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I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests and gun 1
#26727475 - 06/07/20 08:13 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Let me tell you how this story starts. I was at a well known park, where there are protected fish with strict fishing seasons. I pulled up and was chillin getting my fishing pole ready with a small CRAWFISH trap on the end of the line. SOme other dude pulled up and was like " hey, have you seen any mushrooms around here? Know any good place to find some??" I was like no, I have not, have you tried across the bridge there? and I pointed over across the bridge near the cool spot by the river. Well I got my fishing pole, my backpack which had a beer in it and the crawfish bait, and managed to make it down the hard to get to trail, to the water.
Now mind you, this place is BEAUTIFUL. And also dangerous to get to, but I didn't mind. I loaded up my crawfish trap on my fishing pole, and threw it out into the cool, emerald green slightly murky water moving somewhat slow, and a few seconds later, cracked my beer and sat down on the sand to enjoy a nice brew.
Well, I had a mighty fine time. I was there for almost an hour after I finished the beer which I put back in my pack, and on the way out I was on the small trail leading to the parking lot and out of nowhere two male officers one white one asian stepped out of the woods out of NOWHERE and blocked me, and said "Catch anything?" Real intimidating like.......I saw one put his hand on his gun as he was waiting to see if I was going to run or not, but I looked him dead in the eye and said No.
He sort of relaxed and said " did you have a good time" I was like " do you WANT TO SEE MY FISHING LICENSE?" he sort of looked really defeated like he had misjudged my character entirely and I saw the entire event change in his eyes and then his partner( the asian guy) started to question me
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery] 1
#26727489 - 06/07/20 08:19 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Bro.....
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: spirit_shadow]
#26727509 - 06/07/20 08:28 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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bro..
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Tmethyl]
#26727524 - 06/07/20 08:32 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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No let me tell you I am a woodsman by all accounts and these guys were in full black out had bullet proof vests - the back it said FWS on one of the vests and I might I don't recall the other said FBI but the letters were in big white I was so spooked because these dudes LITERALLY popped out of the woods on me I've NEVER seen anything like it.
The entire conversation lasted like 60 seconds I was in such a spooked daze I don't remember the entire account,.
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery] 1
#26727531 - 06/07/20 08:33 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Did they racially discriminate you?
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: spirit_shadow]
#26727533 - 06/07/20 08:34 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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spirit_shadow said: Did they racially discriminate you?
If that means in my favor, then yes.
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery]
#26727534 - 06/07/20 08:35 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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They like to watch you for awhile...
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers [Re: Fiery]
#26727537 - 06/07/20 08:35 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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I wish I had a video of that or wore a body cam because this was some serious shit. I'm still a bit rattled.
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Amanita86]
#26727540 - 06/07/20 08:36 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Amanita86 said: They like to watch you for awhile...
What's messed up is the entire time on the shore I felt like I was being watched. And I am a very intuitive guy.
But they must have misjudged me.
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery]
#26727544 - 06/07/20 08:38 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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What happened? Did they leave you alone? Did they ninja roll back into the woods? I need details
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery]
#26727548 - 06/07/20 08:40 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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They probably figured they could get you for smoking a pipe of some herb or taking a fish without a license. They just do what they do..
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#26727551 - 06/07/20 08:42 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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FBI tho? It would make sense if it was say a conservation officer.....
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: spirit_shadow]
#26727552 - 06/07/20 08:42 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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spirit_shadow said: What happened? Did they leave you alone? :
They did actually. They just stepped aside and were like ......I don't even remember what they said but it was like"have a good day" and I walked about 12 feet, turned around and there were there looking at me. I didn't look back again.
I will never take that trail again BTW. But I did some others at the same park and no one tried to jump me. I seriously felt like I was jumped on the trail ESPECIALLY considering the dude put his hand on his gun .
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: spirit_shadow]
#26727555 - 06/07/20 08:43 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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spirit_shadow said: FBI tho? It would make sense if it was say a conservation officer.....
No it was 3 letters in white on a black bullet proof kevlars I think maybe GBI or FBI or FWA I was so spooked and was making eye contact the entire time
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery]
#26727559 - 06/07/20 08:46 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Fiery said:
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spirit_shadow said: FBI tho? It would make sense if it was say a conservation officer.....
No it was 3 letters in white on a black bullet proof kevlars I think maybe GBI or FBI or FWA I was so spooked and was making eye contact the entire time
Also, the letters on the two vests were different. but both 3 letters in white.
SOrry I can't remember seriously this all happened so quick.
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery]
#26727560 - 06/07/20 08:46 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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One of them might have been ATF like I said I can't remember.
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Fiery]
#26727561 - 06/07/20 08:47 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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DNR?
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Re: I was walking through the woods and BAM before I knew it two federal officers were standing in front of me in full vests ... [Re: Amanita86]
#26727570 - 06/07/20 08:51 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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YES! That might have been one of them, that sparks a memory. But the other one was different like ATF or FBI or something. DNR rings a big bell.
But why the bullet proof vests?
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#26727572 - 06/07/20 08:53 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Because they’re out there patrolling hunters etc. When they run across someone breaking the law, the person often has a gun on them.
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#26727596 - 06/07/20 09:07 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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There’s a lesson to be learned in this story and that lesson is OP is a white guy
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