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topdog82
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What is the craziest conspiracy theory you have heard in person? 1
#26731425 - 06/09/20 01:06 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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My ex coworker was a flat earther
My close friend from birth is now schizophrenic (I have made multiple threads on him) and he told me over the phone the other day that George Floyd (the killing, the protests, the video, the cops etc.) were all fake and paid actors. The corona virus didn't exist. It was a made up concept that doctors are in on. The Syrian Civil War and ISIS never happened. All paid actors. He also told me he was adopted and that his real parents died. Keep in mind he looks like a photocopy of his mother and brother
Its pretty nuts honestly
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Re: What is the craziest conspiracy theory you have heard in person? [Re: topdog82] 1
#26731430 - 06/09/20 01:09 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: What is the craziest conspiracy theory you have heard in person? [Re: topdog82] 5
#26731433 - 06/09/20 01:10 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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2012 the world really did end and everyone was seamlessly transition into a similar dimension with a few differences, hence the mandala effect.
It’s actually pretty cool
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topdog82
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Re: What is the craziest conspiracy theory you have heard in person? [Re: Atreyu]
#26731458 - 06/09/20 01:20 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Atreyu said: 2012 the world really did end and everyone was seamlessly transition into a similar dimension with a few differences, hence the mandala effect.
It’s actually pretty cool
Ok this is creative I'll say that
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Tmethyl
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Re: What is the craziest conspiracy theory you have heard in person? [Re: topdog82] 4
#26731498 - 06/09/20 01:40 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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From my mom, she was never a good mom, but she got a lot worse when I was about 12, and today I barely know her or care to. She got heavy into pills, then meth, etc. I don't know what she is on nowadays.
Anyway last time I visited her, she seemed pretty chill, we talked for awhile(like people who kinda knew each other, not like son and mother ). As we got deeper into the conversation she started getting into conspiracies, she asked me to come outside, I followed her out into the yard and she pointed into the trees. She said there was insects watching us, but they were actually Government spy robots that look like insects. She went on "they even come inside the house, some of them are inside right now, they've been watching me for years, and they are probably watching everyone."
At this point I was really wanting to leave, even though I don't really love her it still hurt to see her so mentally fucked, I almost felt sick. But she wouldn't shut up, she dragged me into her restroom and pointed down the drain of her sink, "look inside". I did, nothing there. She insisted I look closer, I did, nothing there. "maybe they won't let you see them, I see them clearly". "I really want you to see them so you don't think I'm crazy". She went under the fucking sink and started taking the pipes apart. She got one pipe off, crammed her phone up there and started taking pictures. "HAH! I GOT THEM!" She shows me a photo, nothing there, she's pointing all over the photo "there's one there, one right there, and really weird demon looking one right there, oh my god he is so creepy looking. I bet the government makes them look scary so you don't mess with them"
I just told her "ok mom I have to go" gave her hug and left, fully prepared to never see her again.
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Re: What is the craziest conspiracy theory you have heard in person? [Re: Tmethyl] 1
#26731505 - 06/09/20 01:46 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Tmethyl said: From my mom, she was never a good mom, but she got a lot worse when I was about 12, and today I barely know her or care to. She got heavy into pills, then meth, etc. I don't know what she is on nowadays.
Anyway last time I visited her, she seemed pretty chill, we talked for awhile(like people who kinda knew each other, not like son and mother ). As we got deeper into the conversation she started getting into conspiracies, she asked me to come outside, I followed her out into the yard and she pointed into the trees. She said there was insects watching us, but they were actually Government spy robots that look like insects. She went on "they even come inside the house, some of them are inside right now, they've been watching me for years, and they are probably watching everyone."
At this point I was really wanting to leave, even though I don't really love her it still hurt to see her so mentally fucked, I almost felt sick. But she wouldn't shut up, she dragged me into her restroom and pointed down the drain of her sink, "look inside". I did, nothing there. She insisted I look closer, I did, nothing there. "maybe they won't let you see them, I see them clearly". "I really want you to see them so you don't think I'm crazy". She went under the fucking sink and started taking the pipes apart. She got one pipe off, crammed her phone up there and started taking pictures. "HAH! I GOT THEM!" She shows me a photo, nothing there, she's pointing all over the photo "there's one there, one right there, and really weird demon looking one right there, oh my god he is so creepy looking. I bet the government makes them look scary so you don't mess with them"
I just told her "ok mom I have to go" gave her hug and left, fully prepared to never see her again.

