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I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests and gun * 1
    #26727475 - 06/07/20 08:13 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Let me tell you how this story starts. I was at a well known park, where there are protected fish with strict fishing seasons. I pulled up and was chillin getting my fishing pole ready with a small CRAWFISH trap on the end of the line.
SOme other dude pulled up and was like " hey, have you seen any mushrooms around here? Know any good place to find some??"
I was like no, I have not, have you tried across the bridge there? and I pointed over across the bridge near the cool spot by the river.
Well I got my fishing pole, my backpack which had a beer in it and the crawfish bait, and managed to make it down the hard to get to trail, to the water.

Now mind you, this place is BEAUTIFUL. And also dangerous to get to, but I didn't mind. I loaded up my crawfish trap on my fishing pole, and threw it out into the cool, emerald green slightly murky water moving somewhat slow, and a few seconds later, cracked my beer and sat down on the sand to enjoy a nice brew.

Well, I had a mighty fine time. I was there for almost an hour after I finished the beer which I put back in my pack, and on the way out I was on the small trail leading to the parking lot and  out of nowhere two male officers one white one asian stepped out of the woods out of NOWHERE and blocked me, and said "Catch anything?"  Real intimidating like.......I saw one put his hand on his gun as he was waiting to see if I was going to run or not, but I looked him dead in the eye and said No.

He sort of relaxed and said " did you have a good time" I was like " do you WANT TO SEE MY FISHING LICENSE?" he sort of looked really defeated like he had misjudged my character entirely and I saw the entire event change in his eyes and then his partner( the asian guy) started to question me


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery] * 1
    #26727489 - 06/07/20 08:19 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Bro..... :popcorn:


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26727509 - 06/07/20 08:28 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

bro..

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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Tmethyl]
    #26727524 - 06/07/20 08:32 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

No let me tell you I am a woodsman by all accounts and these guys were in full black out had bullet proof vests - the back it said FWS on one of the vests and I might I don't recall the other said FBI but the letters were in big white I was so spooked because these dudes LITERALLY popped out of the woods on me I've NEVER seen anything like it.

The entire conversation lasted like 60 seconds I was in such a spooked daze I don't remember the entire account,.


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery] * 1
    #26727531 - 06/07/20 08:33 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Did they racially discriminate you?


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26727533 - 06/07/20 08:34 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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Did they racially discriminate you?




If that means in my favor, then yes.


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery]
    #26727534 - 06/07/20 08:35 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

They like to watch you for awhile... :creepylurker:


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers [Re: Fiery]
    #26727537 - 06/07/20 08:35 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

I wish I had a video of that or wore a body cam because this was some serious shit.
I'm still a bit rattled.


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Amanita86]
    #26727540 - 06/07/20 08:36 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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They like to watch you for awhile... :creepylurker:




What's messed up is the entire time on the shore I felt like I was being watched. And I am a very intuitive guy.



But they must have misjudged me.


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery]
    #26727544 - 06/07/20 08:38 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

What happened? Did they leave you alone? Did they ninja roll back into the woods? I need details :awehigh:


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery]
    #26727548 - 06/07/20 08:40 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

They probably figured they could get you for smoking a pipe of some herb or taking a fish without a license.  They just do what they do..


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Amanita86] * 1
    #26727551 - 06/07/20 08:42 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

FBI tho? It would make sense if it was say a conservation officer.....


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26727552 - 06/07/20 08:42 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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What happened? Did they leave you alone? :





They did actually. They just stepped aside and were like ......I don't even remember what they said but it was like"have a good day" and I walked about 12 feet, turned around and there were there looking at me. I didn't look back again.


I will never take that trail again BTW. But I did some others at the same park and no one tried to jump me. I seriously felt like I was jumped on the trail ESPECIALLY considering the dude put his hand on his gun .


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26727555 - 06/07/20 08:43 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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FBI tho? It would make sense if it was say a conservation officer.....




No it was 3 letters in white on a black bullet proof kevlars I think maybe GBI or FBI or FWA I was so spooked and was making eye contact the entire time


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery]
    #26727559 - 06/07/20 08:46 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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Quote:

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FBI tho? It would make sense if it was say a conservation officer.....




