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    #26740623 - 06/12/20 09:15 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: @hiccups [Re: 1234go]
    #26740624 - 06/12/20 09:15 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

@hiccups

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Re: @hiccups [Re: 1234go]
    #26740625 - 06/12/20 09:16 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

@hiccups


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Re: @hiccups [Re: 1234go]
    #26740626 - 06/12/20 09:16 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

@hiccups

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Re: @hiccups [Re: 1234go]
    #26740627 - 06/12/20 09:17 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

@hiccups

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Re: @hiccups [Re: 1234go]
    #26740628 - 06/12/20 09:17 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

@hiccups

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Re: @hiccups [Re: 1234go]
    #26740632 - 06/12/20 09:19 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

hiccups fun facts brought to you by hiccups:



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Re: @hiccups [Re: Niffla]
    #26740635 - 06/12/20 09:22 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

I tried both of those.  This means that everything you've posted about chicken wings is bullshit.


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Re: @hiccups [Re: 1234go] * 2
    #26740641 - 06/12/20 09:25 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Breath out all the air in your lungs completely, hold breath. Pull on diaphragm without breathing in for several false breaths. Breath in through nose completely and hold breath when full of air. Exhale. Repeat a couple times if necessary.


If that fails, eat 6 traditional bone-in wings, nothing mild.


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Re: @hiccups [Re: 1234go]
    #26740644 - 06/12/20 09:27 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

hiccup fun fact:



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Re: @hiccups [Re: Niffla]
    #26740651 - 06/12/20 09:31 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Take 10 sips from the opposite side of the glass then hold your breath as long as you can.  Works every time I guarentee it.


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Re: @hiccups [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #26740655 - 06/12/20 09:33 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Haloperidol


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Re: @hiccups [Re: koods]
    #26740664 - 06/12/20 09:40 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Your throat is just trying to give you a hug, just let it love you mr love everything except chicken wings :awehigh:


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Re: @hiccups [Re: spirit_shadow] * 1
    #26740680 - 06/12/20 09:49 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

It's my ancient organ forgetting I can't breathe out of water.  It remembered a few minutes ago...no more hiccups.


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Re: @hiccups [Re: 1234go]
    #26740688 - 06/12/20 09:51 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Those ancient organs turned into ears, so it's good you're listening.


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Re: @hiccups [Re: PatrickKn]
    #26740693 - 06/12/20 09:53 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Asses work like gills if you're ever struggling to breathe again just saddle on up to the faucet


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Re: @hiccups [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #26740731 - 06/12/20 10:07 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

You guys crackin me up!!  :laugh2:


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Re: @hiccups [Re: PatrickKn]
    #26740750 - 06/12/20 10:15 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

I used to go through horrendous 3-4 day long hiccup episodes during the height ov my alcoholism.  Absolutely dreadful.  The only thing that would occasionally work would be vomiting, and even then they would only be alleviated for a half hour or so.  Could'nt sleep.  If i got them to stop, eating or drinking anything would trigger them.  When i stopped drinking, they would'nt go away before WD started.  The times i was in the hospital for esophagus and WD issues, i'd have them try to treat it to no avail.  There were 2 drugs but i cant recall the names ATM.  People may laugh at hiccups being a major annoyance, but they really can be pure hell.  Even drinking enough to pass out became invalid once my body developed an instant vomit response to drinking hard liquor.  When i look back it's really incredible that i came out ov that period alive.


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Re: @hiccups [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #26740808 - 06/12/20 10:38 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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Asses work like gills if you're ever struggling to breathe again just saddle on up to the faucet



:fuckyeah:


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Re: @hiccups [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
    #26740897 - 06/13/20 12:16 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

There is a breathing technique to readjust your diaphragm.  It’s never failed me - always fixes the hiccups on the first go.

1234hiccup do you need me to share the method/technique?  Though you may revile & persecute me - I will not begrudge your soul relief from the bane of hiccups.

Fun fact, a relative of mine once treated a woman who had the hiccups for almost 2 months.

:cookiemonster:


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Re: @hiccups [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26740898 - 06/13/20 12:18 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

What did he spray her with?


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Re: @hiccups [Re: pineninja]
    #26740899 - 06/13/20 12:19 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

¿:confused:?


Edited by The Blind Ass (06/13/20 12:24 AM)


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Re: @hiccups [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26740906 - 06/13/20 12:28 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Don't worry the shitty jokes I need to explain never turn out worth the explanation .


