burns.
Substance use may also contribute to signs of aging.
Have purpose in life.
Embrace your self.
Dang, he calls you out on booty calling him and you tell him to chill on the drugs, get a job and go fuck himself?
This gave me me a chuckle, thanks.
Wasn't directed toward any one, just sharing some adult practices, that's all.
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Re: Adulting [Re: HamHead]
#26744837 - 06/14/20 07:59 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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thanks guys.
i will also be gladly taking tips on getting chicks. there is this one girl that is SUPER cute, shes a country girl too! i texted her after a while of not talking and ended up asking if she would want to meet up sometime and go to the beach or something. she said "Yeah I would love to!" so after i get home from doing some errands i text her back asking when she is available to chill, she responds saying that she can meet up today! so i jump off the couch to get ready and then she texts me again saying that she cant anymore and it will have to wait until this weekend.
1 weekend later...
she texts me saying that she isnt in town and that we will have to meet up NEXT weekend.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! HELP! SHES SO CUTE!
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Re: Adulting [Re: Kelazam]
#26744889 - 06/14/20 08:25 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Women are mysterious creatures. "What does it mean" is the age old question
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Quote:
Led Zeppelin said: Don’t waste any time. Zero. None. Live healthy enough and accomplish your goals periodically. You age a lot faster than people tell you. Just by your mid 20s a lot of people slow way down..”what? I can’t drink and do lines all night and go to work super early and get all my shit done like nothing happened and still have something to do after work!?” You can’t eat whatever you want, you don’t have as many fuck ups left in you, you can’t say whatever the fuck you want anymore, smoking becomes unenjoyable, your entire social group starts to disappear getting married and having children, focusing on their career, or taking to the streets to shoot heroin and give up. It is actually the worst thing that does happen to a human.
If u don’t waste your time you’ll be chillin tho
Smoking did become unenjoyable...
Now, I prefer to dip.
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Adulting is great. I can generally do what I want when I want, don't even have tell anyone. I eat what I want. Get into weird hobbies cause I think they're cool. Give up on said hobby in 2 weeks and 1k dollars later cause its too hard and no one yells at me. Being an adult rules.
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Re: Adulting [Re: Kelazam]
#26745498 - 06/15/20 04:08 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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I think your good
She is letting you know when she is available
If she wasn't interested you wouldn't hear shit
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Re: Adulting [Re: trees]
#26745503 - 06/15/20 04:11 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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trees said: I'm 29 i still feel like im a kid
If you'll keep eating like a kid you'll end up morbidly obese like me.
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Re: Adulting [Re: Kelazam]
#26745624 - 06/15/20 05:23 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Kelazam said: thanks guys.
i will also be gladly taking tips on getting chicks. there is this one girl that is SUPER cute, shes a country girl too! i texted her after a while of not talking and ended up asking if she would want to meet up sometime and go to the beach or something. she said "Yeah I would love to!" so after i get home from doing some errands i text her back asking when she is available to chill, she responds saying that she can meet up today! so i jump off the couch to get ready and then she texts me again saying that she cant anymore and it will have to wait until this weekend.
1 weekend later...
she texts me saying that she isnt in town and that we will have to meet up NEXT weekend.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! HELP! SHES SO CUTE!
Probably that something came up and you're gonna have to wait till next weekend.
...or she's cat fishing you.
lol jk. she's probably just busy, it happens, she doesn't really know you yet so unfortunately you get shoved to the bottom of the pile .
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Re: Adulting [Re: Asante]
#26745655 - 06/15/20 05:38 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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trees said: I'm 29 i still feel like im a kid
If you'll keep eating like a kid you'll end up morbidly obese like me.
I want to re-emphasize: DON'T EAT LIKE A KID WHEN YOU NO LONGER ARE A KID - THE ONLY THING YOU'LL GROW IS BELLY FAT.
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Re: Adulting [Re: Asante] 2
#26745801 - 06/15/20 07:02 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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i very much dislike the term adulting it reminds me of people who say hubby
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today mylove said: i very much dislike the term adulting it reminds me of people who say hubby
This is too accurate... my biggest beef with getting older is eating... how have we not figured out how to sustain ourselves for more than a few hours... why do I gotta make a mess in the kitchen 3 times every damn day!? Wheres the magic pills that'll keep ya full for a week or so??
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Adulting gets into the waters of adultery and adulterating, whereas kids are only kidding.
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Re: Adulting [Re: Asante]
#26745940 - 06/15/20 08:42 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Asante said:
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trees said: I'm 29 i still feel like im a kid
If you'll keep eating like a kid you'll end up morbidly obese like me.
I want to re-emphasize: DON'T EAT LIKE A KID WHEN YOU NO LONGER ARE A KID - THE ONLY THING YOU'LL GROW IS BELLY FAT.
Depending on genetics. Both my parents are genetically skinny, so are their parents and their siblings,, there's no obesity in my family because it's extremely difficult for us to store and keep fat. We would not survive a famine. though I'll still become very unhealthy if I eat kid food. Lucky Charms probably cause cancer
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today mylove said: i very much dislike the term adulting it reminds me of people who say hubby
This is too accurate... my biggest beef with getting older is eating... how have we not figured out how to sustain ourselves for more than a few hours...
What if we ate only like once a month like snakes and after we had a huge gut like this

