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Fiery
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Over near Tallahassee there was a series of missing dogs near this one golf community. Like 7 dogs had disappeared and FINALLY the police decided to get involved since it because like this big "dogknapped" scheme,.
So anyways the latest dog to be snatched had a tracking collar on it with like a 20 mile radius or something like that, so the cops show up, and are like Ok, mam, we have your dog on the tracker, and it's moving, LETS GO, so they jumped in the police car and sure enough they came up to the lake, and got out and the officer was like THEY ARE ON THE MOVE, so they started running down to the lake and the lady tripped ( lol no joke) and then the officer was like we gotta hurry the dog is getting away so they dash off and LO AND BEHOLD they come up to the edge of a big pond, and just stare out at the water and there's nothing.
And the officer says " ITS GOT TO BE HERE" and then, across the pond, the dinosaur like fins rose up from the water.
Long story short they trapped the alligator and it had 7 dog collar tags in it's stomach, including the tracking device.
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1234go
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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit [Re: pirate-blues] 2
#26732455 - 06/09/20 07:36 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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pirate-blues said: I live in Southeastern PA - but right now I'm at my folks in the middle of nowhere. Closest point of reference is Scranton PA, and that's still an hour away.
......so I should probably pass on that 
Scranton, PA! The Office!
I'd pass on gator too if I was way up there. It's like eating seafood in the Midwest...they better have a daily airmail or tri-weeekly shipment of seafood or im not going. I've only had gator a few times, but I liked it a lot.
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SonicTitan


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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit [Re: 1234go] 1
#26732465 - 06/09/20 07:41 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Living in Calgary I refused to eat seafood lol. Fuck that, also never order fish on Mondays.
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pirate-blues


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The Blind Ass said: Apparently at last hotel I stayed at in Florida...there was a 2 year old who got eaten by a croc/gator
Near Disney.
I member that 
Horrifying. It was a terrible idea to have your toddler in the water though, but I'm sure those parents deal with that truth every second of every day of their lives.
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Fiery
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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit [Re: pirate-blues] 1
#26732491 - 06/09/20 07:49 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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That sucks... At least the 7 people who lost their dogs probably don't feel as bad.
It's like the movie Anaconda. DO NOT go into the water in the deep BRazilian JUngle near the rare blood Orchid.
I mean FFS
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Texas Honey Badger
No fucks given



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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit [Re: 1234go]
#26732603 - 06/09/20 08:22 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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In the year 2030 this thread will still be on the first page and wangs will still suck
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Fiery
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Spicemaster said: In the year 2030 this thread will still be on the first page and wangs will still suck
Wrong, we'll all be in underground bunkers or dead because of nukes.
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PatrickKn


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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit [Re: Fiery] 1
#26732724 - 06/09/20 09:08 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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As long as underground bunkers are still standing, this thread will be on the first page.
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The Blind Ass
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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit [Re: PatrickKn]
#26732730 - 06/09/20 09:11 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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PatrickKn said: As long as underground bunkers are still standing, this thread will be on the first page.
Q F T
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Niffla



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Spicemaster said: In the year 2030 this thread will still be on the first page and wangs will still suck
YOU SHUT YOUR STUPID MOUTH
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Fiery
Sword of Fire


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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit mah fukkas! [Re: PatrickKn]
#26732735 - 06/09/20 09:12 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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PatrickKn said: As long as underground bunkers are still standing, this thread will be on the first page.

I think so but there might be more demanding issues.. Like getting more wangs.
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Texas Honey Badger
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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit [Re: Niffla]
#26732738 - 06/09/20 09:13 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Niffla said:
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Spicemaster said: In the year 2030 this thread will still be on the first page and wangs will still suck
YOU SHUT YOUR STUPID MOUTH
 NOPE
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Fiery
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Niffla said:
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Spicemaster said: In the year 2030 this thread will still be on the first page and wangs will still suck
YOU SHUT YOUR STUPID MOUTH
 NOPE
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Niffla



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Spicemaster said: In the year 2030 this thread will still be on the first page and wangs will still suck
YOU SHUT YOUR STUPID MOUTH
 NOPE
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The Blind Ass
Bodhi



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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit mah fukkas! [Re: Fiery]
#26732756 - 06/09/20 09:19 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I know I know I know...okay? I know!
Everyone’s up in arms, pming me, crawling the walls wondering when the script for the new Dual Surviver TV Show Co-starring Urb & Fiery is gunna be ready.... jesssh people, I’ve been working day and night surviving on nothing but chicken wings and you will be happy to know, that the rough draft for the Pilot episode is finally nearly completed. So get yourself a nice cold One & a plate of your favorite chicken wings...and sit back and relax & behold & read this decades greatest masterpiece, a story of love, of hardship, or survival,...of triumph.
Since you ‘mah fyks can’t wait any longer I’m going to link you over to the OTD thread that I have been writing it in.
So without further adieu, I give you the 1st edition rough draft of the script for the Pilot ep. of: “ Flowie & Me (Urb) “
https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/26724461/page/1 (clicky)
* A Wingmon 2020 Production (*Copyrighted)
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Fiery
Sword of Fire


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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit wit chz mah fukkas [Re: Niffla]
#26732757 - 06/09/20 09:19 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Texas Honey Badger
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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit wit chz mah fukkas [Re: Fiery]
#26732762 - 06/09/20 09:20 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quit it this aint OTD fool
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Fiery
Sword of Fire


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Check out my new avatar!

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Niffla



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Re: @chicken wangs errwit errwit wit chz mah fukkas [Re: Fiery]
#26732766 - 06/09/20 09:21 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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what has this thread become
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