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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: koods]
    #26727599 - 06/07/20 09:10 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

I’m not getting what you’re saying...  why is him being white a lesson?


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Amanita86]
    #26727600 - 06/07/20 09:11 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

I'm not even white.



I'm 10% native American and 7% African American


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery]
    #26727603 - 06/07/20 09:15 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Game wardens are typically pretty cool in my experience.  I’m sure you have your assholes like with anything but I don’t think they deal with the same shit and hit critical burn out like a city cop does.  As long as you’re not fucking around they’re pretty reasonable..


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Amanita86]
    #26727606 - 06/07/20 09:17 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Actually the stories I’ve heard of them busting mushroom hunters is pretty dickheadish so...


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Amanita86]
    #26727612 - 06/07/20 09:18 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Thing is, I was actually just going to chill. No weed, no drugs, no mushrooms, just one beer and a fishing pole :mel:


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery]
    #26727614 - 06/07/20 09:21 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

I think that’s still legal in some places.  They might try to get you for open display if you’re holding a beer can I guess..:shrug:


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Amanita86] * 1
    #26727615 - 06/07/20 09:22 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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Amanita86 said:
I’m not getting what you’re saying...  why is him being white a lesson?



No the lesson of this story is he’s white. Only a white guy would think this is a scary cop encounter.


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Amanita86]
    #26727617 - 06/07/20 09:23 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

I think the way I did yoga while on the sand, went for a swim in the cool waters, and walked out like I was a beast, make them have a hardon for me( no joke)


I had nothing wrong except the one beer in a park. But I was 100% sober by the time they saw me but I KNEW someone was watching me swimming in those cool chill waters, watching my stretch my thick thighs out on the sand.


Those PERVS!


But no joke I about had a bowel movement in my pants when they popped on the trail in full gear.


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: koods]
    #26727618 - 06/07/20 09:24 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Oh I hear you.  I get it though because you’ll be walking along a trail and walk by a tree and they’ll step out from behind it.  When you think you’re alone, first thought is you’re gonna die..


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Amanita86]
    #26727620 - 06/07/20 09:27 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

That is why you need a good dog to walk the trails with you, to sniff out ninjas.....damn that should go in the pro tip thread :awehigh:


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Amanita86]
    #26727625 - 06/07/20 09:30 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Premium story telling
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26727626 - 06/07/20 09:30 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Nah... can't be a ninja with a dog.. But I wasn't trying to sneak, that is the thing.

I felt something coming up, but it was like WHAM BAM all of a sudden I think I reached for my knife which wasn't there which is why the officers reached for the gun

These dudes were decked out scary. Riot gear sort of ordeal.


I do remember now them smiling at me


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery]
    #26727632 - 06/07/20 09:33 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Maybe OP was on hallucinagens and thought he saw police.


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Shiithead]
    #26727638 - 06/07/20 09:35 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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Maybe OP was on hallucinagens and thought he saw police.




Nope. It was as real as a bee sting or the sound of thunder.

Straight sober except for a slight one beer fading buzz.


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery]
    #26727661 - 06/07/20 09:48 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Must have been a 40.


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For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Shiithead]
    #26727681 - 06/07/20 10:00 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

The beer?  It was a 36oz


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery] * 1
    #26727780 - 06/07/20 11:11 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

My favorite part about this story is OP sitting somewhere nice with a beer relaxing and fishing. Makes me wanna go out and relax somewhere along a nice river or something. Good story :thumbup:


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: nooneman] * 1
    #26727787 - 06/07/20 11:17 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Well, the way the water moves, I was just out there on the water yesterday and I said outloud " NOTHING comapres to this"

when you're on the water and in the wild nothing will ever compare. Just make sure to have a survivial way out or a way to make a fire and a camp


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery] * 1
    #26727926 - 06/08/20 01:09 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

So you're pissed because he asked you a stern question and you precieved threat even though it sounds like he was nice. Yeah you're a drama queen


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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #26727934 - 06/08/20 01:15 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

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So you're pissed because he asked you a stern question and you precieved threat even though it sounds like he was nice. Yeah you're a drama queen





Can you even read>? ( learn to spell perceived first) 


He put his hand on his GUN!!!


Can you imagine what that is like?


You are just judging me unjustly


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