No it was 3 letters in white on a black bullet proof kevlars I think maybe GBI or FBI or FWA I was so spooked and was making eye contact the entire time




Also, the letters on the two vests were different. but both 3 letters in white.

SOrry I can't remember seriously this all happened so quick.


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery]
    #26727560 - 06/07/20 08:46 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

One of them might have been ATF like I said I can't remember.


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery]
    #26727561 - 06/07/20 08:47 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

DNR?


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Amanita86]
    #26727570 - 06/07/20 08:51 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

YES! That might have been one of them, that sparks a memory. But the other one was different like ATF or FBI or something. DNR rings a big bell.


But why the bullet proof vests?


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery] * 1
    #26727572 - 06/07/20 08:53 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Because they’re out there patrolling hunters etc.  When they run across someone breaking the law, the person often has a gun on them.


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Amanita86] * 2
    #26727596 - 06/07/20 09:07 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

There’s a lesson to be learned in this story and that lesson is OP is a white guy


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: koods]
    #26727599 - 06/07/20 09:10 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

I’m not getting what you’re saying...  why is him being white a lesson?


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Amanita86]
    #26727600 - 06/07/20 09:11 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

I'm not even white.



I'm 10% native American and 7% African American


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery]
    #26727603 - 06/07/20 09:15 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Game wardens are typically pretty cool in my experience.  I’m sure you have your assholes like with anything but I don’t think they deal with the same shit and hit critical burn out like a city cop does.  As long as you’re not fucking around they’re pretty reasonable..


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Amanita86]
    #26727606 - 06/07/20 09:17 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Actually the stories I’ve heard of them busting mushroom hunters is pretty dickheadish so...


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Amanita86]
    #26727612 - 06/07/20 09:18 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Thing is, I was actually just going to chill. No weed, no drugs, no mushrooms, just one beer and a fishing pole :mel:


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery]
    #26727614 - 06/07/20 09:21 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

I think that’s still legal in some places.  They might try to get you for open display if you’re holding a beer can I guess..:shrug:


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Amanita86] * 1
    #26727615 - 06/07/20 09:22 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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I’m not getting what you’re saying...  why is him being white a lesson?



No the lesson of this story is he’s white. Only a white guy would think this is a scary cop encounter.


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Amanita86]
    #26727617 - 06/07/20 09:23 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

I think the way I did yoga while on the sand, went for a swim in the cool waters, and walked out like I was a beast, make them have a hardon for me( no joke)


I had nothing wrong except the one beer in a park. But I was 100% sober by the time they saw me but I KNEW someone was watching me swimming in those cool chill waters, watching my stretch my thick thighs out on the sand.


Those PERVS!


But no joke I about had a bowel movement in my pants when they popped on the trail in full gear.


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: koods]
    #26727618 - 06/07/20 09:24 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Oh I hear you.  I get it though because you’ll be walking along a trail and walk by a tree and they’ll step out from behind it.  When you think you’re alone, first thought is you’re gonna die..


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Amanita86]
    #26727620 - 06/07/20 09:27 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

That is why you need a good dog to walk the trails with you, to sniff out ninjas.....damn that should go in the pro tip thread :awehigh:


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Amanita86]
    #26727625 - 06/07/20 09:30 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26727626 - 06/07/20 09:30 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Nah... can't be a ninja with a dog.. But I wasn't trying to sneak, that is the thing.

I felt something coming up, but it was like WHAM BAM all of a sudden I think I reached for my knife which wasn't there which is why the officers reached for the gun

These dudes were decked out scary. Riot gear sort of ordeal.


I do remember now them smiling at me


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery]
    #26727632 - 06/07/20 09:33 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Maybe OP was on hallucinagens and thought he saw police.


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Shiithead]
    #26727638 - 06/07/20 09:35 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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Maybe OP was on hallucinagens and thought he saw police.




Nope. It was as real as a bee sting or the sound of thunder.

Straight sober except for a slight one beer fading buzz.


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery]
    #26727661 - 06/07/20 09:48 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Must have been a 40.


