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1234go
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The Blind Ass said: Now I’m definitely ordering some wings for dinner
You'll probably want to order something in addition to the wings....since there's not much there except for traces of novelty factor.

I also recommend bringing a friend so that it won't be so boring, and you'll have your friend there to lighten the mood after a disappointing and unfulfilling meal.
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Re: @chicken wings [Re: 1234go] 1
#26724486 - 06/06/20 04:11 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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You wanna fight? it sure sounds like you wanna fight, because you just crossed a line in the sand that was made out of chicken wing bones ...and there ain’t no goin back mister. I will dethrone and debone you right here & now.
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1234go
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A line in the sand made of chicken wing bones, eh? How long did that take? Must've been about 20-25lbs worth of wing bones since they're so small.
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Fiery
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Re: @chicken wings [Re: 1234go] 2
#26724502 - 06/06/20 04:20 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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How did I miss this thread? I hate wings TBH. It's all about the Boneless skinless thighs.
Wings are like, gross n shit. All those bones and skin and it's just messy and gross.
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1234go
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Re: @chicken wings [Re: Fiery]
#26724514 - 06/06/20 04:28 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Better late than never, it's a pleasure to have you. Thanks for sharing some facts with these people.
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Fiery
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Re: @chicken wings [Re: 1234go]
#26724538 - 06/06/20 04:41 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I won't lie though. I LOVE me some boneless wings, cripsy.
NOM NOM
It's just the bones and all that gunk to me is unappealing.
I might order some tonight
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Fiery
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Re: @chicken wangs [Re: 1234go]
#26724539 - 06/06/20 04:42 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I insist we call them chicken wangs from now on,
Like wu tang clan, but spicier.
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1234go
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Re: @chicken wings [Re: Fiery]
#26724566 - 06/06/20 04:52 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Fiery said: I won't lie though. I LOVE me some boneless wings, cripsy.
I can't fault you for that. Technically..."bonesless wings" aren't really wings at all. Enjoy those tender morsels. 
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Fiery
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Re: @chicken wings [Re: 1234go]
#26724571 - 06/06/20 04:53 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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WHAT?!>?
You mean I've been being lied to my whole life about boneless wings?
Those bastards!
I honestly believed they were de-boned wings. I guess that makes me an idiot.
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Niffla



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The Blind Ass said: You wanna fight? it sure sounds like you wanna fight, because you just crossed a line in the sand that was made out of chicken wing bones ...and there ain’t no goin back mister. I will dethrone and debone you right here & now.

I don't condone violence
But if it's for the cause...
I say debone that motherfucker
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Niffla



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Re: @chicken wings [Re: Fiery]
#26724586 - 06/06/20 04:58 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Fiery said: How did I miss this thread? I hate wings TBH. It's all about the Boneless skinless thighs.
Thighs are the best sir, I agree!
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Re: @chicken wings [Re: 1234go] 1
#26724590 - 06/06/20 04:59 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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LEAVE CHICKEN WINGZ ALONE!
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Fiery
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Re: @chicken wangs [Re: zZZz]
#26724598 - 06/06/20 05:01 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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So where should I get some wangs tonight?
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Niffla



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Re: @chicken wangs [Re: Fiery]
#26724601 - 06/06/20 05:02 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Fiery said: So where should I get some wangs tonight?
Pluckers
And get the fried twinkies
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1234go
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Re: @chicken wings [Re: Fiery]
#26724608 - 06/06/20 05:06 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Fiery said: WHAT?!>?
You mean I've been being lied to my whole life about boneless wings?
Those bastards!
I honestly believed they were de-boned wings. I guess that makes me an idiot. 
I'm sorry this happened to you, but it's not your fault. It could've happened to anyone.
But yeah, imagine the labor that'd have to be involved in deboning all those millions of wings. Not to mention the wings would be unrecognizable afterward...you know, because there's more bone & tissue than actual meat.
Edited by 1234go (06/06/20 05:28 PM)
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1234go
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Re: @chicken wangs [Re: Fiery] 1
#26724614 - 06/06/20 05:09 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Niffla said:
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Fiery said: So where should I get some wangs tonight?
Pluckers
And get the fried twinkies
Do not listen to this man. One day he's against the wings, the next day he's about the wings. He can't be trusted any longer...
Plus, Pluckers fuckin' blows ass..
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1234go
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Re: @chicken wings [Re: zZZz]
#26724615 - 06/06/20 05:10 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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zZZz said: LEAVE CHICKEN WINGZ ALONE!

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Fiery
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Re: @chicken wangs [Re: 1234go]
#26724631 - 06/06/20 05:22 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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LOL- Makes sense, yeah.
Thhere's a wang place near me with 10 boneless and fries for $8 that's pretty good.
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1234go
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Re: @chicken wangs [Re: Fiery]
#26724645 - 06/06/20 05:31 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Sounds like a deal of a dinner to me. Happy eating! Maybe drop a photo of the boneless "wings" ...it could be the motivation that some people need to move beyond their mediocre habits.
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