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Amanita86
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: koods]
#26727599 - 06/07/20 09:10 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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I’m not getting what you’re saying... why is him being white a lesson?
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Amanita86]
#26727600 - 06/07/20 09:11 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm not even white.
I'm 10% native American and 7% African American
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Amanita86
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery]
#26727603 - 06/07/20 09:15 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Game wardens are typically pretty cool in my experience. I’m sure you have your assholes like with anything but I don’t think they deal with the same shit and hit critical burn out like a city cop does. As long as you’re not fucking around they’re pretty reasonable..
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Amanita86
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Amanita86]
#26727606 - 06/07/20 09:17 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Actually the stories I’ve heard of them busting mushroom hunters is pretty dickheadish so...
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Amanita86]
#26727612 - 06/07/20 09:18 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Thing is, I was actually just going to chill. No weed, no drugs, no mushrooms, just one beer and a fishing pole
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Amanita86
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery]
#26727614 - 06/07/20 09:21 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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I think that’s still legal in some places. They might try to get you for open display if you’re holding a beer can I guess..
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Amanita86] 1
#26727615 - 06/07/20 09:22 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Amanita86 said: I’m not getting what you’re saying... why is him being white a lesson?
No the lesson of this story is he’s white. Only a white guy would think this is a scary cop encounter.
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Amanita86]
#26727617 - 06/07/20 09:23 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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I think the way I did yoga while on the sand, went for a swim in the cool waters, and walked out like I was a beast, make them have a hardon for me( no joke)
I had nothing wrong except the one beer in a park. But I was 100% sober by the time they saw me but I KNEW someone was watching me swimming in those cool chill waters, watching my stretch my thick thighs out on the sand.
Those PERVS!
But no joke I about had a bowel movement in my pants when they popped on the trail in full gear.
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: koods]
#26727618 - 06/07/20 09:24 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Oh I hear you. I get it though because you’ll be walking along a trail and walk by a tree and they’ll step out from behind it. When you think you’re alone, first thought is you’re gonna die..
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Amanita86]
#26727620 - 06/07/20 09:27 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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That is why you need a good dog to walk the trails with you, to sniff out ninjas.....damn that should go in the pro tip thread
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Amanita86]
#26727625 - 06/07/20 09:30 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Premium story telling Let’s here another
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Fiery
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: spirit_shadow]
#26727626 - 06/07/20 09:30 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Nah... can't be a ninja with a dog.. But I wasn't trying to sneak, that is the thing.
I felt something coming up, but it was like WHAM BAM all of a sudden I think I reached for my knife which wasn't there which is why the officers reached for the gun
These dudes were decked out scary. Riot gear sort of ordeal.
I do remember now them smiling at me
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery]
#26727632 - 06/07/20 09:33 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Maybe OP was on hallucinagens and thought he saw police.
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Shiithead]
#26727638 - 06/07/20 09:35 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Shiithead said: Maybe OP was on hallucinagens and thought he saw police.
Nope. It was as real as a bee sting or the sound of thunder.
Straight sober except for a slight one beer fading buzz.
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery]
#26727661 - 06/07/20 09:48 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Must have been a 40.
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Shiithead]
#26727681 - 06/07/20 10:00 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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The beer? It was a 36oz
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery] 1
#26727780 - 06/07/20 11:11 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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My favorite part about this story is OP sitting somewhere nice with a beer relaxing and fishing. Makes me wanna go out and relax somewhere along a nice river or something. Good story
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: nooneman] 1
#26727787 - 06/07/20 11:17 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Well, the way the water moves, I was just out there on the water yesterday and I said outloud " NOTHING comapres to this"
when you're on the water and in the wild nothing will ever compare. Just make sure to have a survivial way out or a way to make a fire and a camp
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery] 1
#26727926 - 06/08/20 01:09 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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So you're pissed because he asked you a stern question and you precieved threat even though it sounds like he was nice. Yeah you're a drama queen
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Seriously_trippin]
#26727934 - 06/08/20 01:15 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Seriously_trippin said: So you're pissed because he asked you a stern question and you precieved threat even though it sounds like he was nice. Yeah you're a drama queen
Can you even read>? ( learn to spell perceived first)
He put his hand on his GUN!!!
Can you imagine what that is like?
You are just judging me unjustly
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