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Shiithead]
    #26727681 - 06/07/20 10:00 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

The beer?  It was a 36oz


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery] * 1
    #26727780 - 06/07/20 11:11 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

My favorite part about this story is OP sitting somewhere nice with a beer relaxing and fishing. Makes me wanna go out and relax somewhere along a nice river or something. Good story :thumbup:


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: nooneman] * 1
    #26727787 - 06/07/20 11:17 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Well, the way the water moves, I was just out there on the water yesterday and I said outloud " NOTHING comapres to this"

when you're on the water and in the wild nothing will ever compare. Just make sure to have a survivial way out or a way to make a fire and a camp


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery] * 1
    #26727926 - 06/08/20 01:09 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

So you're pissed because he asked you a stern question and you precieved threat even though it sounds like he was nice. Yeah you're a drama queen


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #26727934 - 06/08/20 01:15 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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So you're pissed because he asked you a stern question and you precieved threat even though it sounds like he was nice. Yeah you're a drama queen





Can you even read>? ( learn to spell perceived first) 


He put his hand on his GUN!!!


Can you imagine what that is like?


You are just judging me unjustly


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery]
    #26729248 - 06/08/20 03:53 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Let me ask you without emotion if you were a cop and knowing everything that's been happening, in good times officers are trained to have the gun acessable so they don't get ambushed like 2 did very recently and it happens more then you think where some random person looks like they're going about their buisiness and ambushes occur when officers die all the time. So in that moment you saw him get ready for the possibility something bad happened then in your words immediately made a judgment call that you were not an angry ambushinng type of guy. The reason I say it's a little dramatic is when some old man gets pushed and cracks his head on the street after trying to hug and officer it took 4 days for there to be calls for the officers to be fired because there's people saying these cops are pigs for putti 20mg their hand on there gun and briefly asking you what was going on. I'm a white guy and I can't imagine how scary it must be to be profiled but let's fight against real police violence not violence that kinda almost happened. It's watering down the pleas of unprovoked shield bashing,rubber bullets being fired, people getting their heads cracked horrible shit.  Im sorry i called you personally dramatic I don't know how that effected you. I'd just ask to keep the anger grounded and ask yourself how egregious that encounter really was.


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #26729263 - 06/08/20 04:02 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #26729338 - 06/08/20 04:37 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Yes, thank you. very good points and thanks for sharing.:fuckyeah:

I'll be more aware of that.


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery]
    #26729394 - 06/08/20 05:01 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

you gotta set boobytraps behind you in case forest popo is stalkin u...

whoops accidentally dropped this fully loaded bear trap...


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery]
    #26729414 - 06/08/20 05:09 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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Yes, thank you. very good points and thanks for sharing.:fuckyeah:

I'll be more aware of that.



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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #27204525 - 02/13/21 08:17 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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Im sorry i called you personally dramatic I don't know how that effected you. I'd just ask to keep the anger grounded and ask yourself how egregious that encounter really was.








Yes:
:yes:

SO to put this entire situational story in perspective- it was 4 years ago.- before all the police feels going around now- Three days after the incident I went back to the same park, to the same place by a different trail- and there before me was over 200 boats and 100 men- standing 12 feet apart of whatever the regulation is- all with rods and similar gear- waiting on the salmon run.

I'd never seen anything like it. As far as I could see about 100 yards across the curve in the mouth of the Columbia river ahead- there were all sorts of vehicles- mostly trucks- parked. and 2 or 3 or only 1 fisherman on the bank there holding his one rod.

I saw then- that the people were reliant on the salmon. Lots of them had native heritage and I waked the whole line - both ways- and talked to many of them- made conversation with complete strangers praising the salmon run this year.

I left with a feeling of superb energy- and I then realized why those federal officers were all post up - my timing was right before a major highly federally regulated salmon run. It all made sense: the officers in the woods, the families just trying to get by: and my place in it all.

The water was so full of boats that I thought from the Megler Bridge they would all be blown to smithereens from the viewpoint- a storm was raging- like I had never seek it was late in the year- late july/early September- and a wind like I had never seen was whipping across the sails from the high viewpoint.