Damn, man.
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topdog82
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Re: What is the craziest conspiracy theory you have heard in person? [Re: Niffla]
#26731517 - 06/09/20 01:50 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Damn dude. My close relative/friend showed signs of schizo at 14 and it’s just gotten worse. He grew up in my house and was closer to me than my own brother. He will be hitting that point really soon
It’s sad because I used to think there was hope. But that’s about that. Just accept it
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Re: What is the craziest conspiracy theory you have heard in person? [Re: Tmethyl]
#26731518 - 06/09/20 01:50 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Shit Tmethyl, sounds like my mom. Mine's got schizophrenia and she's so far gone she can't hold down a job or apartment and puts us in danger, so we can't be around her. Can you get her into a psych ward? She'll hate it, but it might be what's best for her long term. We tried, but couldn't get her to stay since she's not a Mexican citizen and can sue the pants off of the hospital, so they had to let her go.
Back to the thread, other than my mom, who claims she owns GE, the Hilton Hotels and a bunch of other crap but was screwed out of it by her family and residents of the town where I live, a plumber we hired told us that the corona virus had already existed previously and it was in the labels of a popular cleaning product here and that it's being used for population control. I'm not telling it right, because I had to hold in laughter when this guy was telling me everything.
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Re: What is the craziest conspiracy theory you have heard in person? [Re: Niffla]
#26731522 - 06/09/20 01:52 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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That sucks dude. No disrespect to people who use meth and somehow dont go apeshit mad, but that's meth for you. Had to cut a few ties because they just couldn't get or keep their shit together. You seem like a cool dude. Congrats on not letting your own life get fuck off because of the bad situation.
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Re: What is the craziest conspiracy theory you have heard in person? [Re: ninja cat 09]
#26731526 - 06/09/20 01:53 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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My friend made me watch a video about the foundlings. Children that seem to just appear out of nonwhere. I really couldn’t get to the bottom of what they were trying to say but it seem like they’re saying these kids are from another dimension or something.
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ninja cat 09
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Re: What is the craziest conspiracy theory you have heard in person? [Re: GreenHorns]
#26731545 - 06/09/20 01:58 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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topdog82 said: Damn dude. My close relative/friend showed signs of schizo at 14 and it’s just gotten worse. He grew up in my house and was closer to me than my own brother. He will be hitting that point really soon
It’s sad because I used to think there was hope. But that’s about that. Just accept it
It's really hard to admit that they can't be helped. It took me a long time.
I remember reading in an article, which I can't seem to find, that the logner schizophrenia goes untreated the worse it gets, and the harder it is to treat. My experience confirms this. Apparently the younger it appears (usually around late teens/early twenties) the worse it gets. Which is sad, but it gives me hope. I'm getting close to my late 20's and I haven't gotten it yet, which makes me hopeful that I won't, but I refuse to live with that sickness if I do get it.
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GreenHorns said: That sucks dude. No disrespect to people who use meth and somehow dont go apeshit mad, but that's meth for you. Had to cut a few ties because they just couldn't get or keep their shit together. You seem like a cool dude. Congrats on not letting your own life get fuck off because of the bad situation.
Meth psychosis isn't the same as shcizophrenia, but schizophrenia is a form of constant psychosis. Even people with bipolar can develop psychosis, although their episodes are generally come to an end.
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Re: What is the craziest conspiracy theory you have heard in person? [Re: ninja cat 09] 2
#26731566 - 06/09/20 02:08 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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topdog82 said: It’s sad because I used to think there was hope.
Yeah I remember naively thinking she would sober up one day and settle down. The only settling she'll be doing is in a grave.
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GreenHorns said: Congrats on not letting your own life get fuck off because of the bad situation.
She got 2 of my brothers hooked on meth with her, all 3 of them spent a couple of years doing whatever meth addicts do to make money, steal shit, break into things, etc. But my brothers managed to break free and are both doing OK right now.
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ninja cat 09 said: Shit Tmethyl, sounds like my mom.
Sorry to hear that.
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ninja cat 09 said: Can you get her into a psych ward? She'll hate it, but it might be what's best for her long term.