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Re: @hiccups [Re: pineninja]
    #26740920 - 06/13/20 12:37 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

:thumbup:
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Re: @hiccups [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26741237 - 06/13/20 07:40 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

You talking about the "take a deep breathe, and hold for 10 sec. While still holding breathe, inhale again, and hold fpr another 10 sec?


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Re: @hiccups [Re: 1234go]
    #26741293 - 06/13/20 08:09 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

I used to put a lot of hot sauce on food but then it started giving me hiccups if I had too much.


IIRC there have been some suicides related to persistent hiccups.


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Re: @hiccups [Re: psi]
    #26741343 - 06/13/20 08:35 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

When I have hiccups I open up my throat and kinda push like I'm forcing a burp. You should get a mini burp thingy and then done.


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Re: @hiccups [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #26741346 - 06/13/20 08:37 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Sounds silly but if you get the hiccups bad, take your hands and plug your ears and nose and hold your breath and close your eyes. I dont know why but it works every time. My ex girlfriends grandmother told me that years ago Haha.


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Re: @hiccups [Re: SonicTitan] * 1
    #26741402 - 06/13/20 09:02 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

How do you plug both ears, and nose with only two hands?

:kummeli:


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Re: @hiccups [Re: 1234go] * 1
    #26741413 - 06/13/20 09:09 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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How do you plug both ears, and nose with only two hands?

:kummeli:




just roll with it dude

sonic knows what he's talking about, 2 weeks ago he PM'd me out of a precarious hiccup ordeal with much success.


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Re: @hiccups [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #26741469 - 06/13/20 09:44 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

OK so my method works for me every time. Just rinse and repeat if it dont work first time, you gotta make an effort.

Inhale till you cannot inhale no more till painfully full of air. Shut that air valve and hold it all in like a hit of Salvia. Imagine it's salvia your holding in. Let it out when you really need to breathe.

Rinse and repeat if it don't work right away.

Just do it :nike:


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Re: @hiccups [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #26741482 - 06/13/20 09:49 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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How do you plug both ears, and nose with only two hands?

:kummeli:




How did you not figure this out? Stick a thumb in each ear hole, and your pinkys squish shut each nose hole. Do the Hawaiian rad pinky and thumb up hand sign.

Just do it :nike:


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Re: @hiccups [Re: trees]
    #26741484 - 06/13/20 09:49 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah that checks out.


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Re: @hiccups [Re: 1234go]
    #26741487 - 06/13/20 09:51 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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How do you plug both ears, and nose with only two hands?

:kummeli:



Your thumb plugs your nose and index finger your ear.


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Re: @hiccups [Re: trees] * 1
    #26741535 - 06/13/20 10:16 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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How did you not figure this out? Stick a thumb in each ear hole, and your pinkys squish shut each nose hole. Do the Hawaiian rad pinky and thumb up hand sign.

Just do it :nike:





You must have some tiny, petite little thumbs...SonicTitan's method works much better.


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Re: @hiccups [Re: 1234go]
    #26741572 - 06/13/20 10:43 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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How do you plug both ears, and nose with only two hands?

:kummeli:



Fuk no's...
But if you move your hands slowly against your ears while slightly altering the pressure applied by each palm while lightly tapping your forefingers against the side of your head...you might get an approximation of mans first tentative steps toward an appreciation of music...
Or sum such bollockry.


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Re: @hiccups [Re: deucedbi9]
    #26741759 - 06/13/20 12:49 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: @hiccups [Re: 1234go]
    #26741763 - 06/13/20 12:50 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Wings cure hiccups


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Re: @hiccups [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26741844 - 06/13/20 01:24 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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Wings cure hiccups



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Re: @hiccups [Re: SonicTitan] * 1
    #26742568 - 06/13/20 07:41 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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Sounds silly but if you get the hiccups bad, take your hands and plug your ears and nose and hold your breath and close your eyes. I dont know why but it works every time. My ex girlfriends grandmother told me that years ago Haha.




Yeah I got pretty severe hiccups from heavy opiate use, that's a good one.  I had to combine techniques, I would plug my ears and nose and take 10 sips off the far side of the glass without breathing, then do the holding breath while taking little tiny more gulps of air that 1234 mentioned as long as I could.  It sounds ridiculous and takes some dexterity, like plug ears and nose with thumbs and pointers, then hold the glass with ring, index, and pinkies, but it stopped them every time.  The thing is they come back if you keep doing what caused them though.


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