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Re: What is the craziest conspiracy theory you have heard in person? [Re: Tmethyl] * 1
    #26736947 - 06/11/20 02:20 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: What is the craziest conspiracy theory you have heard in person? [Re: tyrannicalrex] * 1
    #26736981 - 06/11/20 02:36 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: What is the craziest conspiracy theory you have heard in person? [Re: topdog82]
    #26736988 - 06/11/20 02:42 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

I've actually never heard any conspiracy theories in person. The closest thing I can think of is that one time I happened to run into someone who didn't understand how gravity worked in space, but that was just a matter of them actually literally not understanding/knowing how it worked, there was no conspiracy theory along with it. They were just factually uninformed/stupid.

They didn't understand why the planets in space didn't fall down (and actually asked this exact question), but again there was no conspiracy attached, it was just simple ignorance.


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Re: What is the craziest conspiracy theory you have heard in person? [Re: nooneman]
    #26737019 - 06/11/20 03:03 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Theys ignernt!


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Re: What is the craziest conspiracy theory you have heard in person? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #26737398 - 06/11/20 05:59 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

"i wish the government would stop putting microchips in our cereal."

"martin luther king jr. is part of the illuminati."

"class sizes are going up because of all these fucking muslims."

"obama is in al quaeda"

"white people are native to america"
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solutrean_hypothesis
see also more jealous genocidal fuckers here:
https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/scriptures/gs/book-of-mormon?lang=eng

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Pollard

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Re: What is the craziest conspiracy theory you have heard in person? [Re: MadMuncher]
    #26737431 - 06/11/20 06:07 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

1904-07ish

"I thought you might find interesting this transcript of the US Senate Committee case regarding Mormon Senator Reed Smoot.

Senate Committee Testimony Transcript:

Mr. Tayler (Senate Attorney):What is your business?
Mr. Smith (Mormon Prophet and President): My principle business is that of president of the church.
Mr. Tayler: In what other business are you engaged?
Mr. Smith: I am engaged in NUMEROUS other businesses.
Mr. Tayler: What?
Mr. Smith: I am PRESIDENT of Zion's Cooperative Mercantile Institution.
Mr. Tayler: Of what other corporations are you an officer?
Mr. Smith: I am PRESIDENT of the State Bank of Utah, another institution.
Mr. Tayler: What else?
Mr. Smith: PRESIDENT of Zion's Savings Bank and Trust Company.
Mr. Tayler: What else?
Mr. Smith: I am PRESIDENT of the Utah Sugar Company.
Mr. Tayler: What else?
Mr. Smith: I am PRESIDENT of the Consolidated Wagon and Machine Company.
Mr. Tayler: What else?
Mr. Smith: There are several other SMALL INSTITUTIONS with which I am associated.
Mr. Tayler: Are you associated with the Utah Light and Power Company?
Mr. Smith: I am.
Mr. Tayler: In what capacity?
Mr. Smith: I am a director and PRESIDENT of the company.
Mr. Tayler: A director and the president?
Mr. Smith: Yes, sir.
Mr. Tayler: Had you that in mind when you classified the others as 'small concerns'?
Mr. Smith: No sir, I had not that in mind.
Mr. Tayler: That is a 'large concern'?
Mr. Smith: That is a large concern?
Mr. Tayler: Are you an officer of the Salt Lake and Los Angeles Railroad Company?
Mr. Smith: I am.
Mr. Tayler: What?
Mr. Smith: PRESIDENT and director.
Mr. Tayler: Of what else are you President?
Mr. Smith: I am PRESIDENT of the Salt Air Beach Company.
Mr. Tayler: What else, if you can recall.
Mr. Smith: I DO NOT RECALL JUST NOW!
Mr. Tayler: What relation do you sustain to the Idaho Sugar Company?
Mr. Smith: I am a director of that company and also the PRESIDENT of it.
Mr. Tayler: Of the Inland Crystal Salt Company?
Mr. Smith: Also the SAME POSITION THERE.
Mr. Tayler: The Salt Lake Dramatic Association?
Mr. Smith: I am PRESIDENT of that and also a DIRECTOR.
Mr. Tayler: Are you president of any other corporation there?
Mr. Smith: I DO NOT KNOW. PERHAPS YOU CAN TELL ME!! I DO NOT REMEMBER ANY MORE JUST NOW!
Mr. Tayler: It would seem that the number has grown so large that it would be an undue tax upon your memory to charge you with naming them all.
Mr. Smith: What relation do you sustain to the Salt Lake Knitting Company? Did I already ask you about it?
Mr. Smith: No sir, you did not.
Mr. Tayler: The Salt Lake Knitting Company?
Mr. Smith: I am PRESIDENT of it, and also a director.
Mr. Tayler: The Union Pacific Railway Company?
Mr. Smith: I am a DIRECTOR.
Mr. Tayler: Are you an official of any mining companies?
Mr. Smith: Yes, sir.
Mr. Tayler: What?
Mr. Smith: I am the vice-president of the Bullion, Beck and Champion Mining Company.
Mr. Tayler: The Deseret News?
Mr. Smith: No, sir.
Mr. Tayler: You have no business relations with that?
Mr. Smith: NO SIR.
Mr. Tayler: Is the Deseret News the 'organ of the Church'?
Mr. Smith: Well, I suppose it is in some sense the 'organ of the church'. It is not opposed to the church, at least.
Mr. Tayler: It has for years published, has it not, at the head of its columns, that it is "the organ of the church", or the "official organ of the church"?
Mr. Smith: Not that I know of.
Mr. Tayler: Do you know who owns it?
Mr. Smith: How is that?
Mr. Tayler: Do you know who owns it?
Mr. Smith: I know who owns the building that it is in.
Mr. Tayler: Who owns the building in which it is published?
Mr. Smith: The church.
Mr. Tayler: The church?
Mr. Smith: Yes, sir.
Mr. Tayler: Tell us what you know about the owners of that newspaper.
Mr. Smith: It has been for a number of years past owned by a company --- AN INCORPORATED COMPANY.
Mr. Tayler: What is the name of the company?
Mr. Smith: The Deseret News Publishing Company.
Mr. Tayler: Do you know who its officers are?
Mr. Smith: No, it is not owned by that company.
Mr. Tayler: Oh, it is not?
Mr. Smith: No; it is not.
Mr. Tayler: What do you know ----
Mr. Smith: But I say for years it was owned by a company of that kind.
Mr. Tayler: What do you know about its present ownership?
Mr. Smith: I presume that the present ownership is IN THE CHURCH.
Mr. Tayler: You suppose the present owner is 'the church'?
Mr. Smith: Yes, sir; the church.
Mr. Tayler: I do not want to have any misconstruction put upon your use of the word 'presume' because you do not know that it is so owned?
Mr. Smith: I really do not know so that I could tell you positively.
Mr. Tayler: Who would know?
Mr. Smith: I PRESUME I could find out.
Mr. Tayler: Could you find out before you leave Washington?
Mr. Smith: Perhaps so.

