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Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250?
#26739409 - 06/12/20 11:37 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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It doesn't have to be the same bag you just have to shit in a bag instead of the toilet. You could throw it away after shitting in it but no shitting in the toilet.
What would be the minimum you could be paid to do this?
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: Cannabischarlie] 1
#26739429 - 06/12/20 11:45 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Could I use a plastic bag inside of a paper bag, for rigidity?
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: Cannabischarlie] 1
#26739431 - 06/12/20 11:47 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'll do it for tree fiddy.
Good opportunity to work the legs and core, IMO.
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: larry.fisherman]
#26739432 - 06/12/20 11:47 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm gonna put a shameless but its gotta be $500/week minimum as it will be a high rick job with the risk of fecal interaction thru the roof.
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: spirit_shadow]
#26739442 - 06/12/20 11:51 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Lmao I've done it for months for free before. I would definitely do it for 250
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: Cannabischarlie] 6
#26739447 - 06/12/20 11:53 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah $250 would be worth it to me for that I suppose. Are you allowed to use something like this with the bag hanging under it? Or is the challenge the awkwardness of holding the bag while shitting.
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: Cannabischarlie]
#26739493 - 06/12/20 12:18 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah no problem at all
When I traveled around in my van I crapped in bags all the time
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: Tripsurfer]
#26739500 - 06/12/20 12:22 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Go on a cruise and you might get the chance to pay to poop in a bag.
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: Cannabischarlie]
#26739589 - 06/12/20 01:11 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hot bagging is the responsible thing to do in times of drought or when on a tour bus with the band
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: Gene Hackman] 1
#26739593 - 06/12/20 01:13 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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For $250 a week I’ll shit in the shower and waffle stomp it.
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: Kwyjibo] 2
#26739605 - 06/12/20 01:21 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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If it was for every week then yes. 13,000 extra a year would help. For one week? Nah.
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: Distorted Vision] 1
#26739636 - 06/12/20 01:34 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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No, but I’m not here to kink shame.
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: SARAtonin] 1
#26739676 - 06/12/20 01:56 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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I had to do basically that so docs could analyze my poop. For scientific purposes.
It's not that bad.
I had to pay them to look at my poop so I suppose I wouldn't mind being the one who got paid instead.
I mean it's just vaguely humiliating and seems unsanitary but done worse...
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: Cannabischarlie] 5
#26740000 - 06/12/20 04:39 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Cannabischarlie said: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250?
It doesn't have to be the same bag you just have to shit in a bag instead of the toilet. You could through it away after shitting in it but no shitting in the toilet.
What would be the minimum you could be paid to do this?
$68.
I know this tiny orphanage in Kenya that takes care of about 68 children. Taking care of them for a day costs about $1 each.
So, I shit in a bag for a week, you have your cheap entertainment, the orphanage will have 1 day of care expenses paid for the kids, or a 100lbs bag of rice, or give all of the 68 children a pair of flipflops if their old ones are worn down, or however the heck they choose to spend that.
I take a little humbling discomfort, you fart some small change and it means the world to those kids.
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: Asante]
#26740005 - 06/12/20 04:41 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Asante said:
$68.
I know this tiny orphanage in Kenya that takes care of about 68 children. Taking care of them for a day costs about $1 each.
So, I shit in a bag for a week, you have your cheap entertainment, the orphanage will have 1 day of care expenses paid for the kids, or a 100lbs bag of rice, or give all of the 68 children a pair of flipflops if their old ones are worn down, or however the heck they choose to spend that.
I take a little discomfort, you fart some small change and it means the world to those kids.

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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: Niffla]
#26740014 - 06/12/20 04:44 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Big heart sure, but also think about you: wouldnt you feel awesome about having done something so positive?
68 pairs of flops for little orphans, a 100lbs bag of rice for their pantry, its a significant amount of money over there.
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: Asante]
#26740023 - 06/12/20 04:48 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: Niffla] 1
#26740069 - 06/12/20 05:01 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Their interest and your selfinterest converge and that's just OK. 
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: Cannabischarlie]
#26740237 - 06/12/20 06:19 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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$1000 minimum. I don't really value money that much so lesser amounts of money than that are just not worth enough to make it worthwhile.
Having said that, I'd also do it in exchange for a sheet of acid, which is technically only like $300-400 maybe in monetary value, but the added benefit of not having to go out and actually buy said sheet myself and take on that risk, and wait for it to arrive, etc. makes up the difference. I value money less than I value a sheet of acid.
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: nooneman] 4
#26740246 - 06/12/20 06:27 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Look, I gotta make a profit here too. Best I can do is is a 10 strip and a store credit for $23. People just aren't buying shitbags like they used to.
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: PatrickKn] 2
#26740317 - 06/12/20 07:00 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah I've heard the "leave a burning bag of shit on someone's doorstep" industry has taken a real turn lately.
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: psi]
#26740374 - 06/12/20 07:25 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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psi said: Yeah I've heard the "leave a burning bag of shit on someone's doorstep" industry has taken a real turn lately.
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: psi]
#26740489 - 06/12/20 08:11 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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psi said: Yeah $250 would be worth it to me for that I suppose. Are you allowed to use something like this with the bag hanging under it? Or is the challenge the awkwardness of holding the bag while shitting.

