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Is milk good? (Poll)
#26725991 - 06/07/20 09:09 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Here the fuck we go again..... DISCLAIMER: this is only about milk as a drink. Please leave anything to do with race out of this. Dont be a jerry.
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larry.fisherman
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Stroganoff, mashed potatoes. Valid reasons to use milk. Drinking milk is however trash. There is no debate that it is hella garbo, son. For most people milk is just an excuse to eat candy for breakfast so milk is for fat people and children
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I only drink the nectar of the gods at night
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Despite being gay, milk and eggs are two feminine products I particularly enjoy
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I'm not a strict vegan or anything, but milk is nasty. Every time I think about milk images of puss, cysts, and infected tiddys flood my mind.
I love almond milk though.
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Re: Is milk good? (Poll) [Re: Asante]
#26726022 - 06/07/20 09:20 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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I fucking love milk. I really do have about one glass per night on average. I didn't know it was feminine and I'm straight.....still dont care it is amazing.
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Milk drinkers should be hung in gibbets and a fire lit beneath them consisting purely of chicken wings
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If it were healthy to do so (but it completely isnt by any standard) I'd drink a gallon of milk a day.
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Re: Is milk good? (Poll) [Re: Asante]
#26726035 - 06/07/20 09:25 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Haha same 
Edit: Larry are you lactose intolerant?
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Pudding is for the weak
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Damn I'm sorry man...just know you are the normal one. Anyone that can drink milk are the weird ones :p
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STAL. I'm not really a milk drinker, I don't have a lactose issue and I'm not vegan, I just find it kind of..meh, as a beverage(nutritionally it's obviously fabulous, but this is the 21st century and I don't have to rely on whole milk for calcium and vitamins and fat). Less yes or no..more...meh. I fucks with non dairy milk for sure though, but I didn't think that counted.
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What about chocolate milk?
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....I will fuck with chocolate milk on occasion .
I generally go for almond or soy, but I would be lying if I said I haven't had a glass of full dairy chocolate milk in the last 6 months.
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I knew it
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No dont be ashamed. It's one of the best drinks on the planet
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Oat milk is the tits yo.
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Re: Is milk good? (Poll) [Re: SARAtonin]
#26726173 - 06/07/20 10:24 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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What about cow milk? And subsequently chocolate milk?
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Most nutritious drink right after blood. Leave it in warm place for some time and you have another great product -fermented milk which is great for gut.
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Re: Is milk good? (Poll) [Re: Tmethyl] 1
#26726186 - 06/07/20 10:31 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Milk is cow puss and it sucks Its worse than chicken wangs
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Re: Is milk good? (Poll) [Re: Avvruk]
#26726190 - 06/07/20 10:33 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sometimes I'll just drink a single glass and think to myself... "fuck if this isnt one of the best damn drinks on the planet"
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Milk isn't cow pus It may contain some if cow has an infection.
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Re: Is milk good? (Poll) [Re: Avvruk] 1
#26726209 - 06/07/20 10:38 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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You have really good ratings Its cow puss if i say its cow puss
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Spicemaster said: Its cow puss if i say its cow puss
It's puss.
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If you are lactose intolerant as well then I am sorry and am starting to feel your pain and will make it my life's mission to make it so lactose intolerant people can one day enjoy one of the best drinks ever......one day.....
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Milk is one of those things where sometimes they ask a lot of money for it and it disappoints you because at best there's a slight difference from the cheapest shit you can find. Except chocolate milk, expensive chocolate milk is god tier and is fucking delicious. I will defend chocolate milk to the fucking death with tai chi of nightmarish precision. I'll block your chi so hard you'll think you're constipated, mother fucker. But this shit isn't about chocolate milk.. no. It's about that plain ass, stankin fat whore secretion that porn stars use because it already looks a little like cum. That's how bad it is. Milk is used as a visual substitute for having a train ran on you, and you gulp it down like the only satisfaction left is to stick the whole udder down your throat. I'm disgusted and appalled. Check your ratings.
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Got to love it.