(SOURCE: Reed Smoot Case transcript, Vol. 1, pp. 81, 82, 83, 86, 87, and 88)

A day later, because the ownership of the Deseret News and its articles were keys to the case, Joseph F. Smith testified:

Mr. Tayler: In what form does your church have title to the Deseret News property?
Mr. Smith: It owns the deed.
Mr. Tayler: I am speaking of the newspaper, not the building.
Mr. Smith: The press; yes. I would like to state that when I was asked that question before, Mr. Tayler, I was not aware of the fact that I have since learned from my counsel here that during the trusteeship of Lorenzo Snow the Deseret News plant was transferred from the Deseret News Company to Lorenzo Snow, trustee, in trust. I was not aware of the fact, Mr. Chairman, when that question was asked me yesterday, I believe it was. I have since learned that that is the fact and that my counsel who is here made out the papers for the transfer. .....
Mr. Tayler: So that it is now in YOU as trustee in trust?
Mr. Smith: NOW I OWN IT AS TRUSTEE IN TRUST. Furthermore, I will say that I have discovered since yesterday that there is published on the second or third page of the Deseret News the statement that it is the "organ of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints"
(Reed Smoot case, Vol. 1, page 158)."
https://www.exmormon.org/mormon/mormon410.htm

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reed_Smoot_hearings


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Re: What is the craziest conspiracy theory you have heard in person? [Re: MadMuncher]
    #26737482 - 06/11/20 06:21 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: What is the craziest conspiracy theory you have heard in person? [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26737560 - 06/11/20 06:47 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

the morman church is a conspiracy


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Re: What is the craziest conspiracy theory you have heard in person? [Re: MadMuncher]
    #26737581 - 06/11/20 06:52 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Whats the conspiracy exactly? Are Mormons trying to convert everyone? Or is something else going on....


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Re: What is the craziest conspiracy theory you have heard in person? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #26737590 - 06/11/20 06:55 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

they are basically trying to create a supreme race and take over the world. you have to read the book its very deep stuff


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Re: What is the craziest conspiracy theory you have heard in person? [Re: MadMuncher]
    #26737592 - 06/11/20 06:57 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Interesting. Kinda makes sense why they go door-to-door and the recording-keeping of all people :strokebeard:


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Re: What is the craziest conspiracy theory you have heard in person? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #26737614 - 06/11/20 07:03 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

those kids are pretty thoroughly brain washed. i always talk to them until they realize they aren't gonna get me to go to their temple. went there with my cousins once as a kid. shit is intense


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Re: What is the craziest conspiracy theory you have heard in person? [Re: MadMuncher]
    #26737630 - 06/11/20 07:07 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

I let them talk my ear off so I can see what’s going on in their heads.  It’s really informative.


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Re: What is the craziest conspiracy theory you have heard in person? [Re: MadMuncher]
    #26737635 - 06/11/20 07:08 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Theres some definite brain washing going on. Used to watch a show called "Escaped" i think it was called. All about Mormons and J.W. cult members and how this group of young ladies would help other younger ladies escape the cults. It was pretty crazy.


