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OfflineNightfox32197
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Drug tests.. help
    #26730047 - 06/08/20 09:07 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

I use to love smoking weed. But now that I have a job/ Career that does random on site drug tests, I haven't smoked in 2 years. I love psychedelics, so I'm trying my hand at growing some mushrooms to enjoy, being that they will not show up.

But can anyone think of a way that I can smoke pot again? I just miss it so much. I have synthetic urin,but I'm skeptical about having to keep it on me all day every day, and up to temp. Any advice guys?

I also tryed CBD bud when I was off for a while, it has a calming affect, but I hear that I can test positive for it because it has trace amounts of THC. If I'm not able to smoke pot, do you think I can burn some CBD flower on a Friday, and piss clean on Monday if our little friend shows up to give me a wiz quiz?

I'm also looking into microdosing, to manage my anxiety and ADD, with the shrooms. And taking a trip worthy dose when I need enlightenment, or feel like tripping. Thankyou for reading and I appreciate any advice


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Re: Drug tests.. help [Re: Nightfox32197] * 1
    #26730059 - 06/08/20 09:12 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

My brother kept fake piss with him every day at this one job he had a few years back. That is how devoted to weed he was lol good luck soldier! :salute:


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Re: Drug tests.. help [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26730178 - 06/08/20 10:33 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

You're selling your soul for a job like that
...quit


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Re: Drug tests.. help [Re: TheStallionMang]
    #26730206 - 06/08/20 10:49 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Is it a good job (not does it pay well, but does it make you feel fulfilled)?  If the answer is yes may be best to give up the devil's lettuce for good. If no, maybe start looking for another job without random testing.  My job does random testing (according to the offer sheet I signed) but I roll dem bones anyway and hope I don't come up snake eyes.


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Invisiblesplit_by_nine
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Re: Drug tests.. help [Re: Nightfox32197]
    #26730244 - 06/08/20 11:13 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

how random are the tests?

you said youve been off the weeds for 2 years, is that how long youve been employed with this company? how many drug tests have you had?

i agree with ice9. money is great but happiness is greater.


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Invisiblesplit_by_nine
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Re: Drug tests.. help [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26730255 - 06/08/20 11:19 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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spirit_shadow said:
My brother kept fake piss with him every day at this one job he had a few years back. That is how devoted to weed he was lol good luck soldier! :salute:




i have two friends that do this. one even keeps the pee on their person at all times.. just in case.

@nightfox, lab tests measure temperature but some field tests do not. if your job does randoms but doesnt measure for body temp, then you just need to keep some clean pee on you

urine luck


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