Would
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Re: Adulting [Re: trees]
#26745967 - 06/15/20 08:59 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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trees said: I'm 29 i still feel like im a kid
If you'll keep eating like a kid you'll end up morbidly obese like me.
I want to re-emphasize: DON'T EAT LIKE A KID WHEN YOU NO LONGER ARE A KID - THE ONLY THING YOU'LL GROW IS BELLY FAT.
Depending on genetics. Both my parents are genetically skinny, so are their parents and their siblings,, there's no obesity in my family because it's extremely difficult for us to store and keep fat. We would not survive a famine. though I'll still become very unhealthy if I eat kid food. Lucky Charms probably cause cancer
I've eaten more pizza that Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Donatello and Raphael put together and I worked out less than one of them.
Theres genetics, and fattening medications at play, yes, but THAT sure plays a factor too.
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today mylove said: i very much dislike the term adulting it reminds me of people who say hubby
I don't associate with people who say hubby 
But yeah, you're right. The word adulting was cute when you're 19 and on your own for the first time, now it's like ffs Sarah you're 27, stop it.
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Re: Adulting [Re: Asante]
#26745986 - 06/15/20 09:06 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Asante said: I've eaten more pizza that Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Donatello and Raphael put together and I worked out less than one of them.
Theres genetics, and fattening medications at play, yes, but THAT sure plays a factor too.
I still think it's genetic, the ability to eat a lot. I can't eat much till my stomach tells me to stop. The way the appetite halts and no longer buzzes "EAT" in your head I think is genetic too.
The neurochemical soup of hunger feelings is genetically influenced
I probably could keep stuffing myself with pizza without dying, but it would be torture to force that. It's all a genetic thing. Every bit of it I'm certain!
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Me and the hubby are going bird watching after our employment shifts reach their respective conclusions
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Re: Adulting [Re: Niffla]
#26745992 - 06/15/20 09:08 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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You gonna eat some wings and suckle the sweet nectar of the gods(white claw, duh) too?
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Idk perhaps
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Re: Adulting [Re: Niffla]
#26746151 - 06/15/20 10:18 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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I definitely don't want to be young again. But I'm pretty persistent on not accepting new responsibilities... Not becoming a parent or getting a mortgage, moving into management.
Just go to work, go to sleep on time. And get high and stay healthy. Definitely won't give that up to go back under some idiot parent rule.
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Re: Adulting [Re: Niffla]
#26746187 - 06/15/20 10:36 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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today mylove said: i very much dislike the term adulting it reminds me of people who say hubby
This is too accurate... my biggest beef with getting older is eating... how have we not figured out how to sustain ourselves for more than a few hours...
What if we ate only like once a month like snakes and after we had a huge gut like this

Would 
I'd wear it like a badge of honor! We'd have competitions to see who could get a bigger bulge!!
*wink wink*
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Since we use the phrase “ I’m kidding “ We should also use the phrase “ I’m adulting “
It would balance the scales.
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today mylove said: i very much dislike the term adulting it reminds me of people who say hubby
This is too accurate... my biggest beef with getting older is eating... how have we not figured out how to sustain ourselves for more than a few hours...
What if we ate only like once a month like snakes and after we had a huge gut like this

Would 
I'd wear it like a badge of honor! We'd have competitions to see who could get a bigger bulge!!
*wink wink*
This male specimen just got done with his monthly feeding
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#26746215 - 06/15/20 10:49 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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wow I wonder if that girl has ever pondered to herself what led her to that point where she was grinding up against some shirtless obese man's fupa..or nah..
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Niffla I’m down for eating like snakes do. Once a month sounds awesome. It would free up a lot of time and effort. Plus we could have a once a month wing off - exclusive wing only dieting once a month.
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This whole thread got me all reminiscent like
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Good one 
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Today I called and met with both divorced parents from a girl from my daughters school because we suspect sexual abuse by a "friend" of one of the parents.
My partner met the kids and friend in the playground and observed inappropiate fysical interactions with the oldest girl of only 10 years old.
We talked and actually confirmed earlier suspicions from the other parent
Today I feel like an adult
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We went to high school together
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Re: Adulting [Re: Kelazam]
#26746850 - 06/15/20 03:24 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Oh and I'm pretty sure I scared her off. I took a 4g mushroom trip and then decided to text her when I was peaking. I did say I was tripping though. I'm throwing a pretty bomb party at my place, want to come? Yeah I would love to but I don't have a ride :/ No problem, we are in the car wash right now and can pick you up. uhhh Sorry wrong number.I dont even have a car lol. fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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