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Re: What is the craziest conspiracy theory you have heard in person? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #26737668 - 06/11/20 07:16 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

i have a theory that joseph smith was tripping on mushrooms when he had his visions maybe. maybe ovoids or gymns. anyway

the morman church is an incredibly well-designed cult, any entrepreneurs interested in endeavoring in such majik should be referred to study.

you get your own planet if you're good enough i think but you gotta be a white man


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Re: What is the craziest conspiracy theory you have heard in person? [Re: MadMuncher] * 1
    #26737731 - 06/11/20 07:37 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

MadMuncher said:
i have a theory that joseph smith was tripping on mushrooms when he had his visions maybe. maybe ovoids or gymns. anyway

the morman church is an incredibly well-designed cult, any entrepreneurs interested in endeavoring in such majik should be referred to study.

you get your own planet if you're good enough i think but you gotta be a white man





Yeah agreed.  Have you ever watched the last season of StarGate SG1?  They basically took the Catholics+Mormons etc etc to the next level..portrayed as fake prophets that control large portions of space & planets and promote a book as the only true spirituality only allowing those who accept its words as true to be granted freedom to higher planes and evolution and peace.. brainwashing people and stealing their soul.  The more one worships them, the more they actually steal your life force.

They have elaborate temples and these guys called the Ori or something that go around spreading propaganda and doing magic tricks to fool the people then gout the galaxy.

Supposedly the are the enemies of the Ascendency and the true enlightened ones - the Ancients.  But they pretend the ancients are the fake ones and not themselves....deceivers!
Also, there are recorded incidents & trio reports from the early American settlers tripping on mushrooms online...something about acccidently making soup out of active fungi...


https://stargate.fandom.com/wiki/Ori

https://stargate.fandom.com/wiki/Ancient

https://stargate.fandom.com/wiki/Ascension


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Re: What is the craziest conspiracy theory you have heard in person? [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26739019 - 06/12/20 08:31 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

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LogicaL Chaos said:
Thanks man. Appreciated.  Did your parents get a good look at the shape of the UFO? Do you remember what type of shape it had? That ghost experience is pretty interesting. Ive had quote a few ghost experiences. Very unique and unusual. I gotta gwt back to those haunted areas again....

Pirate-blues, yeah ir does sound like the Nav lights on a drone, thats for sure. I wonder what it was scanning/recording :strokebeard:



I remember them telling me it was round, but I might be remembering wrong. I'll ask my dad later today!

He told me the ghost was a kind old lady, never talked to him, just stared at him from the corner. I always imagined her knitting, in a rocking chair.


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Re: What is the craziest conspiracy theory you have heard in person? [Re: ninja cat 09]
    #26740840 - 06/12/20 11:02 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

had a customer pass through my fellow cashiers line, ranting how covid doesn't even exist, and next customer and both of us were all like...oooook.... had a good laugh and all that.

later on, was telling other cashier about my new microwave i just bought, how it was a 3 for one deal with a convection oven and air fryer ( i had no idea there was such a thing, but you actually can buy a air fryer/convection toaster oven/microwave that does it all, its pretty sweet and a nice space saver... and fuck yeah convection oven!)...

and shes like... you know microwaves are bad for you and radioactive right, like those 5G towers?

..................................................:shockedpussy:

i cant even. i thought she was a sane lady and then it turns out she's just as psycho as the covid denier dude. i tried to explain to her that microwaves are light. LIGHT. electromagnetic waves, and so are what comes from those 5G towers. yeah, you wouldn't wanna get microwaved, but that's because it resonates with the water molecules in your body, causing them to become energized and heat up, but thats not radiation, but she wasn't hearing any of it, nor of how microwaves were not destroyers of nutrients. (yes they destroy nutrients, but so does any form of cooking. microwaving food is actually one of the better forms of cooking, as it's a fast heating method and little water, so few nutrients are leeched out. boiling is bad, especially if you discard the water afterward. steaming is ok.)

i swear, the worlds gone mad.


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Re: What is the craziest conspiracy theory you have heard in person? [Re: Psion]
    #26740952 - 06/13/20 01:12 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Shroomery is now being monitored by the CIA to locate and capture massive mushroom drug smuggling rings.

The greatest conspiracy is the average person trusting that the news, media, and social media are keeping them updated on exactly what's going on, with no bending or distorting of truth and facts whatsoever.

I feel the virus is 100% real, but it's being overplayed for control and monetary positioning pre-election.

The virus might as well be fake since they aren't testing anybody; what's the difference?

Waiting for people to do the dirty work and find the 1 in 1,000 under 75 y/o death that was statistically probable anyway?


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Re: What is the craziest conspiracy theory you have heard in person? [Re: Loaded Shaman]
    #26741210 - 06/13/20 07:22 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Swallowing can get a girl pregnant

This guy at the gym was 100% sure of this


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