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Re: Is milk good? (Poll) [Re: yarddog]
#26726306 - 06/07/20 11:14 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Extra chilled non homogenized (but yes pasteurized) fresh whole milk in a thick glass mug that sat in the freezer overnight...drank somewhere between the hours of 9:00pm - 1:00am...

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Re: Is milk good? (Poll) [Re: Tmethyl] 1
#26726310 - 06/07/20 11:17 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Spicemaster said: Its cow puss if i say its cow puss
It's puss.
Cows do not have udders to produce puss. Tits are not abscesses.
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larry.fisherman said: Milk is one of those things where sometimes they ask a lot of money for it and it disappoints you because at best there's a slight difference from the cheapest shit you can find. Except chocolate milk, expensive chocolate milk is god tier and is fucking delicious. I will defend chocolate milk to the fucking death with tai chi of nightmarish precision. I'll block your chi so hard you'll think you're constipated, mother fucker. But this shit isn't about chocolate milk.. no. It's about that plain ass, stankin fat whore secretion that porn stars use because it already looks a little like cum. That's how bad it is. Milk is used as a visual substitute for having a train ran on you, and you gulp it down like the only satisfaction left is to stick the whole udder down your throat. I'm disgusted and appalled. Check your ratings.
I agree a lot of brands taste way too watered down. But once you find that right one....its like a trip. Words just cant describe it 
And do you like cinnamon rolls? I dont eat them very often but when I do I HAVE to have plain ass white milk because it is that good. It's so fucking good I would fight Santa claus on christmas night if it was the only milk around.
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I don't drink milk. It grosses me out. I can't even remember the last time I had a glass of milk. Possibly 15 years ago I may have had a glass. Unsure.
I do use it to cook if milk and no other alternative is required to the recipe
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Re: Is milk good? (Poll) [Re: Patlal]
#26726353 - 06/07/20 11:37 AM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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You should have a glass with a nice hot fresh cinnamon roll sometime
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Cinnamon rolls are a donut someone fucked up. They had a small child and they let them play with the scraps and they were like "Let's make this look like a piece of shit" and they did but instead of cooking it like a donut like a normal person all they had was an easy bake oven and some cinnamon to make it look brown
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You take that back 
Edit: some of my fondest memories are over cinnamon rolls.....
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Tell me it doesn't have the characteristics of a turd. It's a neat little brown spiral merely warmed up for your consumption
I'm surprised it doesn't come with steam and flies
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It doesnt have the characteristics of a turd
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larry.fisherman
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Now you're lying to yourself. You have proven delusional, and therefore cannot be trusted in culinary situations.
Milk, sucks Cinnamon rolls, generally dry
That's why they need a glaze. To lubricate your throat. It's like 2girls1cup in a pastry. Cinnabun is basically a Pornhub subsidiary.
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Damn son, you need to take it easy on the pr0n.
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You are the delusional ones. Milk and cinnamon rolls are almost as good as milk and fresh chocolate chip cookies
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larry.fisherman
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I bet milk with your cookies is great when your teeth fall out
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Lmao I didn't say often :p I'm just saying how good it is so double :p
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I love how much passion this thread is stirring up. Milk is a wierd thing to consume. like the the first person to eat a lobster. The kind of idea that needs to begin with "OK bare with me I have an idea thats kind of out there..."
I fucking love milk. Every morning for maybe the last decade I drink a qt of whole milk with 2 packets of carnation instant breakfast.
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Re: Is milk good? (Poll) [Re: GreenHorns]
#26727153 - 06/07/20 05:41 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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I drink milk daily. I have a friend who sells raw milk. She owns a couple of dairy cows and sells the extra to her friends.
Y'all haven't lived until you've had some fresh, raw milk
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Re: Is milk good? (Poll) [Re: Asante]
#26727158 - 06/07/20 05:43 PM (3 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
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Tmethyl said:
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Spicemaster said: Its cow puss if i say its cow puss
It's puss.
Cows do not have udders to produce puss. Tits are not abscesses.
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