Funny story, she has been to one, I think the police who arrested her thought she was crazy, so they set it up to get her help. But my mom has some kind of super power, she can pretend to be a completely normal person when it suits her, I mean she has incredible powers of convincing. She has talked her way out of so many sticky situation, it's actually amusing to behold when she does it. She's not stupid, just crazy.
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Re: What is the craziest conspiracy theory you have heard in person? [Re: Tmethyl] 2
#26731594 - 06/09/20 02:19 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Damn, is your mom my mom? Except for the meth she sounds a lot like it! Being able to hold it together in front of police or when she'll get into trouble. She's an amazing actor and has used it against us a few times too.
Glad to hear your brothers are doing ok
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Re: What is the craziest conspiracy theory you have heard in person? [Re: topdog82] 1
#26731653 - 06/09/20 02:42 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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'Pokemon is satanic and will summon demons to ruin your child's life.'
Here in SA we had these circular plastic collectable coins in potato crisp packets. I had a sick-ass collection and my mom cut them all up.
Part of the whole Satanic Panic about the media and such that lingered in SA even up until my teens.
Best preached by my very very religious...science teacher.
Man, I feel so bad for schizophrenic people. Sorry about your story Tmethyl.
I hope some sanity reaches us all.
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Re: What is the craziest conspiracy theory you have heard in person? [Re: remake]
#26731667 - 06/09/20 02:50 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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There are good and bad aliens that influence mankind.
All of them are bad smh.
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Re: What is the craziest conspiracy theory you have heard in person? [Re: remake] 1
#26731686 - 06/09/20 03:04 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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remake said: 'Pokemon is satanic and will summon demons to ruin your child's life.'
Here in SA we had these circular plastic collectable coins in potato crisp packets. I had a sick-ass collection and my mom cut them all up.
Part of the whole Satanic Panic about the media and such that lingered in SA even up until my teens.
Best preached by my very very religious...science teacher.
Man, I feel so bad for schizophrenic people. Sorry about your story Tmethyl.
I hope some sanity reaches us all.
You guys had those too? They were called tazos here and parents also thought pokemon were satanic so was yugioh and a bunch of other stuff I can't even remember!
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Re: What is the craziest conspiracy theory you have heard in person? [Re: ninja cat 09]
#26731710 - 06/09/20 03:15 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yeah, tazos...haha. Wasn't sure what the cultural differences would be between here and elsewhere. Yugioh, I remember as well. Good times. There was this one kid in my grade who would buy the crisps, give them away, but take all the tazos.. Pretty altruistic in a way, I guess.
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Re: What is the craziest conspiracy theory you have heard in person? [Re: ninja cat 09] 2
#26731721 - 06/09/20 03:20 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Hey this thread was unexpectedly relieving. I don't want to say that it's liberating to see others with schizophrenic family members but it is eye opening to know others have experienced what I have. I am not alone in this. I truly hate schizophrenia. Its really frustrating stuff
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Re: What is the craziest conspiracy theory you have heard in person? [Re: topdog82] 1
#26731758 - 06/09/20 03:33 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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remake said: Yeah, tazos...haha. Wasn't sure what the cultural differences would be between here and elsewhere. Yugioh, I remember as well. Good times. There was this one kid in my grade who would buy the crisps, give them away, but take all the tazos.. Pretty altruistic in a way, I guess.
Here there was a type of chips that always had two! The tomato ones, which I hated, so I never got two tazos at once I think they're still an occasional thing, but they're not as big as they were.
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topdog82 said: Hey this thread was unexpectedly relieving. I don't want to say that it's liberating to see others with schizophrenic family members but it is eye opening to know others have experienced what I have. I am not alone in this. I truly hate schizophrenia. Its really frustrating stuff
Yeah, for the longest time I thought I was alone, then I found out a friend of my dad's mom had it too, and then the mom of a friend, and it just seems a whole lot more common now. My gf has bipolar and she's fine 99% of the time. I don't know why nobody ever told me, because it would have been a huge help earlier on to know I wasn't the only one with a crazy mom. Side effects of growing up in a small town I guess.
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Re: What is the craziest conspiracy theory you have heard in person? [Re: topdog82]
#26733261 - 06/10/20 02:32 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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David Icke's entire career.
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