I pulled over once I made it across the bridge into Washington state- and I pulled over there. There's a little rest area to the right there and the road to the left goes straight up to the long beach area. I made the left and on the side of the road in a nice place I saw a boat start to capsize on the giant waves and 3 other boats nearby waving for help. It was like a live action rescue and then I heard the thunder of a chopper it was the coast guard no doubt on hand and saw 3 guys get air rope lifted as their 20ish foot outboard boat went down.


At that point like 100's of people had pulled over on both sides of the Columbia and were watching this happen. It was a major awesome moment and also a harrowing one- without that helicopter those men would have drowned most likely because the wake from the wind would have smashed them against the hulls of all the boats around them.


Anyone been to that little place I'm talking about? I miss that little town of Astoria and the whole area around it. I barely got to explore much either. I've never told all of this part of the story before and I  can't wait to make more!


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery]
    #27204530 - 02/13/21 08:20 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

What did you really do to them to get away without any charges?


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #27204535 - 02/13/21 08:26 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

You know- I've tried to think back to that exact moment probably more than a dozen times and it all comes to the moment we made eye contact I said the words " woooaaa" or "woah"

But I can't explain.

There was this strange pause and from after the first 1 second from the get go I knew I was OK- but near the end I started to realize I was in control of the situation and just left happily.


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery]
    #27204557 - 02/13/21 08:34 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Ahhh....so REAL recognized REAL!  Jeah boiii

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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #27529550 - 11/04/21 01:35 AM (2 years, 2 months ago)

Ok so I never finished the story.


So when I went into the waters at the mouth of the Columbia River in Fort Stevens State Park, the Tide was coming in and about a mile or two Away I could see the Actual Ocean. As the tide swept in I have never seen such cool aqua crisp waters. I swear it was like diving into a cold chilly awakening like waking up in the middle of the winter and putting your head into the snow and back to the sky and loving it.

It's hard to describe.

SO as the story goes I was drinking a beer and I had a fishing pole out... And I touched the water and things inside of me started to ebb and flow with the tide. And then I got naked.

I did leave that part out. I got naked and I swam, and the current about took me away at one point so I just dove underwater and the current swept against my face it felt so good as I was holding my breath.

Well then I tried to repeat that and get fancy and is was not working like that every time so I actually had to kind of "swim for it" the shore that was because the tide was trying to pull me out deep.

Anyone who has ever been to that place at Fort Stevens knows what I mean. It's a magical Tunnel from the great ocean into America. And at the mouth I was swimming in the clear blue. \


* more to come- the story is not over.


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery]
    #27529724 - 11/04/21 06:27 AM (2 years, 2 months ago)

God dammit. If I have to wait another year for the end of the story I am going to lose it.



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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: christopera]
    #27529771 - 11/04/21 07:28 AM (2 years, 2 months ago)

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God dammit. If I have to wait another year for the end of the story I am going to lose it.






"And then I woke up"

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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery]
    #27530136 - 11/04/21 12:48 PM (2 years, 2 months ago)

I smell a lot of spicyness:batlol:


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
    #27530193 - 11/04/21 01:36 PM (2 years, 2 months ago)

Does the Columbia river have a tidal bore?


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery]
    #27530429 - 11/04/21 05:45 PM (2 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah a lot of times my eyes water when I read a Freehiry thread..:crankey:


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Amanita86]
    #27530457 - 11/04/21 06:27 PM (2 years, 2 months ago)

When do the bears eat firey?


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #27530644 - 11/04/21 09:53 PM (2 years, 2 months ago)

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What's messed up is the entire time on the shore I felt like I was being watched. And I am a very intuitive guy.



But they must have misjudged me.






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What happened? Did they leave you alone? Did they ninja roll back into the woods? I need details :awehigh:





Ok yeah.. So, like I said I got naked and swam in a very remote part of the park, There was NO ONE there when I was in the water. It was like reaching the edge of the world, like Louis and Clark did, but way better, because it was just me and reality in this cool flow of water upon me.

I was free. Fro one moment in time when I went to the shores of the Coasts each one guided me and I never went astray.


I can not describe the power of the mouth of the Columbia other than it's a giant beast with many eyes and mouths.


They did not follow me by the way.


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery]
    #27531396 - 11/05/21 02:37 PM (2 years, 2 months ago)

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