God damn you ask the best questions. I was just wondering if I could throw the bags at my exes house
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: viraldrome] 1
#26740543 - 06/12/20 08:32 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Good news, you can do that for free with or without the $250. Wouldn't recommend it though.
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: PatrickKn]
#26740620 - 06/12/20 09:10 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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True story I once worked with a girl who had to wear a colostomy bag. She was pretty young and had some type of issue (obviously) but she never discussed why or what. Not that it was any of my business anyway. You could tell that it made her extremely self conscious. Poor gal. From what coworkers said it was permanent.
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: Cannabischarlie]
#26740717 - 06/12/20 10:03 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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After you shit in the bag can you dump it in the toilet
Either way my answer would be fuck yes. I’ve had to do it before but the trash was wicked rancid. The entire neighborhood was on alert.
Still, that’s hella easy money.
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#26740721 - 06/12/20 10:04 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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TheFakeSunRa said: I’ve had to do it before.
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#26740730 - 06/12/20 10:07 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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I've shit in a ay worse for way longer. I'd shit on my own face for a week for 25 million tho. I mean hell for that kinda money r Kelly could fart in my dinner tonight. Spray fart.
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: Niffla]
#26740833 - 06/12/20 10:56 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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TheFakeSunRa said: I’ve had to do it before.

My toilet was broken from tree roots getting into the pipes and my landlord wouldn’t fix it.
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
#26740841 - 06/12/20 11:02 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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I mean I've shat in inappropriate places before, I dont understand the challenge. The problem is when you cant shower for weeks and get jungle butt. You wont ever fully recover from that keep your assholes clean folks.
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#26740842 - 06/12/20 11:03 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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TheFakeSunRa said: I’ve had to do it before.

My toilet was broken from tree roots getting into the pipes and my landlord wouldn’t fix it.
Damn. How long did you have to do that?
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: Cannabischarlie]
#26740934 - 06/13/20 12:56 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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I dont think shitting is the challenge here, its the pissing that always accompanies the shitting
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: Cannabischarlie]
#26740936 - 06/13/20 12:59 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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I shit in bags for FREE, son.
I'll take out all of you guys' shit businesses by doing it for FREE.
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: Loaded Shaman]
#26740947 - 06/13/20 01:08 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Oh shit I'm fully hard now, no pun intended
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: moonrockmushy]
#26740954 - 06/13/20 01:14 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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I just shat twice in five different bags since this post.
You do the math.
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: Niffla] 1
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My toilet was broken from tree roots getting into the pipes and my landlord wouldn’t fix it.
Damn. How long did you have to do that?
About a month
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#26741271 - 06/13/20 07:59 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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That's a lot of bag poops.
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: PatrickKn]
#26741321 - 06/13/20 08:21 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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PatrickKn said: Look, I gotta make a profit here too. Best I can do is is a 10 strip and a store credit for $23. People just aren't buying shitbags like they used to.
Theres gotta be a niche market out there for them. Keep looking man
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: SonicTitan]
#26741498 - 06/13/20 09:56 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Where do I sign up for this?
I'll shit in a bag for the rest of my life of it means I get $250 a week for doing so.
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: trees] 1
#26741586 - 06/13/20 10:51 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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I've shat in a bag more then week. Didn't get paid for it but we did safe a forest and the animals. When you're up in tree about 20m high it's the only 'decent' way to take a dump.
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#26746904 - 06/15/20 03:49 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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larry.fisherman said: Could I use a plastic bag inside of a paper bag, for rigidity?
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TheFakeSunRa said: After you shit in the bag can you dump it in the toilet
Either way my answer would be fuck yes. I’ve had to do it before but the trash was wicked rancid. The entire neighborhood was on alert.
Still, that’s hella easy money.
No toilet dumping. That sounds horrible, plus your trash is extremely stinky
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: Cannabischarlie] 1
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Can I use a bucket instead?
Bucket Tek anyone?
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
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I'd shit in a bag for a week for half that much money. I mean, you're gonna shit anyway and there are bags everywhere. It's all profit.
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 1
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Bucket Tek anyone? 

bags only, little bags too like zip lock sandwich bags which greatly increases the difficulty level
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: Niffla]
#26747203 - 06/15/20 06:01 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Is there a specific bag disposal protocol, or do you just do whatever with the bags when you're done?
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: Obie1989]
#26747243 - 06/15/20 06:18 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Obie1989 said: Is there a specific bag disposal protocol, or do you just do whatever with the bags when you're done?
you leave the zip locks open and place in the garbage outside in the summer heat and try to beat out SunRa's record for rancid-ness
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: Niffla]
#26748709 - 06/16/20 10:49 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Obie1989 said: Is there a specific bag disposal protocol, or do you just do whatever with the bags when you're done?
you leave the zip locks open and place in the garbage outside in the summer heat and try to beat out SunRa's record for rancid-ness
Extra cash for this but use regular sandwich bags if you're going to leave them open anyway. Cheaper and more eco friendly
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: Cannabischarlie]
#26748719 - 06/16/20 10:59 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Obie1989 said: Is there a specific bag disposal protocol, or do you just do whatever with the bags when you're done?
you leave the zip locks open and place in the garbage outside in the summer heat and try to beat out SunRa's record for rancid-ness
Extra cash for this but use regular sandwich bags if you're going to leave them open anyway. Cheaper and more eco friendly
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: Asante]
#26754291 - 06/18/20 12:59 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Cannabischarlie said: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250?
It doesn't have to be the same bag you just have to shit in a bag instead of the toilet. You could through it away after shitting in it but no shitting in the toilet.
What would be the minimum you could be paid to do this?
$68.
I know this tiny orphanage in Kenya that takes care of about 68 children. Taking care of them for a day costs about $1 each.
So, I shit in a bag for a week, you have your cheap entertainment, the orphanage will have 1 day of care expenses paid for the kids, or a 100lbs bag of rice, or give all of the 68 children a pair of flipflops if their old ones are worn down, or however the heck they choose to spend that.
I take a little humbling discomfort, you fart some small change and it means the world to those kids.

That's cute but the offer was $250. You just failed those children brah.
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: Distorted Vision]
#26757791 - 06/19/20 03:49 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Cannabischarlie said: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250?
It doesn't have to be the same bag you just have to shit in a bag instead of the toilet. You could through it away after shitting in it but no shitting in the toilet.
What would be the minimum you could be paid to do this?
$68.
I know this tiny orphanage in Kenya that takes care of about 68 children. Taking care of them for a day costs about $1 each.
So, I shit in a bag for a week, you have your cheap entertainment, the orphanage will have 1 day of care expenses paid for the kids, or a 100lbs bag of rice, or give all of the 68 children a pair of flipflops if their old ones are worn down, or however the heck they choose to spend that.
I take a little humbling discomfort, you fart some small change and it means the world to those kids.

That's cute but the offer was $250. You just failed those children brah.
It's okay he would still get $250
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: psi]
#26774114 - 06/22/20 11:44 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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psi said: Yeah $250 would be worth it to me for that I suppose. Are you allowed to use something like this with the bag hanging under it? Or is the challenge the awkwardness of holding the bag while shitting.

THIS is ideal for this
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: Obie1989]
#26784349 - 06/26/20 10:59 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Obie1989 said: I'd shit in a bag for a week for half that much money. I mean, you're gonna shit anyway and there are bags everywhere. It's all profit.
It's not necessarily convenient
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: Cannabischarlie]
#26784645 - 06/26/20 12:39 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Obie1989 said: I'd shit in a bag for a week for half that much money. I mean, you're gonna shit anyway and there are bags everywhere. It's all profit.
It's not necessarily convenient
Toilets aren't always convenient either...
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: Obie1989] 1
#26784743 - 06/26/20 01:11 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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To increase my cringe factor without lying, in my prep I have plastic bags for various purposes such as shitting in if the
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: Asante] 1
#26784752 - 06/26/20 01:13 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: Obie1989] 1
#26784756 - 06/26/20 01:15 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Obie1989 said: Fortune favors the prepared.
What a great saying
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: trees]
#26784935 - 06/26/20 02:30 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: Kelazam]
#26784979 - 06/26/20 02:46 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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I would do it for 50 dollars. I only crap like every other day and always at home so it would be easy to do this shit. Diarrhea would be the worst with this deal though, but I would take my chances. What a funny idea. How the hell did you come up with this
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: InnerWisdom]
#26785056 - 06/26/20 03:16 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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yeah my kratom brick poops would make this easy money
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Re: Would you shit in a bag for a week for $250? [Re: gopher]
#26785069 - 06/26/20 03:26 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Lol but once you take a crap is the bag big enough
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